Gideon Rises Part 1
At Sous' grandma's house, Sous, Wendy, Sheriff Blubs, Deputy Dur-land, the old kook, Tyler, Toby, and Bobby all sit in a circle around the living room. Wendy has an angry look on her face, considering that she is determined to save Mabel, and get the mystery shack back from Gideon.
"Alright, guys! From now on, and henceforth, I am the leader of the mystery gang!" she said in determination. Everyone declines and moans in annoyance.
"Oh no way, Jose. Last time you were the leader, we almost exploded in a pool closet." said Toby reassuringly.
"But I saved you guys by having Dipper open up the air vent over the door!"
"See? That's the thing." said Tyler in sadness. "If it wasn't for you, Dipper would never have run away from home."
"Yeah. To tell you the truth, kid, you really screwed this whole thing up." said Blubs.
"What? Come on, Sous. You're not taking their side, are ya?" said Wendy annoyed.
"Actually dude...they've got a point." said Sous nervously. "I mean, we've pretty much been failures since Dipper ran away, and now that he's dead, we got no chance of beating Gideon or his giant robot...ya know, the blueprint for the robot Blubs found in the center of the earth?"
"I know! We're just gonna have to stick to me being the leader!"
"What if we fail miserably again?" asked Bobby.
"Then we're screwed."
Meanwhile at the mystery shack, Gideon is upstairs in the attic, talking to a sleeping Mabel.
"Oh Mabel, I'll nurse you back to health. And once I do, I'll find that book and rule the town, and you will be my queen." he said sweetly. He rummages through Dipper's stuff, but he can't find the journal anywhere. "IT'S NOT HERE?! UGH! THAT BLASTED DIPPER MUST'VE TAKEN IT WITH HIM BEFORE HE RAN AWAY! And I'm surprised that Mabel is still sleeping even through all that shouting I did."
"Son? What's with the all the screaming? Are you throwing another temper tantrum again?" asked Bud, who came up the stairs.
"Yes! The journal isn't here! No matter! I've always got a backup plan! Initiate Plan B!"
"Plan B? Oh, I don't think the master would..."
"The master's not here! Just do it!"
Bud goes outside to a giant Gideon-bot that was placed there after Gideon stole the shack. Gideon steps into the robot through the leg.
"Are ya ready for lift off, Mr. V?" asked Bud someone in the forest, who comes out and is revealed to be Robbie in his battle armor he wore while fighting Mabel, Sous, Wendy, and Pacific-a in the past.
"I'm always ready!" he said deviously.
"Then let the mayhem and destruction begin!" shouted Gideon from the head of his robot. He puts on a movement suit, and the robot begins to copy his every move he makes.
Robbie and Gideon go to the city to begin their rain of terror. Bud just stands there watching them go, with a happy smile on his face.
"I've got a good feeling about this. But at the same time, I've got a bad one." he said to himself.
Meanwhile at the diner, Stan is talking to Lazy Susan, who he broke up with after he found out she was obsessed with cats. They still remain good friends though.
"Susan, get me the cheapest bottle of apple cider you can find." he said sadly.
"Why so down, Stan?" asked Susan.
"I lost my home. I don't have a house, I don't have any money, I don't even have my employees anymore."
"None to worry. In a few moments we could all die from that giant robot out there."
"Wait, what? Giant robot?"
Everyone in the diner look outside to see the Gideon-bot rampaging through the entire city.
"What the shell!?" shouted Stan in shock. All of a sudden, Robbie appears in his battle armor and smashes the window open. Everyone runs away in fright.
"That's right! Run! But there's no where you can hide from me!" said Robbie laughing maniacally. A kick to the back interrupts him, and he falls flat face. He look up to see Wendy, Sous, Blubs, Dur-land, Bobby, the old kook, Tyler, and Toby towering over him. Toby has his camera and is recording the entire thing.
"It's the final battle between the mystery gang and their archenemy, Lil' Gideon!" said Toby dramatically.
"And darn tooting, it's gonna be one shell of a fight!" said the old kook.
"Won't be much of a fight for long, mystery grandmas!" said Robbie lunging for them.
Meanwhile in the forest, Dipper is still under his blanket trying to keep warm. He sees a lump under it, and uncovers it to reveal Waddles, who runs up to Dipper and gives him a lick on the cheek. Dipper laughs in affection and pets him on the head.
"Waddles, ever since you and I crash landed here in the middle of the forest on that pterodactyl, you and I have grown very close." he said, which cause Waddles to lie down on his back, and Dipper tickles his tummy. "I guess the mystery gang can handle themselves without us. They're probably doing great without us right now now that think we're dead."
"That's where you're wrong, Mr. Pines!" said a voice, and five blind bald pale guys in robes with bags under their eyes appear out of nowhere. "We bring an urgent message from our master! The entire town is under attack, and the mystery gang is getting pounded!" The robed guys show Dipper a projection of the mystery gang losing to Robbie in battle armor, and Gideon in a giant robot. "See what I mean?"
"Wow!" said Dipper amazed by what he sees.
"Indeed. Everybody talks about destruction of private property, but nobody's doing anything about it."
"That is why you must return to the town of Gravity Falls to save your friends from total annihilation!" said the second monk.
"As for us, we must return to our master to report the good news!" said the third.
"That's fine by me. I've seen enough of Gravity Falls, and I can't even see." said the fourth.
"Remember, child. The fate of the world rests in your hands." said all the monks, before putting on their hoods and disappearing into thin air.
"They're right. The whole world's in danger, and all I thought about is myself. Oh, I'm going back!" said Dipper, who picks up Waddles and goes back.
End of chapter. Just one more chapter left, and if anyone can guess who those guys were, you are my best subscriber. Until next time. Ciao.
