AN: ISarah of course and I told guys that it wouldn't be long! It's all kicking off in the dc universe and what will the farmer do if it doesn't contain her Mikhail? Where is he? And will bruce ever managed to go on a mission without needing albert to patch him up? Dismember: I DO NOT OEN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS FEATURWED IN. THIS STORY. )

Chapter Five: A Grave Malunction

When bruce asks that morning, he realised that he had no idea what the giant mechanicals chicken was for, or who it belonged to . He needed someone who knew about these things. Knowing someone that did who owe him s favour, he around to meet tony stark in a warehouse and had mecha moved to there. She felt very odd being towed along by another sleek, sexy car while she was covered in a plastic tarpaulin to avoid attracting attention. She hopesd that wherever they went, she would be able to move around more fee. The world around her wa npoisy and she could hear all saorts or grumbling noises, noots and beeping noises. She wasn"t entirely sure she liked this noisey pat of the world, but more noise meant more potential to find something that could fill her cargo hol.d.
Soon, the noise started to die down and instead was replaced by the sou d of bells and fog horns. The tarpaulin was pulled off mecha and she tok in the site of what looked like a huge metal barn tjaat was full of broken cars, two wheeled vehicles and for some reason, a whole bus. Bruce sat in his own car, waiting and eating a sandwhich. Mecha was nervous... what was going on? Soon, another sleek car slid in to the graveyard of bruce's broken conpanons and Tony got out.
"What is it you wanted me to d bruce?" He asked, taking off his sunglasses and leanin g against the shiny cart body. "Odd place to pull me out to. If it's anything illegal though, i'm out. Nick will have my head if anythin g else gets my nose dirty." His eyes ell on the metal chicken. "What they hell is that? " b ruce opened mecha's doors.
"?i wondered if you did." Saidx batmab. "Took it off scaregrow but i have no idea what it is or where it same from." Tony gave him a puzzled look.
"Who's scarecrow? Not. Name i recognise."
"You wouldn't." Bruce sneered, shoving more sandwshich into his mouth and gulping it doen. "You avemhers only deal with threats you can see. But when the light goes and and the villians come out to play, people likes me are left to clean up te streets and risk our necks agaisnt the law! And nobody thanks us!" Tony felt the anger rise up in him.
"You think that the Avengers don't clean up the streets? You think ee don't put ourselves at thje mercy of thes law and break then in order to do good? Sdo you even know the civli war that has started to divide us all because we break the law to stop people?"
"AND THEN YOU GO TO BED AT NGITH AND CAN FORGET IT ALL WHEILE I'M OUT THERE STOPPING HE ONES THAT YOU COOSE NOT TOO!" B RUCE WAS SQUARING UP TO HIM NOW. TONY STUCK HIS FIST IN THE AIR AND PESSED A BUTTON ON THE BRACELT HE WORE. IMMEDIATLEY, HIS IRON MAN SUIT BECAN TO GROW OUT OF his hand and encase his body.

It had been a whiel since the suit had been able to actually do somethin g in a wide open space- tony had put him away the moment batman had been rescued and tony had returned to the penthouse But now, in this warehouse, with tensions high and all that space... he could do whatever he wanted. And myg pd, that chicken looed good. As bruce went to land his first punch iron man flew upwards out of his wat. But instead of flying back toward sthe ground like tony in dtened, the suit masde a beeline for Mechan.
"Mr. Stark sir" piped up java instde the helmet. " the suit seems to have a min d of it's own. I cnnot con trol it."
"YOU control it jarvis1 Do something!" Stark yelled as he found himself flying headfirst into mec ha chicken's loading bay. N surprise whe shut her doorxs, trapping all three peole in tthere.
"Do something dmn you jarvis!" Iron man yelled while jarvis calmy repeated how sorry he was for the inconvenience of the malfunction.

