Boss Mabel Part 1

At the Mystery Shack, Stan is talking to Dipper while getting into his car.

"Alright, listen up, kid. I'm gonna go play to win some cash." said Stan.

"You're gonna enter Wheel of Fortune?!" asked Dipper excited.

"No! That's too expensive to get into. I'm going to the lottery, and while I'm gone, you're in charge. Which means you're gonna be running the shack."

"Alright! I always wanted to be the big kahuna. I won't let ya down, Uncle Stan!"

"Good to know." said Stan giving Dipper his fez. "See ya later." Stan drives away in his car.

Mabel walks over to Dipper and says with a raised eyebrow "Did that really just happen?"

"You bet it did, sis!" said Dipper.

"Why do you get to be the boss and I don't?"

"Oh. I'm not gonna be the boss. YOU are!" said Dipper excitedly giving Mabel the fez. "I'm going out to get a REAL monster for the shack! While I'M gone, YOU'RE in charge!"

"YES! I'm gonna show Stan that nice bosses can run the shack too! I'm gonna be leader of the shack!"

"For right now, anyway. Just until I get back, you're the big cheese of the cracker platter." reassured Dipper who goes off into the woods as Mabel, Wendy, and Sous watch him leave. "Adios, amigos!"

"Alright, team!" said Mabel to Wendy and Sous. "We're gonna make this place a fun zone! Wendy. What is the one thing you've never done here before?"

"Well, I never get any girl time with my two best girl friends." said Wendy.

"Stan won't mind that! Call Tammy and let's get girl timing!"

"Sweet!"

"Sous. I've got something you've always wanted!" said Mabel pulling out a foam question mark.

"Question-y the question mark!?" said Sous excitedly. "I wish I could turn this into an exclamation point to show how excited I am!"

Meanwhile, in the forest, Dipper is dragging a really big bag with what appears to be a big monster inside, which is squirming.

"Oh, stop squirming! The shack is only a few trees away. If that makes any sense." said Dipper.

Meanwhile, back at the shack, Mabel is talking to a tour group. "Step right inside and see the amazing wonders of amazement inside!"

"Uh, Mabel? I think I'm beginning to reconsider this idea! It's kinda exposing!" said Sous who comes out with the foam question mark on him, but it doesn't cover his half naked body.

"Don't worry, Sous. You just gotta go with the flow." said Mabel walking into the shack.

"But I...Ugh. So cold."

Inside the shack, Wendy is talking to Tammy when Mabel walks in.

"How's my favorite Wendy?" she said.

"Mabel, you gotta check out this crazy text Tammy got from Lee." said Wendy.

"Apparently he dared Thompson into removing all his clothes in public, and then Thompson run off like a baby shouting 'I can't take this!'" said Tammy. The three girls laugh hysterically until Sous walks in.

"Dudes, I mean, girls. I think Dipper just came back from his monster hunting trip." he said.

In the museum part of the shack, Dipper is pulling the bag towards a cage and starts opening the bag.

"Now let's see. The journal said not to look into the grim goblin's eyes, or you'll see your worst nightmare." he said to himself. He opens the bag...and accidentally looks into the grim goblin's eyes. "Oops."

Inside Dipper's nightmare land, he's surrounded by a destroyed shack, and the dead bodies of his fellow shack mates. He stares in disbelief at what he is seeing right now. He looks up and sees a yellow triangle with a top hat, an eye with a slit for a pupil, stick arms and legs, and a cane. He pulls out his spear and starts fighting the strange creature.

In the real world, the grim goblin takes Dipper by the head and throws him threw the wall leading into the gift shop. Mabel, Wendy, Sous, and Tammy stare wide eyed at this. Then, Mabel's pet pig Waddles, who she won at the fair during the time crisis, walks in and squeals in terror at the sight of the monster. He runs to Mabel and jumps into her arms.

"It's okay, Waddles! I'll protect you!" said Mabel trying to comfort the pig.

"Yeah? Well, who's gonna protect us?!" said Tammy hiding behind the counter and starts text messaging on her phone. "Status update: Stuck inside Mystery Shack with friends and giant monster!"

Dipper gets up a little and says "Did I mention that this thing is called a grim goblin? If ya stare into his eyes, you see your worst nightmare." The profits jar falls on Dipper's head. "Ouch! Going back into unconsciousness now." Dipper falls asleep again and Wendy tries to wake him up.

The girls, Sous, and Waddles see the monster is closing in on him.

"Dipper, why did you have to bring in a real monster?" thought Mabel fearfully.

The grim goblin roars and the girls, and Sous scream in terror. Mabel holds onto Waddles for protection

"This is NOT good, dudes! Totally awesome, but not good!" said Sous terrified

"And to make things worst, our man with the spear is down!" said Wendy freaking out.

Waddles clings to Mabel's shoulder and Mabel pats the pig on the back trying to calm him down.

Dipper gets up again and says, "Ya think I might still see some action?" and a bobble head falls on his head. "Ouch! Never mind!" He falls asleep again.

The grim goblin has the five backed up into a corner.

"Nice leading, leader." said Wendy sarcastically, while at the same time scared.

"Guys! I don't think I wanna be leader anymore!" shouted Mabel scared, while clinging to Waddles and Tammy.

End of chapter. Heartless, does that count as torture? Nightmares from a grim goblin? Also, how good did I portray Waddles? Until then. Ciao.