Bottomless Pit Part 1
Stan is driving the mystery cart, which has Dipper, Mabel, Sous, Wendy, Manly Dan, and the old kook on board, to a bottomless pit.
"Welcome everyone to the bottomless pit, which as you can see is bottomless." said Stan. "We're here to throw all our old stuff away. Goodbye, old lottery tickets." Stan throws the lottery tickets in the pit.
"Goodbye, creepy love letters from Lil' Gideon." said Mabel throwing the letters in the pit.
"Nothing personal, old beanie hat from Wendy." said Dipper who was about to throw it away when...
"Is that the hat I gave you?" said Wendy suspicious.
"No!" said Dipper quickly and nervously, hiding the hat behind his back. "It's just the six-headed bear head I was about to throw away, since it's already stinky."
"Okay." said Wendy confusedly. She walks off and Dipper sighs in relief, and throws the hat in the pit.
"I'm sorry you were so ugly, that I had to throw you away." whispered Dipper, who then notices Manly Dan heard everything. "We will not speak of this to Wendy."
"My lips are sealed." whispered Dan. "That beanie was ugly to me, too."
Sirens can be heard as a police car with Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Dur-land pull up to the pit.
"Aw, donkey spit! We've been busted for throwing things in a pit!" said the old kook.
"I don't even know why I let you join the tour." said Stan annoyed.
"We've heard some complaints about a cart driving threw the forest, and then we decided to...point at a giant cloud that's COMING ARE WAY!" shouted Dur-land pointing to a humongous black cloud blowing ginormous winds.
"Feels like some of kind of invisible pushing force!" shouted Sous.
The wind is so strong that it pushes the nine people back...and into the bottomless pit. Everyone screams as they fall down the pit, and after falling for a really long time, they finally land in a pile, in a humongous cave-like structure. Everyone gets up and moans in pain.
"That's gotta hurt in the morning." said Dipper with a high-pitched voice. "Huh? What happened to my voice? Do ya hear that?"
"Ha Ha! I hear it alright!" said Stan laughing until he notices his voice is high-pitched too. "Hey! Wait a sec! My voice is high, too!"
"Why are our voices HIGH PITCHED!?" shouted Dan who looks around him. "And WHERE ARE WE!?"
"If ya ask me, there's probably a lot of helium down here." said Dipper. "Also, I think we're in...THE CENTER OF THE EARTH...earth...earth..."
"Swell." said Wendy, who gasps in shock at seeing the beanie she made for Dipper. "This is the beanie I made for you, Dipper! You WERE throwing it away, weren't you?!"
"NO!...yes. Now I know how Toby feels when someone gives him the angry look." said Dipper honestly and sadly.
"I can't believe this!" shouted Wendy angrily. "I made you this! How could you throw it away?! I thought we were a couple!"
"We ARE!" said Dipper with his hands up in defense. "It's just that...that hat is so ugly."
"Oh! So you think the stuff I make for you is ugly!?"
"Chill, dudes." said Sous stopping them from fighting. "We gotta find a way back up to the surface."
"Sous is right." said Blubs serious. "Tell us, fearless leader. What do we do now?"
"Uh...I don't know, we look around the cave for a way out." said Dipper thinking.
"Look!" shouted Mabel excitedly. "A slope with a way out! Yeah! I saved us!"
Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Sous, Wendy, Manly Dan, Sheriff Blubs, Deputy Dur-land, and the old kook walk up to the slope and stand before it.
"What now, leader dude?" asked Sous.
"When in doubt, climb on out." said Dipper climbing the slope like a rock climber without a rope with everyone else behind. When they reach the top, they see a bunch of thrown away stuff.
"Well darn tooting!" said the old kook surprised.
"Whoa! Dig all this stuff." said Sous impressed.
"Let's hope we don't have to." said Dipper.
The gang feels wind blowing and Manly Dan says "Hm. Funny. I always thought the center of the earth was less windy."
"Hey, that's it!" said Dipper lightening up. "We should follow the wind. Every wind tunnel leads to a way out!"
"You picked a heck of a time to become a philosopher." said Stan sarcastically.
"Come on, Uncle Stan. You wanna have your voice high pitched forever, or not?"
"Fine. I trust you!"
The nine follow the wind current through the tunnel. Dipper looks at Wendy, who shoots him a angry glare.
"Would it make ya feel better if I said I'm sorry for lying to ya?" asked Dipper.
"Ask me again when we get outta here." said Wendy madly.
Dipper sighs in sadness and feels guilty for throwing that hat away. He looks into his vest and stares at the beanie, which he picked up without anyone noticing, and takes a good look at it.
"Something wrong, Dipper?" asked Dur-land.
"What? Oh, nothing. Nothing's wrong." said Dipper calmly. "Let's just continue on."
"Okay. Unless you wanna talk about it."
"I guess I can let it all out now. Ya see, I lied to Wendy about liking that beanie she made me. Now she's mad. What do I do?"
"Maybe after this adventure is over, you should apologize to her."
"Okay. Thanks for the advice, Deputy." said Dipper thanking him. They continue to follow the wind current.
End of chapter. Basically, I took all the stories from the original episode, and made them into one big adventure episode. Until next time. Ciao.