The sut was out of control and now that he had dov ke in a felow mahine, he was going to make the most of it. The boosters shot him intot the wall of Mecha were he headbutted the metal and then ricocheted off and into the floor. The boosters faltered fro a moment and then catapulted the three of them into the ceiling, then floor again and then into th walls. The sheer force caused mecha t rock backwards and forwards, her mechanism thankfulyy having being broken in trasnit so that the clucking did not happen . Mecha was loving this. Rhe suit ws moving so fast and so hard that it almost felt like he was ill in her fully. Every bump and bangh felt like extasy. Bruce, suddenly taking pity on his rivsal and not wanting the strange chicken to be damaged, kept i nto action and attempted to prize the doros open. Mecha was having none of this. She the doors closed for as long as she could, even trying to roll forward out of bruce's reach. At one point she rolled over his tow and he yelled, pushing the cart away and nursing his obviously b token appendage.

Inside the suit, tony was having a crisis. His brain was getting closer to being smashed open and jarvis has been high so many times that he was now speaking in angry mandarin, but funilly enough, still in an english accent. The suit, feeling he had given mecha enough heads, now decided that a change of position and approach was needed. Without warning, the legs of the sit suddenly snapped aparts into the splits- a perfectly straight line from one side of mecha to the othe- and alternate the left and right boosters, so tat t shot from side to side, the sole of each foot smacking into the side of mecha. The arms also sprang out to provide another implement on each side in which to pleasure mecha.

Inside the suit, Tony was screaming so much that his throat was starting t feel like it would rip apart. Tat wasn't the only part of him that felt like it was tearing; the fact his legs were being forced apart to porn start exxtents was making him question if his hamstring would even exist when this ordeal wass over. More to rhe point, would his penis even be functional? The thruster patterns changes so that the suit started to rotate in the air as well as b ash from side fro side. The motion was making tony feel sick. He partly hoped that the suit would spin so fast that the g-force would render him unconscious, the batteries would run. Out and this's would all be ovesrd. The spread however, did not increase enough. Before he could take a breathers, he had been forced into a ball and was now ricocheting g like a volunteer ft ball off every wall. He wished the suit was not as risiliant as he hadx i tended it to be, as if it would only break of him, he would bne free form. This dveils circis ride. Numerous alarsm where goin off in. His helemt amd it surprised hi m that the system was even working, seeing as the im apcta had already nocked jarvis out com pletely; his mandarin tone had gon e silet minutes before.

Mecha chicken could not believe how could this all felt. The sit was moving so fast that at times it felt like he was in several places at once, giving the impression of a full load framed into her cavernous, yearning in sides. The sheer force of the thrusters ad been causing her to roll forwards i n the warehouse, until she eventually crashed into the broken bus. As the motion of the suit made her jar back and forwards, her two shafts rammed into the bus, gradually enforcing two large dent sin the already damaged metal. Herd head was spinning with extasy, though she wondered what exactly was happened to the man inside the metal suit.

Bantam was lookin on in horrror at the chaos hat was ensuing in the warehouse. Yeah sure he hated tiny Stark sonetimes bt he still fet h should be doing something to help his fiend escape from the metal bowels of the Scarecrows wierd car. He was perky sure that his friend ws DYING INSIDE THE CART because of all the horridic sceaming and crying that was coming from inside Mecha Chicken. Tony stark was gonna get massxive blundgeoning injuries and have to have Albert drive him to the hopitak in Prisclla if Batman did not interfe2re soon,1

At this exact moment the batamaobile paper dated behind Batman and started sucking G his cape up into her tailpioe. Batman struggled but was strabgulated and pulled over e bonnet of his car...all the isle listening to the terrifying screeches of tony stark being discombubulated inside the metabolic monstrosity created by one o tr Gothamite villains! He's managed to pull his cape from the batmobile and crawled in side her, hoping to ram her i to the chicken cart to free stank. Unbeknown to bruce though, ricilla was getti ng off on. The sou ds of Mecha chicken enjoying herself. The screams of pain, pleasure and grinding metal wee getting te batmonile all excited. She refused to let bruce be in control. I stead she sees red around to the side of mecha chicken and started to gri d her registration plate against her side.

