The Time Traveler's Pig Part 2
In another time, two weeks ago, where Dipper is still trapped in the haunted convenience store, Mabel, Sous, Wendy and Pacific-a land in the time through a portal in a pile.
"OW!" shouted Wendy who is underneath Sous.
"Ugh! Get off me, fat boy!" shouted Pacific-a who is also under Sous.
"Sorry dudes." said Sous getting up.
"Alright, smarty pants. Which way to the haunted convenience store?" Pacific-a asked Wendy.
"Well, by what I seem to remember, the store should be..." Wendy holds up her finger while looking around and points west. "...that way!"
Wendy goes west with everyone in hot pursuit.
"Ya know, Mabel. I'm starting to like the mystery gang." said Pacific-a smiling. "I mean, now that I think about it, who doesn't go on life threatening adventures that involve the paranormal or psycho maniacs?"
"My great uncle, Stan doesn't." said Mabel. "But he can be a great guy, even if he IS a con man."
As the gang follow the path, Wendy starts to miss Dipper, Pacific-a is bonding with Mabel, and Sous is just being Sous. When they reach the convenience store, there is no sign of the perpetrator.
"Oh, great. Looks like we were sent on a wild goose chase." said Pacific-a irritated.
"Ooh! I just thought of something!" said Mabel with everyone looking at her. "Since Pacific-a is on the mystery gang now, she can be the mean grumpy one!" The gang give her a look of annoyance. "What?"
"Wait a minute, dudes. Look!" said Sous pointing in the direction of the hooded dude. They see the hooded guy and draw their weapons.
"Well well well. I guess your memories of Dipper are too strong to get rid of. Then again, what would I know?" said the hooded man, taking off his hood revealing himself to be...Robbie V.
"Robbie!" said the gang at the same time.
"That's right, losers." said Robbie.
"You went back in time to stop me and Mabel from saving Dipper? Why?" said Wendy mad.
"To get my revenge, obviously. Although, I didn't think somebody would actually notice that muscle head disappear off the face of the planet. But that doesn't matter! Soon, no one will know! Because now that I have you memory jogged idiots in my grasp, I'm going to CRUSH YOU ALL!" Robbie takes off his hood jacket to reveal battle armor.
"Dudes! He's got armor just like us!" said Sous.
"Relax, fat head. It's just one guy. No sweat!" said Pacific-a. Then Robbie pushes a button on his battle armor, which transforms into a massive battle suit with big weapons, kinda like what the Iron Monger looks like. Everyone stares in shock. "Alright, maybe a little sweat."
"Well, as Dipper would say: ATTACK!" shouted Wendy.
Everyone pulls out their weaponry and starts attacking Robbie's battle suit. Using melee weapons, though, they quickly get knocked back. They pull out their ranged weapons and start firing at the suit. However, the blasts from the blasters just bounces off the suit.
"You fools think you can stop me?!" shouted Robbie.
"We did once, and we'll do it again!" shouted Mabel.
"You can't hurt me! Ya see, just like a cheat code in a video game, I have unlimited health!"
Robbie grabs Mabel, Sous and Wendy with his giant robotic hands, and knocks Pacific-a back.
"Your armor and weapons don't do anything to me. This is the old kook's most greatest invention!" said Robbie.
"Let go of us, Robbie! Or else!" said Mabel threateningly.
"You can threaten me, Mabel! You don't have any muscles or brains like your brother does, and I doubt Pacific-a would wanna save you! Besides, you did humiliate her when you found out her great great uncle wasn't the founder of Gravity Falls!"
Robbie activates a meat saw mechanism and says, "Sorry I have to do this to you, Wendy. But you still care about Dipper, so what choice do I have!?"
Pacific-a gets up and sees that Robbie is about to saw the three in a meat saw. The three scream while holding each other.
"PACIFIC-A! HELP US! HELP!" shouted Mabel.
Pacific-a starts to look back on the last two mysteries she had with Mabel and Dipper and realizes that they saved her life twice, both from Robbie and Gideon. Now she was going to do the same thing for them. She runs up to Robbie in his robot suit, and using her melee weapon, she stabs the back of the robot suit and the machine powers down and shuts down. Mabel, Sous, and Wendy fall out of the robot hand and land on the ground in a pile.
"Ugh! Not again." groaned Wendy who is under Sous.
The three get up and look at Pacific-a in shock.
"Now that's how ya kick butt future style! Take THAT, Robbie V.!" shouted Pacific-a.
"PACIFIC-A, THAT WAS AMAZING!" shouted Mabel praising Pacific-a and hugging her. "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"
"No problem. You saved me twice, now I save you. That's what friends do, right?"
"Yep!" said Mabel now pressing a button her communicator. "Okay, old kook. Beam us back to the present before mine and Wendy's past selves show up."
"You got it, y'all!" said the old kook. Mabel, Sous, Wendy, Pacific-a, Robbie and the robot suit get transported back to the present.
Back at the mystery fair, Wendy is looking for Dipper. She sees him playing the bottle game and runs up to him.
"Hey, Dipper. What's up?" said Wendy.
"Well, ya know how you said that you wanted that stuffed panda duck thing? This is my first attempt at trying to win it." said Dipper. "So how much do you want that thing anyway."
"More than anything in the world, Dipper." said Wendy.
"Works for me." Dipper takes one good look at the bottles, take his shot and...knocks them down. Wendy cheers for him. "Boo Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!"
The guy gives Dipper a panda duck doll and Dipper gives it to Wendy.
"Oh my gosh! Dipper, this is the best thing that none of my boyfriends could ever do, but you did! I love him! Thank you!" said Wendy, hugging Dipper with all her might, while hugging her doll at the same time.
"Wendy...air..." said Dipper. Wendy quickly releases him and lets him gets some air. "Ya know, it's weird. I've only been gone for like 30 minutes and you already miss me like crazy."
"Believe me, you have no idea." said Wendy giving Dipper a kiss. "By the way, Mabel is attempting to knock Stan into the dunk pit for that pig she saw. Pacific-a and Sous are cheering her on. You wanna come and cheer her on too?"
"Pacific-a is friends with Mabel?" said Dipper confusedly. "I guess I miss a lot more than I thought. Alright, I'll come."
Dipper and Wendy laugh as they head off to cheer for Mabel with Sous and Pacific-a.
End of chapter. I'm going to rename this story 'The Gideon Saga' because that sounds way better the last title. So until next time. Ciao, dudes.