Angie stared out a window. Five minutes. Just five more minutes. Then Angie would be free for the weekend.
"Angie!" Angie jogged from her room to where her dads were waiting. Both had suitcases in their hands and sunglasses on.
"We'll be back in two days" Steve promised, hugging his daughter.
"If I find out you threw a party without my permission, you're grounded" Tony said firmly
"Dad, I have like, five friends" Angie snorted "Three of which are goodie-two-shoes', while two more are currently in space doing cool hero things because they're lucky and actually get to go to space and so fun stuff. And then there's MJ" Steve laughed.
"You have us on speed-dial if anything goes wrong" Steve reminded
"Which it won't" Angie sighed "Have a little faith! Jarvis is here. What could possibly go wrong?"
"That's never a good thing to ask" Tony muttered "Just don't do anything I wouldn't"
"...what, exactly, is that?" Angie asked. Tony laughed and ruffled his daughter's hair.
"No boys" Tony said "I'll know if you have boys over"
"Does Peter count?" Angie called as her dads walked towards the door.
"Of course Peter doesn't count!" Angie snickered at her dad's response before they got into the car and drove off. Angie literally flew up to the lounge and watched the silver car disappear into the city.
"Jarvis?" Angie said
"Yes, Miss Angela?" Jarvis replied dutifully
"Call Parker. Tell him it's begun" Angie smirked as she walked to her room and reached under her bed to pull her costume out.
Dragon and Spiderman stood on a skyscraper.
"So, your family just left you home alone for the whole weekend?" Spiderman gaped
"Yup" Dragon nodded "It's awesome. And they said since you don't count as a guy, you can come over whenever"
"I'm not sure whether to be grateful or insulted" Spiderman muttered. Dragon laughed, but was cut off when she heard a light thump from behind her. Dragon spun around, whip out and poised to strike.
"Psst. Dragon. Spidey. Pssssst" Dragon rubbed her temples and put her whip away.
"What do you want, Deadpool? I thought you were over stalking me" Dragon sighed, crossing her arms. The mercenary removed himself from the shadows. In one arm he carried a bag of tacos.
"I brought tacos!" Deadpool announced
"Are they meat?" Dragon asked
"Are they poisoned?" Spiderman asked at the same time. Dragon elbowed her partner.
"Yes and no" Deadpool said, passing the bag to Dragon.
"So, folks are outta town, eh?" Deadpool grinned.
"How would you know?" Dragon asked
"I saw Stark and Rogers making their way to the aero-port earlier on after an assignment" Deadpool said, joining the two by the edge of the building.
"An assignment?" Spiderman crossed his arms "You mean you killing someone"
"You got a problem with that, Spider-Bug?" Deadpool asked.
"Girls, girls, you're both pretty" Dragon pushed the two away from each other. Spiderman glared at Deadpool again.
"Please don't tell me I have to force you both to make a truce" Dragon groaned
"Honey, you can't force me to do anything" Deadpool said smugly. Dragon beckoned him forward. What she said wasn't quite clear and if it was, the rating on this chapter would be knocked up a hell of a lot more. Dragon backed away when Deadpool gulped nervously, eyes wide.
"Peter, if you don't play nice, I'll sick Gwen on you" Dragon said without even turning to the hero.
"Wha-you wouldn't" Spiderman challenged. Dragon pulled her phone out, holding it up to reveal that Gwen was being called.
"Hello?" Gwen said
"Hey, Gwen, I-" Dragon was cut off when Spiderman tackled her.
"Let me go, Pete!" Dragon snapped
"Ange?" Gwen asked "You okay?"
"She's fine!" Spiderman said "More or less, that is"
"Peter?" Gwen asked "What's going on?"
"Help" Dragon hissed out
"Are you actually in danger or is it just Peter?" Gwen sighed
"Peter and a taco-bearing assassin" Dragon shouted
"If you're not in any real danger, I'm hanging up now" Gwen chuckled "Bye, Ange, Pete" Dragon looked at her phone with the most offended look possible on her face.
"She just hung up on me" Dragon gasped "I can't believe she just hung up on me" Spiderman shook his head and stood.
"Fine. Truce" Spiderman muttered.
"Thank you" Dragon stood and dusted herself off. Deadpool was eating a taco while he inspected one of his knives.
"The things I deal with when you two are around are astonishing" Deadpool said sarcastically "I heard some thugs were gonna rob the bank on 31st right about now. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you wanna go stop them?" Dragon nodded.
"Let's move out" Dragon said. She met up with both boys at the bank.
"What's our plan of attack?" Spiderman asked
"I have a plan" Dragon said
"Attack!" Deadpool cried, swinging down on a grappling line. Dragon rubbed her temples as Spiderman groaned.
"He's not allowed on patrol anymore" Spiderman muttered
"Like anyone is going to stop him" Dragon snorted before following the mercenary down to the bank. When the hero duo entered the bank, Dragon stopped dead in her tracks. Deadpool was on the ground with a bullet hole in his chest and a HYDRA agent standing over him. Dragon grabbed her whip and expertly flicked her wrist, knocking the gun in the HYDRA scum's hand across the room. Another flick and her whip was around his throat and pulling him forward.
"Spiderman, web this guy up for interrogation" Dragon muttered before kneeling beside Deadpool.
"Deadpool, can you hear me?" Dragon muttered. No response. Dragon checked his pulse and was relieved to find it was fairly normal, if a bit sped up. There was blood seeping through his costume.
"C'mon, Wilson" Dragon muttered "Time to get up"
"D-Dragon" Deadpool hissed "Go-go on without me"
"Cut the crap, Wilson" Dragon muttered "Just heal up already"
"I-I can't. He froze my heart" Deadpool put his hand over the wound "Only an act of true love can save me"
"What the hell, Wade?" Dragon growled "I don't have time for this. Stop being a drama queen and get up" Deadpool sighed and sat up.
"You take the fun out of a fight, you know that?" Deadpool muttered, wiping the blood off his chest.
"Yeah, I know" Dragon smirked "Now, you'd better scram before the police get here. I have an interrogation to oversee"
"I could-"
"No"