Bruce wayne had no goddam idea what he hell was going on . Hs car was controlling g itself, iron man was being tourted inside a mteal chicken... and the entire car he sat in wass vibrating so much that he was getting an erecting that really should n ot hatve bee caused by a situation such as this. As he himself also started to get turned on and oddly horn y about all this, the windows started to steam up and without the press of a button, the bat mobile set her win do wipers on maximum to ty and clear it.

The only person not enjoying himself was tony stark. By now he was pleading to the god he didn 't believe in to just give him death now and bring an end to it. From what he could make out, the alarm for the battery power was ri going, and he almost screamed a Hail Mary i relief. What he didn't realise, was that it wasn't all over at the failure of a b artery... the battery died completely and suddenly, all went silent. The jet packs stopsed and the numerous worms had fallen silent. The motion of tony falling to the floor of mecha chicken pushed the suit over the edge. With an exploding noise, various panels shot away from the exoskeleton, followed by numerous fountains of oil and coolant that engulfed the wallls and floor, nearly drowning stark where he lay almost unconscious. But mecha was not finished. She was still being seen to by pricilla and as she reached her own climax, her lord burst open and tony was expelled at high speed in. A roaring gush of mechanical fluids that shot across the warehouse nd hit the back wall. Iron man hit the food an d did no bet up. Pricilla was also nearing the end as she finisehd on mecha chicken as she ftooo reached completion, her exhust spewed out a cloud of smoke and her caralrm went off./ Bru e didn't care. He too climaxed at the same tim e ND AS he defeaned, the win dow was coated iin so mething white and sticky, effectovley whitewashng the entirrel panel of glass. He sighed in relief, and then the realisation of what had just happened hit him:

He had just seen his own car 'making love "to a metal chicken while a suit of high tech armour with a man inside made love to the chicken. And then. Eject the man across the building.

The horror sunk in and he fell out of the batanmobile and crawled toward the car he had come in. It was a painful affair as his pants were stud his ankles and his erection had not disappeared yet. But that didn't matter as al e cared about was getting him and tony away from these crazy THINGS. He managed to drive over the other side of the warehouse and somehow drag the armoured man into the passenger seat. He picked up the oily loose panels, through them into the back and slammed into the drivers seat. He hit the pedal and the car sped away.

"Who was that?" Mecha chicken asks breathlessly. Pricilla kept moving her wipers, it the white stuff would nt budge.
"That was the iron man. My god that must have felt good. I know i do. It would have been better if bruce hadn't have desicrrated my innards. Dirty..."
Mecha sighed and settled down for.a seep before she planed to continue her journey.
"I'd better get back." Mumbled pricilla, seeing it ito the night. "e's not getting rid of me that easily." And she puttered off.

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The farmer was quietly ploddig along the road in the twilight, a pack of food from the party tied to her back for the journey. She decided that an upcoming latby was a good place to sleep that night and attempted to tuck herself into the bushes that boardered it, wrapping herself up in the stolen tablecloth for warmth. A loud motor sceeched to a halt in front of her and in. The twilight she could see a. Very wide front wheel attached to a motorbike. A man in a blue jumpsuit, ridiculously sized golden shoulder cpuldrons and long green gloves and boots stepped ff it and ointed a gun at her.
"One month in te cubes for loitering missy." The helemeted man growled from a jaw squareenough to use as a drawung aid. At tat moment a car went speeding behind him and down the road. Before the farmer new what she was doing he had handcuffed her, flung her on the motorbike and the two raced after the car...

AN: Wow! I thin k that was the most action packed chapter so far folks! But there is plenty more to come. Who is the ,ysterious man on the motorbike? And what will happen to the farmer? You know what to do, keep em eeled folks)