I've changed my mind about not updating until February. Because I've decided that I want to finish this before the end of the year.

Boys Crazy Part 1

At the mystery shack, Dipper is holding a picture of Robbie and a picture of him and pounding them together like they're fighting.

"Ha ha! Take that! Nobody messes with the big dipper and his family, and gets away with it!" he said playfully. Robbie comes into the shack and storms up to Dipper.

"Ha ha. Very funny, Pines." he said sarcastically. "Now listen up. I've decided to get over my obsession with Wendy, and get a new girlfriend. You're an expert at getting Wendy's attention, so tell me, how do I get a girl's attention?"

"You're asking me for help? Why should I do that after all the times you tried to kill me?"

"Because when I get a new girlfriend, I might just see the error of my ways and be friends with you."

"Okay, I'm in. I don't know much about matchmaking, but maybe you should try to get a girl's attention using music. Mabel got the attention of a boy band that just came into town because of music, so why not give it a shot?"

"Thanks, man. You rock!" said Robbie turning to run out the door. Unbeknownst to Dipper, Robbie is displaying an evil grin on his face.

Meanwhile, at the Gravity Falls concert building, backstage Mabel and Brenda are sneaking into Several Times' room.

"Alright, Brenda! This is it! We finally get to see Several Times up close!" said Mabel excitedly.

"Well come on come on come on! Open the door!" Brenda said excitedly.

Mabel opens the door, and to both their shock, they find Several Times in a big hamster cage, doing hamster things.

"O-M-G!" they both shouted shocked.

"Oh! What's up, girls. You're rocking that skirt, baby." said one of the band members.

"Whoa! What are you guys?" asked Mabel impressed.

"We're a bunch of imprisoned clones made by our manager Erg-man Brats-man, sister. He doesn't let us go outside, because he says it's bad for show business. But we've always dreamed about going outside, cause there's these things called trees, and we want to hug them."

Mabel and Brenda look at each other with a mischievous grin, and Mabel says "I'll tell ya what: We'll get ya outta here." Mabel opens the cage, gets a body bag, and all the band members jump into it. The girls zip up the bag, and run out the door.

Unbeknownst to them however, Erg-man came in on the phone and was talking to someone on the phone.

"Alright! You got what you wanted, and my boys are- What the hell!? They're gone!" he said.

"Relax. They'll return eventually." said the guy on the other line, who sounds very familiar.

"I should hope so. Cause if they don't, I'm coming over to your house to TAKE AWAY WHAT I MADE FOR YOUR STUPID PLANS...ROBBIE V!"

At Robbie's house, Robbie is talking on the phone with Erg-man, with Wendy tied to a chair and gagged with tape.

"Shut up, Brats-man! I'm not giving up my one chance of happiness and revenge on Dipper for stealing my girlfriend to YOU! Besides..." Robbie turns to Wendy. "...I already have my plan set into motion."

Back at the mystery shack, Dipper is sitting behind the counter. His cellphone rings, and he answers it.

"Hello? Oh, hey Wendy. What's up, babe? Really? Alright. I'll see ya there." Dipper hangs up the phone. "Uncle Stan! I'm going out for a while!"

"Make sure to keep your cellphone on and with you at all times, and be careful out there!" shouted Stan half-interested.

"Hey! It's me! What kind of trouble can I get into? Wait. Don't answer that." Dipper goes out the door.

At the center of town, Dipper is sitting by the fountain waiting for Wendy. He turns left and sees her, but notices her hat is missing.

"Hey. I thought I might find you here. Oh, and you're missing your hat. Did ya want me to buy you a new one? Ya could've just told me to on the phone. Unless...do ya want to smooch out here in the middle of the open?" said Dipper excitedly. Wendy comes out of the shadows, and is revealed to be wearing goth clothes and has a mean grin on her face. "Uh...Wendy?"

Wendy starts ramming towards Dipper, but he moves just in time, and she falls into the fountain. She gets back up, and begins to send punches towards Dipper's face, but he dodges them quickly. Dipper blocks one of her fists with his hand, but she uses her other fist to punch Dipper strait in the face, right between the eyes, and he falls back.

"What are ya doing, Wendy!? It's me! You're boyfriend! Dipper Pines!" said Dipper worriedly.

Wendy raises her foot, and stomps on Dipper's head. He screams in pain, considering his head is soft. He gets back up, and tries to hold Wendy down.

"Have you lost it? I'm on your side!" said Dipper worriedly. Wendy kicks him in the face, knees him in the crotch, punches his stomach, and headbutts him. Dipper falls into unconsciousness. Wendy leaves the area.

Meanwhile, Tyler is driving his new motorcycle while singing "I'm cruising down the road tonight, on my new motorcycle, passing knocked out guys tonight, on my new motor- Wait, what? Knocked out guys?"

Tyler stops his motorcycle, looks towards where he passed the knocked out guy, and gasps. He sees Dipper unconscious on the road.

"DIPPER!" he shouted worriedly, jumping off his motorcycle, and running to Dipper's side. "I've got ya, bro! You're gonna be okay! I promise!" Tyler carries Dipper to his motorcycle, and drives to the mystery shack.

At the mystery shack, Stan is counting the money, until Tyler comes in with the unconscious Dipper. Stan gasps.

"Set him on the couch." he said. Tyler sets Dipper on the couch in the living room. "What happened?"

"I don't know! I found him like this!" said Tyler worriedly. "I've got an idea! You call Mabel, I'll call Sheriff Blubs!"

"On it!" said Stan saluting.

Tyler holds his hand to Dipper's forehead and says "I'll get ya an ice pack, buddy! Don't worry! You'll be fine!" Tyler goes to get an ice pack.

Meanwhile, Mabel and Brenda are still hauling the band member filled body bag, until Mabel's cellphone rings.

"Hello? Oh, hi Uncle Stan! How's my favorite uncle in the world? What! Is he coming to? Alright! We'll be right there!" Mabel hangs up her phone.

"Who was that?" asked Brenda worriedly.

"Uncle Stan! He said Tyler found Dipper unconscious on the road! We gotta get to the shack NOW!"

"Right!" said Brenda, as she and Mabel make their way to the mystery shack, running for it, and not caring if they're bouncing the bag.

End of chapter. Another reason why I changed my mind, I want to start my Ninja Turtles story in January. So there ya go. Until next time. Ciao.