Dreams-capers Part 2
Meanwhile in the real world, the real Gideon is at his house, in his basement. He rummages through some stuff, until he finally finds what he's looking for, and the one thing he knows children shouldn't play with: Dynamite.
"Excellent! Soon I will have complete control of the shack! I'll hire the old employees back if I need them. Everyone in the shack will be my willing slaves!" said Gideon laughing maniacally. He packs up the dynamite in a box, and runs back to the mystery shack.
Meanwhile in the dream world, Wendy is still trying to break free from her spider web prison. But no matter how much she struggles through the webs, she just can't break free. She sighs in defeat.
Meanwhile, Sous is still falling down the pit he accidentally jumped into.
"Aw, dude. What I wouldn't give for a really good slice of pizza right now. I can almost imagine it: It would have pepperoni, extra cheese, sausage, mushrooms, onions, bacon, black olives, green peppers, pineapple, and just a little bit of spinach." said Sous to himself. Suddenly, the pizza he just imagined appears right in front him. He gasps in excitement, and eats the pizza. "It's like a dream come true!" Suddenly, he realizes something. "Hey. If I can make that, maybe I can fly my way out of this pit and back up to the surface!"
Sous conjures up eagle wings on his back, and he flies up to the top of the pit. He busts through the trapdoor, and goes over to the spider web. He conjures up hedge trimmers, and cuts Wendy free from her spider web prison.
"Ugh. Thanks, Sous. Wait, how did you get back up here?" she asked in confusion.
"Dude, I just conjured up my own pizza while I was in the pit, and it turns out I can conjure up anything here!" said Sous excitedly. "We're in a world where the rules of the real world don't apply!"
"Yeah! This means that..."
"I can have all the pizzas I want!"
"There's that. What I meant was that we can save Mabel and defeat Gideon using our imaginations! Come on!"
Wendy conjures up a mystery cart, and she and Sous drive away in it towards where Gideon and his limo went.
Meanwhile with Gideon and Mabel, they're standing at an altar. Mabel is tied up in love chains, and is struggling to break free. Gideon is just standing there cheerfully intimidating a preacher.
"Gideon Gleeful, do you take Mabel Pines to be your lawfully wedded-wife, now and forever, for as long as you shall live? I do. And do you Mabel Pines, take Gideon Gleeful to be your lawfully wedded-husband, now and forever, for as long as you shall live?" he said happily.
"Gideon, this is ridiculous. If you had just stayed in the dating zone, I would've chose you as my boyfriend. But no, you just had to go into the marriage zone! And your not even a vampire!" shouted Mabel angrily.
"I'm taking that as a yes! If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace." The church doors burst open.
"WE OBJECT!" shouted a very pissed off Sous and Wendy.
"What?!" shouted Gideon in disbelief. "How did you escape my trapdoor and spider web?!"
"Easy. We learned that this place doesn't apply to the rules of the real world. So I can do this!" shouted Wendy, shooting laser eyes at Gideon, and creating a hole in his stomach. Gideon screams in fright.
"This place can make you conjure up anything using your imagination? Something like..." Mabel uses her imagination to free herself from the love chains, and creates kitten heads on her hands. "Kitten head cannons!"
Mabel fires the kitten heads at Gideon until he is completely covered in kitten heads. Two of the kitten heads lick Mabel's face and she says "Well hello, friends."
"This is for my best bro Dipper!" shouted Sous shooting question marks from his chest at Gideon. He flies back and hits the wall.
"Hey milk-head, I'm gonna drink you up for breakfast!" shouted Wendy lunging towards Gideon, who punches her back with a mighty energy punch.
"I'll give you something to eat alright! EAT NIGHTMARES!" shouted Gideon, summoning ten giant spiders and ordering them to attack the trio.
Wendy runs for the enormous church doors and tries to open them, but the doors turn out to be locked. She has her back against the doors as the spiders come closer to her. One of the spiders comes out from above, and picks up Wendy with its two front legs.
"GUYS! HELP!" she shouted in terror.
Sous and Mabel see Wendy about to be eaten by the spiders, and begin to worry. Suddenly, Mabel gets an idea.
"Sous! We need to get Gideon to see his worst nightmare!" she said proudly.
"Losing poker to a bunch of dogs?"
"NO! Losing all his hair.
The two run over to where Gideon is, power up a fire blast, and shoot it at his hair. Soon all of that hair ignites into flames and eventually burns out. A blinding white light shines, and everything goes white.
Back in the real world, Wendy wakes up from the horrible dream she had. She runs upstairs into the attic to see if Mabel is alright, and she sees that Mabel is fast asleep in peace, and that Sous is sitting right next to her.
"What the shell was that?" said Wendy rubbing her head. "It felt so real, yet it was all a dream. And man, was it an awful dream, and if I were thinking like Dipper, I'd probably say 'If Gideon can attack us from a mystic plain, what will be next?'" A blast is heard from downstairs.
"Uh oh, dude! I think we're about to find out!" said Sous worriedly.
Sous and Wendy run downstairs to see Stan looking at a giant hole in the wall with smoke on the inside. Gideon emerges from the smoke wearing a hard hat, and holding a stick of dynamite.
"What?! But...but we defeated you!" shouted Wendy in disbelief.
"Correction. You defeated an astral version of me, all while I was planning a real attack to steak the shack! Oh, and what a brilliant rhyme that was." said Gideon holding up the deed to the shack. "The shack belongs to me! No use in getting Mabel! She belongs to me too! NOW GET OFF MY PROPERTY!"
"Gideon, Mabel is sick and she has a scraped knee!"
"Then I'll take care of her myself! NOW I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF MY PROPERTY!" Gideon shoots a surge of energy at the trio, and they fly out of the shack. Gideon laughs maniacally, all while the trio watch from in horror from outside.
"MABEL!" shouted Wendy in horror and anguish.
"Somebody pinch me, dudes!" said Sous in disbelief.
End of chapter. Things just got from bad to worst. Now both the Pines twins are missing in action, and it's up to Wendy and Sous now. Ciao.