Boys Crazy Part 2
At the shack, Mabel, Brenda, Sous, Tyler, and Sheriff Blubs are looking down at the unconscious Dipper, who has an ice pack on his head. Suddenly, he starts to wake up.
"DIPPER!" Mabel said hugging him, happy that her brother is okay. "I was so worried about you! What happened?"
"W-W-Wendy...it was like...she didn't even know me." said Dipper rubbing his head.
"Aw come on, dude. Wendy loves ya. There's gotta be some logical explanation." said Sous softly.
"You got any logical explanations as to why my girlfriend kicked my butt seven ways from Sunday? Or why she was wearing goth clothes?"
"Goth clothes?" said Blubs. "Wait a minute. Robbie wears goth clothes. Just what did he do to Wendy?"
Dipper realizes something and smacks his head "Ugh. So stupid. Robbie came over to the shack and asked how to get girls. I told him to use music, so he must've used music with a secret mind control message in it."
"Wait. You gave Robbie advice on how to get a girl?" said Brenda annoyed. "You're an idiot sometimes, did ya know that?"
"Uh, I'm completely lost." said Tyler. "If Robbie used music to control Wendy's mind, then we can break her out of it, right?"
"Yeah! Maybe we can use music from a hot boy band to draw out the mind control!" said Dipper.
"And I just so happen to have the perfect boy band! Meet the imprisoned clones!" said Mabel excitedly dumping the body bag, and Several Times falls out. The rest of the gang look at the boys, and smile.
"Are you thinking what I'M thinking?" asked Dipper excitedly.
Meanwhile, at a cliff side, Robbie is lying by the still mind-controlled Wendy. "Wow, Wendy. It's so beautiful out here."
Suddenly, the mystery cart flies out of the bushes and stops right in front of Robbie and Wendy.
"ROBBIE!" said Blubs in his serious tone. "You just can't learn to stop messing with girls, can't ya!" Dipper tackles Robbie to the ground and the two start fighting.
"Forget it, twerp! I'll never release Wendy from her trance!" said Robbie angrily.
"I know. I wasn't planning to interrogate you into doing so." said Dipper smoothly. "NOW!"
Several Times comes out of the cart, and starts singing in beautiful voices. The singing with so beautiful, that Wendy fell completely out of the mind control.
"NO!" shouted Robbie angrily. "YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!" Robbie tries to punch Dipper, but he blocks the punch with his fist.
"Will ya take an IOU?" said Dipper jokingly, kicking Robbie off the cliff. Luckily, Robbie safely rolls down the cliff with merely a few cuts and bruises.
"Dipper? I know it's completely obvious, but what happened?" asked Wendy confused.
"You were under the control of music made by Robbie. Luckily, the mystery gang and I just saved you." said Dipper, giving Wendy a hug and patting her back.
Wendy realizes something and says "Hey! That wasn't your happy hug!"
"What?"
"That WASN'T your happy hug, that was your 'I feel guilty' hug!"
"What, uh, I didn't pat your back, I was rubbing it. I call it a rub."
"Yeah, well I call it a LIE! What did you do!?" said Wendy angrily.
Dipper decides to come clean. "Alright. The truth is...I MAY have given Robbie the idea of using music to get to girls."
"WHAT!?"
"It was an accident! I didn't think he'd take it that far!"
"HE TAKES EVERYTHING TOO FAR! I can't believe this! Every time we do something, it's always your fault we almost get killed! Don't you have any respect for ANYTHING else besides mystery solving!?" Wendy shouted angrily. Dipper is at a lost for words. "Ya know what? Forget this! We're through!"
Wendy walks home, leaving a shocked Dipper just standing there watching her leave. He turns to the other members and asks "You guys don't think I'm a little bit of a burden, do ya?"
"Uh...Oh look at the time, I just realized I gotta arrest Brats-man for making and imprisoning clones." said Blubs running for it.
"And I gotta go home! I just realized it's taco night!" Tyler runs for it.
"Sorry dude, I've got no excuse. Sometimes you do tend to almost get us killed." Sous runs for it before Dipper can protest.
"Come on, sis! Ya gotta take my side!" said Dipper worriedly. Mabel and Brenda just look down in sadness. "YOU ALL THINK I'M A BURDEN!" Dipper angrily storms off with tears in his eyes.
At the mystery shack, Dipper is lying on his bed with his face in his pillow. Sniffling can be heard, for he seems to be crying himself to sleep.
"Alright. Get it together, big guy. I know, I'll just stop thinking about it." Dipper said to himself. "Well, that didn't work. I just can't get those two words outta my head."
Waddles walks into the room and sees the depressed Dipper. Somehow, he can sense that he needs someone to comfort, and jumps onto his bed. Dipper feels something on his stomach, and looks to see Waddles.
"If only you could talk, then I can ask you if I'm a burden to everyone on this planet." said Dipper obviously depressed. "Maybe I can ask you why things are so hard to deal with, even if there not as hard as ya think. Why is it that everyone thinks I'm a burden in their lives."
Waddles waltzes up to Dipper's face and licks it. Dipper laughs at Waddles' show of affection and pets the pig on the head.
"Okay, you I can trust to cheer someone up. There's only one thing for me to do, Waddles." Dipper takes a deep breath. "I'm gonna run away from home, that way I can never ruin anyone's lives ever again."
Dipper grabs his suitcase, fills it with his toothbrush, clothes, snacks, and other things he might need. He decides not to pack his journal, considering that his friends might need it more than him. Before he left, he wrote a note and left it for Mabel to read:
Dear friends and family- I'm leaving town and never returning. I'm sorry for being a burden in your lives. It'll never happen again. Your ex-friend, Dipper.
Dipper takes one last look at the shack, and runs away into the forest. By the time Mabel finds the note, it's too late to stop him.
End of chapter. Now that's a twist, huh? Don't worry, I'll be showing Dipper in later chapters. You have my word, people. Until next time. Ciao.