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Little Dipper Part 1

At the Mystery Shack, Dipper and Mabel were just sitting around doing nothing in the gift shop, until Sous came into the room.

"Hey Dipper. I think my toolbox is on the high shelf. Could you get it for me?" he asked.

"Sure, man." said Dipper who reaches for the high shelf and succeeds at getting the toolbox.

"Hey, Sous. How come you always ask Dipper for help when you got Mabel?" asked Mabel smiling.

"I don't know, dude. Dipper seems a lot more taller then you." said Sous.

"WHAT?!"

"Wait wait. Get a measuring stick, man." said Dipper. Sous leaves the room and comes back with a measuring stick.

The twins stand back to back, and Sous takes the measurements. It turns out that Dipper is five millimeters taller then Mabel.

"OH! Looks like I'm the more awesome twin!" said Dipper excited. "Boom! Yeah! Crash! Smash! How many words can I mash!"

"Ha ho! Dude, that's an amazing rhyme." said Sous.

"Thank you. I guess that's why Stan put me in charge of things instead of Mabel."

"Ha ha. Very funny." said Mabel annoyed. "Doesn't matter though. I'm still WAY better at lots of things that you're not."

"Who cares? I'm taller then you by five millimeters!"

Sous and Dipper laugh jokingly and Mabel leaves the room, mumbling about how immature the boys can be.

"Ooh. Hey Sous, I got an idea." said Dipper who pulls out the journal. "I say we find these little babies called 'Height-altering crystals', and just play a little cruel joke on Mabel."

"Dude, I don't know, man. I don't that's worth it." said Sous worriedly.

"Maybe not for you. But for me, I could be laughing at Mabel's confusion until I split my sides."

Dipper goes off into the woods with Sous behind him, since Sous doesn't want Dipper to get into too much trouble with this mean joke. Unbeknownst to the duo, they were being watched by two figures hiding in the bushes.

Dipper and Sous find the height altering crystals and take some of them.

"Alright, the journal says that you have to take out the bulb in your flashlight, and then place the crystal inside." said Dipper, doing what the journal said. "Alright, let her rip!"

Just as Sous was about to try out the crystal, a knife flies by and almost hits Dipper, but hits a tree instead.

"A knife? But that means..." Just before Dipper could finish his sentence, he is interrupted by a voice.

"That's right, boy!" said the voice, who comes out of the bushes revealing the two figures who happen to be...Lil' Gideon and his father, Bud Gleeful. "It's Lil' old me!"

"Gideon!" said Dipper and Sous in surprise.

"Okay, I admit. Did not expect THAT to happen." said Dipper.

Gideon launches a ball of energy at the duo and Sous drops the height altering flashlight.

"What's this?" asked Bud, curious. "Looks like a cute little flashlight."

"That's because it IS a flashlight!" shouted Gideon angrily. "What are you waiting for? SHRINK THEM DOWN TO SIZE!"

"Well, I can never say no to my little Giddy." said Bud, who points the flashlight at Dipper and Sous, and shrinks them down to bug size.

"Whoa. I feel like a toy that comes in a kids meal." said Dipper.

"Dude, I feel like a totally cool action figure!" said Sous excitedly. Dipper elbows him. "Sorry dude."

Gideon laughs maniacally, pulls out an empty jar and traps Dipper and Sous in it.

"This is a dream come true! You may have been able to defeat me with your big muscles, but now it looks like I have the big muscles now, boy!" said Gideon deviously.

"Man, you seriously have major issues, Gideon." said Dipper. "Once I get back to my normal size, I'm gonna shrink you down to the same size you made me!"

"Now that's not very nice." said Bud sadly.

"I'M not a very nice kid." said Gideon.

"Oh yeah."

Gideon gives Bud the jar and says, "Here. Do something with that! I got a plan of my own.

"And what exactly is that plan, Giddy?" said Dipper laughing at the nickname.

"SHUT UP! The plan is to go into the Mystery Shack, and shrink my lovely Mabel down to doll size, and get my own personal play toy!" said Gideon leaving.

Bud goes off to the Gravity Falls junkyard, and throws the jar with the duo inside into a garbage heap.

"Sorry, fellas. Nothing personal. Just my son wanting revenge against you fellas!" said Bud happily, leaving the junkyard.

"Ya know, it's weird. if Gideon has a father that's cheerful and a mother we've never actually seen, where did Gideon get his evil side from?" asked Dipper.

"Dude, I don't know about you, but I think we should focus on getting out of this." said Sous.

"Good Idea. And I have just the plan. Push with me, Sous!"

Dipper and Sous start pushing the to the side and fall out of the heap on the jar's side. Dipper and Sous then start pushing and rolling the jar.

"Dude, uh, where are we going?" asked Sous.

"To find the old kook." said Dipper.

End of chapter. Hey, gamelover41592! Do you think that Gideon is under some evil spell? If so, let me know. And until next time. Ciao, amigos.