AN: Scrivner Sara here, binging you the next in stone to of our epic crossover series. What's goin g to harem to poor farmer n ow that a mysterious stranger has captured her?!)

Chapter Six: Angels

The farmer sat in a police cell waiting to be "processed". The man from. The motorbike,e was busy shouting at the two men who were speeeding. The farmer could hear the yelling outside the door. It seemed they were babbling about some sort of giant chicken. Havin g sex with a suit of armour. The cries of 'BUT I SWAER I SAW IT AND MY CAR JOINED IN ! AND NOW MY BUDDY N EEDS MEDICAL HEP AFTER HIS SUIT JOIN T IN TOO!" Echoed of the walls.
"Hess guy's are insnae. Let them. Go. And if I fin d you speeding agin you'll be in thde cubes before you kn ow it." The gruff voice tof the motorbike guy said.

The door suddenly swung open and he came to lead the farmer away for questioning.
"YOu were foun d loitering at the side of the road." He stated, as a woman wrote down everything that was beig said. in the light, the farmer could see that he wore a lareg shin ey badge theat read "DREDD".
"I was travelling. And i was tired so i thought i'd sleep in the b iush wre i wasn't causing any trouble. I lefct my farm a while ago and wanted to ssees the world and fin d the man. I love."
"Do you have a licencde to grow crops?!" He demanded. The farmer shook her head.
"I didn't realise i had too. I'm not from. Roun d here sir, and i..." dredd slammed his fist on thes desk.
"farmig n without a licence! On e month in the cubes lady." He put her handcuffs back on and lead her back out oif what turned out to be the grenade halls of justice. She foun d herself being pushed into a strange pod vehicle with some other prisoners. As the doors closed, it started moving along a rail and off up a building. What she was going to, she did not know. But it was going to be a marvellous adventure!

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Mecha was back on the road and iat a lloss of what to do next. Shde had experienced such pleasdures back in the warehouse but now she still wanted something to truly fill her totally and completey. He wheels rolled along the road as fast as she could acry herself, eager to fin d out what else awaited her outf there. She came to the outskirts of another city and was shocked at how big and busy it seemed. There were tea in s up in. The air, cars zooming. Around and everything was brightly coloured. As she trundled into the streets, she became could up int he hubbub of the chaos. Horns beeped and people yelled as she inevitably became fought up in a traffic jam.

People started yelling as mecha realised that her large size and inability to travel as fast as ther other cars was causing a gradually blockage of the road. People started to gather, wondering what on earth this new, metal chicken was doing in the middle of the road. It was a shame that non. Of these large looking vehicles were inside her she thought, Instead, she was surrounded and ws starting to feel clostrophobic in such crowded surroundings Rings.
"WHAt'S GOING ON HERE?" Came a low, gruff voice. The crowd struggled to [art but soon two men in helmets and giant golden shoulder pads came barging through the crowd. Both had badges named DREDD and SLOCUM shinneing on their chests.
"What is this citizen?" DREDD demanded, putting. Gloved hand on he shoulder of a brawny man who looked like a trouble maker.""Sn ot mine" he grumbled, a "i'm gonna kill you painfully" look on his face. Slocum barged his way towards mecha and opened her doors to find an empty but very oily interior.
"Empty judge' he commented and closed the doors agin. "No driver. Or car to pull it." Dredd fired his lawgiver into the air to quiets the mass.
"Who does this belong to? You are blocking a public highway which is a mega city offence!" Nobody answered.
:the high court is confiscating this... vehicle... until further notice. Anyone with information should come to the justice department hq." Hen made his way back through the crowd to mount his lawmaster motorbike and slowly drove it through the crowd unil he was by the shafts of mecha. He fixed her to the bid and slowly rode down the packed street with her in. Two.

Unbeknownst to everyone, a croup of shady characters hard been watching from the fire escape of an alleyway. They knew the strange chicken thing could be of great use to somebody they knees. And they themselves could make a profit from her...

Judge dredd rode slowly down the highway, feeling very self conscious about the fact he was a serious man of the law and he was pulling a giant mechanical chicken behind his lawmaster. People honked at him as he passed, until he was forced to arrest some nearby licensed sztreet artists for and use their confiscated spray paint to spray the word SIEZED across both sides of mecha to highlight the fact he head doing serious wor and not musty takin g a holiday in a chicken shaped caravan. Slocum followed behind him on his own lawmaster and ensured that no other cars interfered with the proceedings. But soon it wouldn't be enough... before either judge could register what was happeneing, a smoke grenade exploded near dredd, then slocum and finally, another bounced off mecha. Dredd yelled and threw himself off the law master in an attempt to avoid any sort of explosive from stopping him doing his duty. But the smoke was too thick to see the operpetrators. The nly indicator of who was to blame was a long, fury tail that flicked aross dredds face. As he coughed and spluttered and groped his wasy along the road, he heard a grinding noise nad. Two min utes later the smoke clears, ands the chicken car was gone.
"It was the angel gang!" Dredd yelled, "i felt a monkey tail on y face. I'd know that tail any where!" He picked himself up off the ground and retrieved his lawmaster. "Sat least they know they can't steal our bikes or we'd bed able to track them anywhere with the teracking system." Slocum looked up from the gateman and a slight grin flickered on dredds mouth as he took in the black face and helmet of his colleague, who had had the full force of the smoke grenade blow up in his face.
"Barney" dredd called into a Sallie talking. "Barney, we've got the an gel gang on the loose. Tey've just stolen... a... stolen a confiscated giant metal chicken with SIEZED written on. The sides.. " there wa an explosion of laughter on. Ther other end.
""Cut it out, i'm serious! " he glared, unlaiughing. "I want you to track it down. Smoke grenades hid their getaway route."
"Onto it... dredd" barney stammered through his laughter.

