"You're gonna have us do what?!" came the shriek that shook up houses nearby.
Yaten rolled her eyes, examining her nails. "Ya heard me, Seiya. Don't make me repeat it, which FYI: I'm not going to anyway."
"But … but … but …"
"Seiya, just stop it, OK? She's dared us to do it."
"But that's basically making fucking porn for crying out loud!"
"No, it's not. There's a HUGE difference between a sex tape and porn, trust me," Yaten snorted with a roll of her eyes, "And what we're doing is just like recording yourself dancing in front of a mirror, naked."
"Sure, and that's also a video that I'd much rather not be seen in either."
"Oh really? Why would the magnificent Seiya Kou say such a thing, especially with her reputation of camera hogging?"
"Because it's personal!" cried a very flustered Seiya while trying to shoot daggers into her friend's head with her eyes, "And the last thing any of us need is for the media to get a hold of one of those, then post it on a porn site for the world to see our sex lives!"
Yaten looked up from filing her nails after a long pause and basically jeered, "Are you done with the melodrama? We know you like acting and all, but save it for movies and TV shows."
Taiki rubbed her forehead in exasperation, a 'why me?' expression etched across her face. "Can you two ever not drag each other's sex life into every conversation we have together? Nobody wants to hear about any of it."
Yaten turned toward the tallest Light and quipped,"Is that your way of saying that you'd rather keep your freaky sex life with Ami-san hush hush? 'Cause everyone already knows that y'all be fucking like no tomorrow."
"And how would you know that?"
"Simple, the worldwide known fact about quiet people and sex."
"That is a load of baloney!"
"Sure it is, just like Seiya is a nun and I'm a prostitute."
Seiya muttered to herself loud enough for both Taiki and Yaten to hear her. "You've got the 'prostitute' part right."
Yaten turned her attention back on her smart aleck of a friend. "What did you say?" she sneered, despite already hearing the bluenette's crude comment.
A smirk spread itself wide across the lead singer's face. "You heard me, Shrimp."
"Why I oughta-."
"Would you two quit it already?! We're in our twenties for crying out loud! Act like it!" screamed Taiki at the top of her lungs, giving her friends a look that could make even a serial killer cry.
The childish duo stopped their squabbling to look down at their feet, pouting. "Yes, Taiki-mama," they said in a baby voice, purposely looking up into the amazon's eyesvwith fake tears in theirs to add on to their smartassedness.
Taiki raised an eyebrow in invitation for them to try their luck even more.
The two stopped and reverted back to themselves.
"Anyway, all of us are going to get a video camera and record ourselves having sex with our girlfriends, so that we can compare our performances in bed with each other."
Seiya made a face. "As if Taiki and I want to see you and Minako-san having sex, let alone have you getting off on our sex lives."
Yaten snorted and snapped,"Oh please, everyone knows that you have been celibate since you've gotten involved with Usagi-san for one thing. Secondly, why would I get off on seeing you having sex with your precious Odango."
"Actually, I do have a sex life and Odango and I do have sex for your info, my sawed off piece of shit."
Yaten opened her mouth to insult her friend when her cell phone started going off. She broke her neck answering it since it was her love goddess.
Seiya snickered in the back ground, grabbing her baseball cap and designer sunglasses from on top of the table. The bluenette made her way out of their apartment with a certain swagger to meet her bunny for their lunch date.