A/N Okay, so I basically owe my friend Kayla for this whole chapter. I was texting her and panicking because I wasn't sure if I wanted to send Angie to Disney, or to have a body switch, or to bring a bilgesnipe in and she said, and I quote: "ALL OF THEM prepare to write cause you're writing all of these" and then decided to add "Or seriously f*ck your readers over and incorporate all ideas into one story" and therefore this was birthed. So, thank you, Kayla. Btw, this is long. *muffled snickering of "That's what she said"*
Angie silently got out of the car and quietly knocked on the door of the suburban house in front of her. Aunt May answered.
"Good morning, Angie" May smiled
"Is Peter up?" Angie asked
"No" May shook her head, moving to let the girl in "Try not to scare him too badly, dear"
"No promises, Aunt May" Angie grinned over her shoulder as she walked up the stairs. She opened the door to Peter's room and snuck in. She smirked as she pulled a megaphone from her backpack. She held it up to her mouth before yelling-
"GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!" Peter screamed and rolled from his bed, scrambling to get up and into a fighting position. Angie fell to the ground, laughing as her best friend tried to understand what was going on. When his eyes landed on her, he crossed his arms and glared at her.
"You're the worst best friend I've ever had" he muttered as Angie used the teen to help her up.
"You were supposed to be ready" Angie reminded "We're going to Disneyland today"
"What?" Peter tilted his head "Since when?"
"Oh, did I forget to tell you?" Angie asked as she sifted through Peter's closet "My dad's and uncles and aunt are taking us to Disney today. We leave in ten minutes" Angie tossed a shirt and shorts at the boy, who caught them, still staring at her.
"Are you serious?" Peter demanded "How do you know I don't have plans?" Angie gave the boy a look.
"Do you have plans?" Angie asked, hands on her hips.
"Well, no, but-" Peter protested
"Then get dressed" Angie said as she walked out "Or I will send Clint" Peter groaned.
"You really are the worst" Peter called after Angie.
"Send me an email and I'll have Jarvis file it under suggestions" Angie dismissed as she walked down the stairs. Peter rolled his eyes as he began to change.
"By the way, love the pajamas!" Angie called up the stairs. Peter groaned as he glanced down at his flannel Iron Man pajama pants.
Angie grinned as she slurped her slushy. She had a Mickey Mouse hat on her head and a Toy Story slushy cup in her hand.
"So, where to?" Peter asked "I'm pretty sure Thor and Loki need their hair done by princesses and Tony needs to meet Jack Sparrow"
"Not to mention, we need to keep Clint away from Merida, or else he's going to get thrown out for beating Merida at an archery competition" Angie added "And no way are we letting Loki near Peter Pan or Tinker Bell. Or anyone with magic. That'll end really badly for everyone"
"Point" Peter nodded "Does Steve still have the map?"
"Pops, you still got the map?" Angie called. Then she saw Loki. He was talking to Dr Falicifer. Angie's eyes widened.
"We need to get him out of there now" Peter hissed
"Send the big guy" Angie muttered. Peter nodded and walked over to Bruce. Bruce walked over to Loki and tapped his shoulder. Loki jumped and walked back over to the Avengers.
"You need to lighten up, Angie" Loki muttered "I was just talking with the man"
"Yes, well, I don't want us getting kicked out because someone challenged your magic, so for now, you're on probation" Angie muttered. Loki glared at the girl.
"Listen well, Angela-"Loki was cut off when Thor tackle-hugged his brother.
"Brother! I have just met the most wonderful maiden! Her golden locks are longer than any of that of Asgard! You must meet her!" Thor announced, dragging the man away.
"I'm listening" Angie hummed. Peter chuckled as Clint walked over.
"Whose idea was this, anyway?" he muttered
"Yours" Angie chuckled "I think it was mostly so you could force Thor, Loki, Tasha and I to get our hair done to look like Disney princesses" Clint opened his mouth, then closed it again.
"Yeah" Clint admitted "Speaking of which, where are our two resident aliens?"
"Hanging out with Rapunzel" Peter grinned. Clint laughed.
"Whose idea was that?" Clint chuckled
"Thor's. Obviously" Angie grinned "Now, I'm pretty sure Tasha is headed towards Flynn Rider so you might wanna stop her before he gives her The Smoulder"
Angie dragged Peter and her dads towards the Hunted Mansion.
"I heard this is the best ride in this half of the park" Angie grinned "And that its haunted" Peter snorted
"Yeah right" he muttered "It's just a kids tale to scare kids" The Avengers got in line, waiting to get on the ride. When they were finally seated, Angie grinned. She was seated beside Peter, with Tasha and Clint in front of her and Bruce and Steve behind her. Thor and Loki were in the seats behind them, with Tony sitting by himself at the back because he's the 'toughest and least easily frightened of them all'. As the ride started, Angie couldn't stop grinning in anticipation. They went through the mansion with ghosts and skeletons whizzing out at them. Angie felt her stomach drop as they rushed down the final hill. She heard a shout from behind her then everything went black. Angie blinked her eyes open seconds later. She glanced around to see the other Avengers doing the same. Then, she glanced over to see herself staring back. Her body screamed.
"What the hell is going on?!" Angie's body demanded "Parker, how did you get here?!"
"That's not me!" Angie turned to see Steve looking extremely confused.
"Wait, if you're in my Pops' body, and I'm in your body, then who's in my body?" Angie demanded. Angie's body glanced down and screamed again.
"Why the hell am I teenage girl?!" Angie's body demanded
"Who are you really?" Angie asked
"It's me" Angie's body said "Clint" Angie's jaw dropped.
"Okay, sound off" Tony called "Say your names. All of you"
"Natasha" 'Clint' said
"Tony" 'Natasha' said
"Clint" Angie's body muttered
"Angie" Angie ran a hand through her now short, brown hair.
"Loki" 'Bruce' growled
"Peter" 'Steve' was shifting away from Bruce.
"Thor" 'Loki' said
"Bruce" 'Thor' muttered
"Steve" 'Tony' called.
"This is bad" Angie's body said "This is really, really bad"
"We have to keep our heads" Angie said "At least until we can deal with this in private" The other Avengers nodded. They all got off of the ride and grabbed their bags before finding a tree to sit under.
"So, any ideas on how this happened?" Angie asked
"Nothing" 'Natasha' shook her head. It was weird to think her dad was really in there.
"Jarvis?" 'Tony' asked. No response.
"This sucks" Angie muttered
"You think you have it bad?" Angie's body demanded "I'm a teenage girl for crying out loud!"
"Keep it down" 'Clint' snapped "People are staring"
"Well, yeah" 'Natasha' nodded "Tony Stark here"
"Actually, Tony Stark here" 'Tony' corrected. Angie sighed.
"How are we gonna fix this?" Angie asked
"I don't know" 'Natasha' admitted "Yet. Any ideas, Reindeer Games?" 'Bruce' was tensed, hands by his side and eyes wide.
"Just stay calm" 'Thor' said, eyes wide "Don't get angry" Everyone realized what was happening and moved away. Angie walked over.
"Uncle Loki, it's me" Angie said "Angie. Just keep calm. Focus on me. Don't think about anything but me and all the pranks we pulled" 'Bruce' nodded.
"Yes" 'Bruce' said "Like when we made Barton purple for a week" Angie grinned. "That was you?" Angie's body snapped. 'Bruce' and Angie grinned.
"So, any ideas on what could've done this?" Angie asked
"Magic" 'Bruce' said
"No such thing" 'Natasha' coughed. 'Bruce' glared at her.
"How bad?" 'Tony' asked "Can you fix it?"
"If I was in my own body, possibly" 'Bruce' muttered "But this body has absolutely no talent in the mystic arts. So, no, I can't. We'll need help"
"From who?" 'Steve' asked. 'Bruce' grinned and for a second, Angie thought she could actually picture Loki grinning there as well.
"I know someone. But, it may take a couple of days for me to contact him. For now, we can enjoy this park of attractions" 'Bruce' said
"I'll sign us into the hotel" 'Natasha' said "Steve, you're with me" 'Tony' walked over.
"The rest of you, try to keep a low profile" 'Natasha' said
"Easy for you to say" Angie's body muttered "You're not a seventeen year old hormonal girl"
"Okay, I'm not even that bad"
The Avengers all stood outside their two rooms.
"How are we doing this?" 'Natasha' asked "By whom we look like or by whom we are?"
"What?" 'Steve' asked
"Do we put Natasha and Angie in one room or Peter and Clint?" Angie clarified. The Avengers thought for a moment.
"Well, it'll look a little odd if we put two guys in one room" Angie's body pointed out
"No way am I leaving my daughter in a room full of men" 'Natasha' snapped
"It's her family, Tony" 'Tony' said "No one's going to even think about touching her"
"What about him?" 'Natasha' held up one accusing finger at 'Steve', who looked mortified.
"Even if I did like Ange that way, I wouldn't pull something with her family surrounding her or when she's in my body" 'Steve' snapped "Or when I'm in her dad's body. Or without your permission. I'm not an animal!"
"And might I add, ew" Angie said "He's family too!"
"Thank you!" 'Steve' crossed his arms.
"Enough" 'Tony' said "Tony, Clint, you two can share one room. The rest of us will be in this one" 'Natasha' sighed and nodded while Angie's body pouted.
"I hate this" Angie's body muttered.
"Yes, yes, you're upset that you're a teenage girl again now shut up and go to bed" Angie snapped as she entered her room, quickly followed by the others.
"Wait, again?!"
Angie woke up to someone knocking on the door. She rolled from the bed to see herself standing there.
"You need to change" Angie's body said.
"Shit" Angie pulled her body into the room before throwing a pillow at 'Clint', who sat up with mock guns in his hands.
"Tasha, we have a problem" Angie whispered. The trio stood in the 'girls' room.
"I can't believe I didn't think of this before" 'Natasha' muttered "No way are you changing my daughter"
"And what about you, hot shot?" 'Clint' snorted "You really think I'm just going to let you change me?" Angie smirked as an idea popped into her head.
"Tasha, get the pillowcases" Angie said. 'Clint' did as asked.
"Close your eyes" Angie ordered. 'Natasha' and Angie's body did as instructed. 'Clint tied the pillowcases around their eyes, blinding the pair.
"What should I wear today?" Angie pondered, holding two shirts up to her body.
"Go with the blue one" 'Clint' said "It compliments your eyes"
"Aw, thanks Tasha" Angie smiled "Shirt off" Angie's body sighed and pulled its shirt off. Angie frowned.
"I thought I had a nicer stomach than that" she turned to Tasha "Why didn't you tell me I didn't have as nice of a stomach?"
"I think your stomach is fine, Angie" 'Clint' sighed. Angie huffed and turned to her body, passing her the shirt.
"Put this on" Angie ordered. Angie stood back and watched her body struggle with the tank top.
"How do I-does my head go-?" she muttered. Angie sighed.
"Stay still" Angie muttered. She slipped the shirt onto her body and stood back. Angie tossed her body a pair of shorts.
"I really hope you can manage shorts by yourself" Angie muttered "Without looking" Angie's body grumbled something before struggling to get her skinny jeans off. Angie chuckled as her body fell onto the bed, jeans trapped around her feet.
"You really can't do anything, can you?" Angie snorted as she pulled her jeans off.
"Just put these on so I can leave" Angie muttered, hitting her body in the head with the pair of shorts she had picked out. Her body slipped them on without much difficulty.
"I hate this" her body muttered as she removed the blindfold "Why did I get stuck in the body of a teenager while everyone else got stuck in someone their age?"
"Peter's in a ninety year old, so he wins" Angie muttered "Now, go brush my hair and wash my face. I can almost feel my morning look from here"
The Avengers walked through the park, headed towards the Pirates Cove.
"And your friend said he would meet with us tonight?" 'Natasha' asked
"Yes" 'Bruce' nodded "At midnight"
"Good. