The Time Traveler's Pig Part 1

At the Gravity Falls junkyard, the old kook is working on his latest invention: a time machine. He puts the finishing touches on it, activates it, and it functions properly.

"Woo! My time machine works!" he shouted. "Now people can recognize my genius and I won't be called crazy anymore!"

"Oh, I wouldn't say that." said a voice from behind him.

The old kook turns around and gets a punch to the face and is knocked unconscious. The hooded figure looks into the time machine and sets it to a time which approximately two weeks ago. He jumps in.

Meanwhile, Stan is having a mystery fair, and Dipper, Mabel, Sous, and Wendy are in front of him.

"Alright kids, go do what you want. I'm gonna go rig my dunk pin and rip people off." said Stan.

"Uncle Stan, is that legal?" asked Mabel.

"When there aren't any cops around, anything is legal." Stan leaves and Dipper and Wendy walk off. Wendy notices a stuffed panda duck like toy.

"Hey, look at that!" she said. "I don't know if it's a panda or a duck, but I want one!"

"Ooh, I sense a little romantic wish here." said Dipper.

Wendy turns to hide her giggle blush.

"Right now you're probably thinking, 'Oh, Dipper. Could you win me that stuffed animal? Oh, you're the best...'." Before Dipper could finish, he mysteriously vanishes.

"You're the best what?" asked Wendy, who did not notice the vanish. She turns around and gasps. "AH! Where did he go?"

Meanwhile, Mabel and Sous are looking at a pig in a pig pen.

"Oh, he is SO adorable! EEK!" squealed Mabel.

Pacific-a is walking by and notices Mabel staring at the pig.

"Wow, looks like you found your twin, Mabel." she said.

"Pacific-a." said Mabel annoyed.

Wendy runs up to Mabel and asks worriedly "Mabel! Have you seen Dipper?!"

"Who? Is he your new boyfriend?" said Mabel.

"What? He's my current boyfriend!"

"Why didn't I meet him?"

"Because he's your brother!"

"Ha ha! Very funny, Wendy. I don't have a brother...well, I used to...until..." Mabel then starts sobbing.

"What? Until what?"

"Don't you remember? We couldn't save Dipper from the haunted convenience store!"

"No! We did save him!"

"The door was locked with a bunch of chains, Wendy!"

"Wait...this isn't right! Someone must've made a time paradox, causing our lives to change."

"WHAT!?" shouted Mabel.

"Wait, go back." said Pacific-a barging into the conversation. "Are you trying to say that Mabel's twin brother is stuck in a haunted convenience store?"

"YES!" shouted Wendy.

"Wait...I just remembered the mysteries we had together!" said Mabel. "Pacific-a! You were in two of them!"

Pacific-a thinks for a brief moment and then gasps. "Oh my gosh! I do remember!"

"Dudes, I just remembered too!" said Sous. "Um, what are we talking about?"

"Someone stopped me and Mabel from saving Dipper!" said Wendy frustrated. "But I have no idea how."

"I do!" shouted the old kook, coming in with a bandaged nose. "Just after I finished my new invention, the time machine, someone barged into my junkyard and jumped into it!"

"He what?!" said Wendy shocked.

"I can't believe I'm saying this but...we have to stop that guy!" said Pacific-a.

"Wow, I never thought I'd hear you say that." said Mabel.

"Yeah. It feels weird."

"Come on! To my junkyard!" said the old kook. Mabel, Sous, Wendy and Pacific-a follow him to the junkyard.

At the junkyard, the old kook is talking to the four.

"Alright, listen up, y'all!" he said. "You're about to travel through time, so I took up the liberty to make you all time traveling gear!"

Mabel, Sous, Wendy and Pacific-a are all wearing battle armor similar to the Universal Soldiers armor. Mabel's armor is rainbow colored, Sous is camouflage, Wendy is flannel, and Pacific-a is bright pink.

"So, you made us armor similar to the ones in that mediocre movie?" asked Pacific-a.

"Yep. It comes with the padding, scanner, and weaponry. Ya know, just in case the intruder stole anything from my storage." said the old kook.

"Alright, guys." said Wendy. "Here we go! We gotta find the dude who did this, and stop him!"

"Dudes, this is kinda like that movie 'The Time Traveler's Wife'." said Sous.

"This is nothing like that movie, Sous." said Wendy. "The movie is a romantic drama. This is more like an action packed adventure."

"Ooh, and I bet we're gonna have some serious fun doing it!" said Mabel excited.

"Can't you take anything seriously?" said Pacific-a annoyed.

"Nope."

"Alright! Good luck out there." said the old kook. Everyone jumps in. Pacific-a stops for a second.

"Quick question: Is this gonna be safe and will it mess up my hair?" she asked.

"That depends if you land with a thud and you may feel a little electric shock when you jump in." said the old kook. "I'll keep in contact with you on your communicators."

"Ugh, this is gonna hurt." said Pacific-a jumping in.

The old kook just stood there, wondering two things: Will they defeat the perpetrator, and why didn't he tell them to make sure to keep their legs strait to land safely on their feet?

So, what do ya think? Good? Bad? Neutral? Never mind, I'll just let you decide. Can you guess who the bad guy is? Find out next time. Ciao.