Mantis
"Shino." Kiba attempted to keep a straight face. "What is that?"
"Shinofucus Glorificus."
"Right . . ." Kiba scratched the back of his head. "And I take it you intend to ride it into battle?"
"Like a magnificent warhorse."
"Of course you do."
"Well can you blame him?" Hinata spoke up. ""It's magnificent!"
"It's a 8 foot tall bug!" Kiba was on verge of tearing out hair. "It's ridiculous!"
"Says the guy riding a dog!"
So short, but I couldn't resist (Even if 'Mantis' has been done before).