MOTHERF*CKING Sweet: KAY GUYS! IMMA BACK! *puts on swag sunglasses* HAVE DA THANDA! –inserts explosion-
Candy: I'm sorry that we're were really long. It has been weeks and days. I think. So, we skipped some parts too... And changed a bit, the plot. Well, in the next chaps soon.
Sweet Candy180 does not own Hunter x Hunter.
"GAH." Rosie groaned as she sat on the red shiny couch.
Rosie was in the bedroom that Netero offered her.
Rosie was also thinking about Gon Freecs.
She was surprised by that young boy's intentions.
She thought as she munched on the delicious spider eagle egg that she got.
'DELICIOUS!~' Rosie thought as she shivered in happiness.
After she finished eating, she put her leg on her thigh and sighed.
"I'm bored! When is it going to be the next phase!?" she shouted.
She stood up from the couch and went outside.
She was still in the blimp.
'OF COURSE I'M IN THE BLIMP.' She thought and sighed.
She then wanted to explore the blimp and then she saw Gon and Killua; talking to each other.
She smirked and wanted to play with them; as in tricking them, but she then saw Netero beside her.
"Netero-chan, you can go." Rosie whispered to him.
Netero nodded and swiftly, he passed those two boys.
Killua flinched and turned around; seeing Netero with Gon .
"Did you see anyone pass by, Netero-san?" Gon asked.
The old man shook his head, "No, I didn't." He said.
"Your pretty fast for an old man." Killua said and smiled.
Rosie chuckled quietly.
"That little trick? Hoho! I barely moved." Netero said.
Killua glared at him.
"What do you want? You don't have to do anything to do until the last phase right?" Killua said.
"Now, now! I was just bored! Is it wrong for an old man like myself to want to have someone to play with?" Netero asked.
"How about your grandma?" Killua asked boldly.
That made Netero's eyes widen.
Rosie walked pass them and lied, "I'm on my period, so I'm getting my tampoon now." And left them.
Netero tried to hold his laughter while the two twelve year olds sweat dropped.
Neteo coughed and said, "Now,I was just wondering, do you kids have any thoughts on your first attempt on taking the hunter test?"
xXx
Rosie grumbled.
She was in the other room; for examiners.
'I wish I was the one playing a trick with them! I was going to play a game, and if I won, they would had to do what I say!' Rosie thought and pouted.
"Kiku-sama."
That made Rosie jolt and turn to see Beans.
She sighed in relief and asked, "You scared the jalapenos out of me, Beans!"
The green, thingy- I don't even know what to call it, sweat dropped.
"So, what is it?" Rosie asked.
"Kiku-sama, are you going give the phases for this year's exam?" Beans asked.
That made Rosie remeber that.
'Should I? Or I should I not?Hm... my tests are all really difficult.' Rosie thought as she placed her index finger on her chin.
Beans waited for her answer patiently until she answers.
An idea popped out of Rosie head and she nose bleeded with her fainting.
"K-Kiku-sama!? A-Are you alright?!" Beans asked in surprise.
Rosie stood up and shouted, "I will give the phases this year!"
She placed her bare foot on the table and shouted again, "WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY GLEE!"
She laughed maniacally, making Beans sweat drop.
Rosie turned to Beans and pointed her index finger him.
"I will call it; PHASE 3.9!"
She opened the door quickly.
"Netero-chan!Netero-chan!" Rosie raced out the room and went to search for her grandchild.
She was running really fast that she wasn't paying attention to where she was ehading.
Then she-
"OOF!" Rosie fell down on the floor after she bumped into something.
She rubbed her her head and quickly faced the person.
"Hey! Why did you-" Rosie stopped mid-sentence as she saw who she bumped into.
Her jaw dropped as she looked at the person she bumped.
She quickly stood up and bowed for apologiness.
"I'm sorry I bumped into you." She said.