Mecha had no idea where she was beeing taken. The assailants had tide ropes to her shafts and several of them where pulling her through some dingy alleyways. Liter and meat carcasses covered the cob elf grind and every few paces one of her wheels would catch on a bin and their progress would halt. At these times, a lot of squab bling would ensue between the kidnappers, who it appeared had tales and strangely monkeylike featues. They kept arguing and hitting each other on the head with sticks, un tip another would tell them. Off for squabbling and they would carry on pulling mecha through the grot.
"Pa's gonna be so glad of this" one of them said almost slipping on a rat carcass as he went.

They eventually came to a rickety loadin g bay door an one of the men muttered a passwords in to. Whole. The door rolled up with a grinding noise that flared something primal in side mecha and they slowly pulled her in. Inside, the place was filthy nd animal skeletons lay everywhere. At the far end of the Roark warehouse, a light shone down fro a hole in the ceiling and illuminated an ape like man and woman on a throne-like armchairs.
"Pa, ma, we got this thing for you. Thought we could used it for something." The man o n the thrown stood up and moved forward.
"Well done what it is? " he circled round and opened the doors.
"Well pa, e thought i would either be good for us to move stuff in and cause chaos or Fillmore will want it and we can sell it.' The female ape woman stood up and moved forwards to admire it.
"You lot will have to clean that scrawling. Off or the judges will come after it. " said pa angel.
"Are you stupid? We can't use this pa!" The woman. Exclaimed. "The law will see it. N o, we can't keep it. Fink, you and the rest of boys to clean this off. And the rest of her. We don 't want Gilmore thinking she is junk."
"Yes ma." They all chorused and went to fetch water.

Mecha was totally baffled by all of this. She couldn't fathom what they were planning but decided to have some fun with her kidnappers. They came back with dirty mops and buckets of water. Ratty, fink, da machine, link and gestapo all started scrubbing. It was now in the low light that mecha could see some of them were wearing hater hats. All apart from one who was swearing an army helmet and a oiler pull through his ear. They swung her doors open and link and gestapo climbed in Angkor the other he started to scrub the pain t off her and pa angel went b ack to their thrones and continued playing a gambling game with the knuckles of their unfortunate victims.

An argument broke out inside mecha chicken. Gestapo and link were squabbling over who was. The best at atigrav football. It became very heard and what started out as a day with mops soon became a full blooded fist fight. They rolled around mecha"s floor, punchin g hell out pf each other and providing some wonderful stimulation for her. The rest of the angel gang cheered and jumped in too to watch their brothers beat each other up. Nobody noticed the doors winging shut and bolting tight, until the clanging sound of metal alerted them. There was silence for a moment ans they assessed the situation. Then
"MAAAAAAA!" HEEEEEELP" they yelled one after Etsy pother, banging on the doors to try and open them. Ma and pa angel didn't pay any attention. They were used to their sons fighting constantly and thought the best way forward was to let them test it out of Tesoro systems.

The six monkey men were panicking. It was such a small space and it was dark. Now a new argument hewed. Who's fault was it that they were trapped? As each started to blame another, the fists started to flying angain and before she new it, mecha was bumping and grinding against the dirty floor as the vibrations of six warring primates rocked inside her like a sextuplets of ben was balls like the farme rused to use on. Horny nights. It wasn't tha 'full to capacity' feelig she graced, but just like the iron man suit, it was almost as good. She could feel her ,wrap heatong up as the brothers caught harder and got hotter and hotter even the two buckets of spilled water inside her did not prevent the heat from. Generating. Her mind was focused on the sensations that just got stronger and stronger (and louder and louder) as she reached climax in an enormous burst, she began rolling forward, her clucking mechanism engaged ones more and and she eventually crashed ito a huge stack of bones with a crash that threw her on her side and sent six ape men catapulting out of her doors in a slippery mass of water, sweat and blood, which was dripping profuse from gestalt ear where link had grabbed the flush cord and ripped it out.

They all lay there in a slippery heap, blinking up at te giant gchicken in surprise. "What was that npise?" Ratty grunted. "The chicken one?'
"Yeah' said fink. "I didn't think she made a noise whe we brought her in." They all looked at her and realised she was now filthiest than when they had first brought her in as she was coated in blood and mud.
"C'mon lads".said link " let's get her clean before ma and pa notice and cut our lunch money." They picked up their broken mops and got to work setting mecha on her wheels again.

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The guard threw the farmer into a perspex cube and slammed the door. It was the height of the day and the sun was blazing into the plastic room. Despite having all her body hair stripped fro her and an ice cold sower, her body started to overhea pretty quickly. All around her she could see other inmates tryi g to occupy themselves in a room that contained nothin g but showed everything. She heard a grain beneath her an =dn. looked down to see a man sprawled o. The cell floor below before her own floor suddenly the n white as something n sprayed upwards. The farmer sighed and reassured herself that it ws only for a coupe of months

AN:) So the evil angle gang are on the loose and the poor farmer has been locked in jail, unable to fin d the one she loves! What is in store next time? Keep reading people and please review- i think i've written enough now for you to start decideding what you thnk of my work.)