Fetch
"Lord Hokage." Shino knelt in front of his friend. "You can't be serious?"
"I am." Kiba grinned. "Go fetch me the manuscript. Then play fetch with Akamaru. And while we're at it, that outfit is so fetch."
"You are not even remotely amusing, Kiba." Shino sighed. "Fetch is not an adjective."
"A what?"
"Descriptor word."
"I thought those were verbs?"
"For the love of God, please tell me you know what a noun is?"
"Those are like, names and shit, right?"
Ladies and Gentlemen, Shino thought, I give you, your Hokage! "Eh, close enough." Was what he said.
Another IT drabble. And totally not based off of a conversation with my flatmate (who is at university and should know better).