"It's alright~"
Yes, Rosie bumped into Hisoka.
Every loli's nightmare.
AND SHOTA'S NIGHTMARE.
Rosie rose up and looked up to him with her sparkly eyes; that made Hisoka excited.
*gulps* Please NO.
Rosie then ran passed him and contined calling Netero.
Hisoka pouted as he walked.
"I wish I could fight her~..." Hisoka said as he walked and released an impatient dark aura.
Back to where Rosie was... she was lost.
Rosie pouted cutely as she thought, 'I wish I had a good sense of direction!'
She then saw the door beside her.
Her eyes sparkled and wanted to know what's was in there.
When she open the door, she saw a lot of switches and buttons and stuff.
She was in the cockpit.
That sounded wrong.
She looked around and wanted to find something interesting, because she was bored.
She forgets about stuff a lot.
She was on her way to Netero and now the cockpit.
Rosie why.
Rosie saw a pretty shiny red button and her eyes sparkled in curiousity.
'I wonder what's that red button do?' She thought.
She then reached for the button; only to be stopped by the pilot.
He grabbed her hand and said, "Please don't touch that."
He then pushed her out of the room and said, "This is a restricted area, Miss Kiku." And he slammed the door.
She pouted and dusted off the dust on her dress and went to go somewhere else.
'I want ice cream.' Rosie thought as she marched her way to somewhere I don't even want to know anymore.
xXx
Netero went to his office and laughed.
'Those young boys are really something.' Netero thought as he reached to the door knob.
But was stopped by a tiger pounce.
No, not a real tiger, but Rosie.
"NETERO-CHAN." Rosie said.
Netero sweat dropped and smiled nervously as he asked, "Y-Yes?"
"I WANT ICE CREAMMMMMMMM." Rosie said and rolled on the floor crazily.
"We don't have any."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM, YOUCE CREAM, WE ALLS CREAM FOR I SCREAM." Rosie pouted and rolled on the floor like a spoiled child and waving ehr hands in the air.
Rosie, you're becoming a bit much spoiled.
What about the phase?
"I WANT TO DO THE PHASES TOO." Rosie said.
"No, oba-chan." Netero said.
She groaned and stood up while she said, "Let's play rock paper scissors! Who wins will get to choose! If I win, I will get my ice cream and I will do my phase! If you win, you get the ice cream and I won't do my phase! Deal?"
And again, he sweat dropped.
"Alright."
Then, the rock paper scissors battle began.
First, both of them took out rock.
Then paper.
And then scissors.
Paper again.
Rock too.
And finally, we have a winner.
"I won."Netero said and hohohoed.
Rosie's eyes hidden under her bangs and she clenched her fists.
Netero saw that and asked, "Oba-chan?"
Suddenly, a tear drop fell.
Rosie showed her face to Netero.
She was crying and her eyes were shining in sadness.
You know, puppy eyes.
That made Netero shocked and scared.
"Ah! O-Oba-chan! D-Don't cry!" Netero persuaded her.
She sniffed and turned away and said, "I-I.."
"I'm not crying!" Rosie lied.
"Are you sure?"
Roise turned to Netero and hugged him.
"NO!*sniff*" Rosie shouted and cried while she was in her grandchild's arms.
"T-There, there..." Netero said as he stroked his hands on her soft hair.
"I WANT ICE CREAM! AND MY PHASE!" Rosie said and cried.
Netero sighed.
He just had to do it for his grandmother.
"Alright..."
Rosie stopped crying in a flash and said, "THANKS! Oh, and I want my ice cream!"
Netero sighed and he said, "Beans has ice cream."
Rosie cheered and went to look for Beans; like a tiger finding it's prey.
Netero turned to his door and opened it.
He smiled.
'My grandmother is very childish and acts like a tiger. Well, she used to be called 'The Venom Tiger' once.' He thought and went in his office.
DONE.
Please R&R. And I'm sorry it was very short.
