Everything Went Better Than Expected
"Well that was fun." Orochimaru stood a he surveyed the battlefield.
"Shut the hell up." Naruto muttered. "You didn't do anything, just got captured by the Infinite Tsukuyomi."
"Well, I Edo Tensei'ed the previous Hokage, hel-"
"For once I agree with Naruto, shut the hell up, you slimy bastard." Sasuke pushed himself to his feet. "Gah, this is painful."
"I'm not healing you." Sakura called from where she sat. "In fact, I'm not going to move for a week."
"You would probably do more harm than good." Sasuke shot back.
"At least we won guys, stop fighting." Naruto rolled over so he was looking at the sky. "That could have been so much worse."
"No shit." Sakura gave a shallow laugh. "I still can't believe it."
"Well believe it."
"He still says that?" Sasuke asked. "Some things never change."