I've decided to finish this today as soon as I get the chance. Cause next week, I'm going to the east coast, and after that week, I'm watching G.F.
Fight Fighters Part 2
Mabel and Wendy fall out of a glitch hole in the swamp arena in a pile.
"I finally get it. Video games ARE bad for you." said Wendy who is under Mabel. They get up and look around.
"Hey! We're inside the swamp arena we saw before! Where you fight and try not to fall into the water and get an instant game over! EEK! I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY IT!" squealed Mabel, who Wendy stares awkwardly at. "Once...we get outta here." They hear buzzing, look up and gasp.
"You mean 'If'!" said Wendy, pointing at giant wasps that look like Robbie. Mabel and Wendy hold each other. "Bugs! I hate bugs! RUN!"
Mabel and Wendy run for their lives from the Robbie wasps.
In the city arena, Dipper, Sous and Rumble fall into it through a glitch portal and into a pile.
"Now I really wish I paid less attention in mystery hunting and played more video games." said Dipper.
"Where are we, dudes?" asked Sous getting up.
"We are inside the city arena! Where we must face the biggest baddest villain to win the game!" shouted Rumble. Suddenly, the ground shakes, and they gasp at the sight before them...a 50ft tall Robbie.
"Whoa, dudes! Big is right!" said Sous scared.
"I think I prefer the swamp arena better." said Dipper.
"Allow me to show this black villain what for!" shouted Rumble, who gets knocked back by the giant Robbie into a car. "Ugh. Do over?"
"More like...game over!" said Dipper, as Robbie laughs maniacally.
Back in the swamp, Wendy and Mabel are climbing trees to get away from the Robbie wasps. Mabel pulls Wendy up before a wasp can hit her and holds onto Wendy as she looks at the wasp.
"Just when I thought Robbie couldn't get any uglier." said Mabel.
"Come on, Mabel. Let's stop running and start fighting! Ya know, like what Dipper would do." said Wendy.
Mabel nods and the girls start attacking the wasps. One of the wasps shoots spit at Mabel, but she avoids quickly and the spit melts part of the tree.
"Whoa! What happened to 'deleting our minds'?" asked Mabel.
"I'll do that once I have a little fun!" shouted the Robbie wasp, who Wendy kicks in the air into the water and the wasp melts.
Back in the city, the giant Robbie forms tentacles that wrap around Dipper and Sous' legs and picks them upside down.
"Do you understand now? In this game, I rule supreme!" shouted Robbie, who starts the deletion program. "Beginning deletion. Trashing minds for dumpster."
"I must stop that villain!" shouted Rumble. Suddenly, an orb comes out of the ground through a glitch portal and Rumble picks it up to see the old kook inside.
"Rumble! Hit Robbie with this cheat code orb!" said the old kook. Rumble takes aim.
"Catch!" he shouted throwing the orb at Robbie who drops Dipper and Sous.
"UGH! YOU!" shouted Robbie angrily at Rumble, knocking him into a wall.
"I wasn't hardwired for this." said Rumble in dizziness.
Back in the swamp, Wendy jumps up and rides one of the wasps.
"Man, I REALLY hate bugs!" she said, punching two more down in the water.
Mabel, who is on the ground, sees a water lizard in the water that shoots goo in her eyes, blinding her. "I can't see!"
Wendy rams the wasps she's riding into the water lizard and lands beside Mabel.
"Somebody help me get this off!" shouted Mabel. Wendy pulls the goo off her eyes. "Thanks, Wendy."
"No worries." said Wendy.
"And that is that." said Mabel, who speaks too soon as the Robbie sea monster comes out of the water, bigger. "Okay. Maybe not."
"I think I liked the bugs better!" said Wendy who holds onto Mabel, who holds onto Wendy.
Back in the city, Dipper and Sous are looking up the giant Robbie.
"Man, what do we gotta do to beat this guy?" asked Dipper.
"You CAN'T beat me! Ya see, I also hacked the game to make me invincible!" said Robbie, making Dipper and Sous gasp. "You are obsolete programs, Mystery Gang! Not fit to empty the trash bin of the game master!"
"Old kook!" shouted Rumble. "If you can hear us, we need extra lives!"
In the real world, the old kook says "You got it, Rumble! Extra lives all at once!"
Back in the game, Dipper and Sous witness a bunch of Rumble clones pop up and face the giant Robbie.
"Cool! Too bad they're so ugly!" said Dipper jokingly as the real Rumble growls. Suddenly, a bunch of Dipper PCs pop out of nowhere too. "Now THAT is one handsome cheat code."
All the clones of Dipper and Rumble begin to climb on the giant Robbie, trying to cover him up like cockroaches in people's shirts.
"Ugh! No! Get off! Get off! NO! Error! Stop! You're disrupting my core program! Error! Abort program! UGH!" shouted Robbie, who bugs out of the game.
In Robbie's bedroom, he awakens from his slumber and throws a temper tantrum for losing again.
In the swamp arena, the Robbie sea monster disappears before it can Mabel and Wendy, and they both sigh in relief.
In the real world, the old kook cheers and says "Alright, he's out of the game! Now to get them out of there! Lowering the transporter."
Back in the city arena, Dipper says to his clones "Goodbye, Dipper PCs!" and they all laugh. "We rock! Goodbye, Rumble!"
"Farewell, Dipper Pines! And remember, winners never lose!" said Rumble as Dipper and Sous disappear.
In the swamp arena, Wendy says, "At last. We're getting out of this crazy joint!" as she and Mabel disappear.
Back in the real world, the gang returns to their bodies, but lose their balance once they return, and fall in a pile.
"Ugh! Get off of me!" shouted Wendy angrily.
"That almost made it all worth while. Almost." said the old kook.
"Yeah. Sorta like seeing Rumble take a header into a wall." said Dipper.
"Yeah, but in this case, I think the girls are the winners!" said Mabel mockingly.
"Yeah! You guys were using cheat codes to defeat your Robbie. 'We're in the winner zone, loser'." said Wendy mockingly in a deep voice. Dipper and Sous get an annoyed look and the a mischievous look. Dipper reaches for the on button.
"Dudes! Don't turn on that game! Don't!" shouted Wendy panicking. Dipper pushes the button and Wendy ends up in the city arena with Rumble.
"It looks like it's game on! Prepare to fight!" shouted Rumble readying to fight.
"NO! Wendy wants out! Are you listening to me!? AH!" shouted Wendy freaking out.
End of chapter. Ya think I was a little too harsh on Wendy? I mean she did reject Dip in 'Into the Bunker'. Never mind. Until next time. Ciao.