I fucking hate my computer! It just froze on my and I had to unplug it! All the stuff I wrote was gone! WHY! (sobs) I can't live with this SHIT!
Bottomless Pit Part 2
Dipper, Mabel, Sous, Wendy, Manly Dan, Stan, Sheriff Blubs, Deputy Dur-land, and the old kook find a wormhole at the end of the wind tunnel.
"Aha! This is the place!" said Dipper excitedly.
"You're kidding, right?" said Stan annoyed.
"Dipper. That's a wormhole." said Mabel confused.
"You can't argue with logic like this." said Dipper.
"Okay. You're the leader."
The gang walks over to the wormhole, and from it jumps a monster made of tumbleweeds. It starts throwing tumbleweeds at the gang.
"HIT THE ROCKS!" shouted Wendy, running to a pile of rocks for cover, with the rest of the gang in hot pursuit.
"It's some kinda tumbleweed dude!" said Sous.
"And a grumpy one at that!" said Dan. "We're trying to get outta here, not play PINBALL!"
"So, like, what do we do?" asked Dur-land.
"Well, uh, one group of four could cut to the left, and another to the right." said Dipper nervously. "But for the lone guy, I can't decide."
"Thanks. You've been a huge help." said Wendy sarcastically, running to the left of the monster with Mabel, Sous, and Dan.
"Come on, boys!" said Blubs, running to the right with Dipper, Dur-land, and the old kook.
"Alright! Let's hit him with all we got! ATTACK!" shouted Dipper pulling out his spear and attacking the monster. Wendy and Dan pull out their axes and join Dipper in the fight. Everyone else, but Stan, join in.
Unfortunately, all the punches and slashes do is go right through them, since the monster has no inside. The monster knocks back Dipper into a cave wall, and the spear lands by Stan. Stan takes a good look at the spear, and gets an idea. He picks it up, and runs towards the monster doing a spartan scream.
He jumps up to the monster, and stabs it in the face right between the eyes. The monster explodes into a million tumbleweeds.
"Whoa! That was awesome, Uncle Stan!" said Dipper impressed. "I have to admit. Maybe you're not so useless after all."
"Aw. That's so sweet." said Stan ruffling Dipper's hair. "You really are a fearless leader, kid. Now let's just hope you're right about that wormhole."
Everyone grabs each others hands and jump into the wormhole together. Back up on the surface, the gang fall from the sky, into a pile. Wendy is on the top.
"Finally. I'm not on the bottom." she said happily, but speaks too soon, as Dan falls on top of her. "ERG! Oh well, at least our voices are back to normal."
"Good. I hated having my voice that high." said Stan. "Now if you all excuse me, I have tourists to guide." Stan leaves the group.
Dipper turns to Wendy and says apologetically "Wendy, I want to apologize for throwing away that beanie you made me. To be honest, I picked it up without anyone noticing while we were down there. Then I realized, it's not the way you make it, it's the thought that counts."
Wendy smiles and says "Oh. I can't stay mad at you after that."
"I figured you wouldn't. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
"Just one: Next time the mystery gang goes on an adventure, I get to be the leader."
"Whatever you say, red."
"Come here, dip."
The two hug and kiss each other, while Dipper pats Wendy's back.
"Get a room, you two!" said Dan playfully.
"You two crazy lovebirds." said Dur-land also playfully.
"Would you all go away!" said Dipper angrily.
"I would, but first I gotta show you this blueprint I found in the center of the earth." said Blubs, pulling out a blueprint of something. He unwraps it, and the gang take a look at it.
"What's this?" asked Sous. "Looks like a plan for robot or something, dudes."
"You might be right, Sous." said Dipper suspicious. "And check it out. The robot almost looks like...Gideon!"
"What makes you say that?" asked Dan.
"Look. Big hair, skinny body, not to mention that it's all written on a blueprint, and blue is the signature color of Gideon."
"Do you suppose this is a rampage plan Gideon planned for the town?" asked Mabel.
"Possibly."
"That tears it! Now we HAVE to arrest him!" said Blubs who is about to run to the Gleeful residence, but the old kook stops him.
"Whoa there, partner. Ye don't wanna be barging in there like a madman, do ya? There's not evidence of Gideon having that kinda technology." said the old kook.
"He's right, Sheriff." said Dipper serious. "We still need to wait for the right time to arrest him, and it's NOT now."
"So we're just gonna wait until Gideon starts rampaging through downtown?" asked Wendy.
"Yes. And let me tell you, babe. That is 100% the truth. No lies."
"That's...crazy, but I can't argue with the leader of the mystery gang." said Dur-land.
"Sometimes I wish that guy wasn't a psychopath, then he and I could be happy together." said Mabel dreamily. Everyone gives her a weird look.
"What? It could happen! I'm lonely here, people. I want an epic summer romance!" she complained.
"Oh, brother." the rest of the gang said annoyed.
End of chapter. So yeah, I'm going to be adding hints to what's gonna happen very soon in this story. Sound good? Good. Until next time. Ciao.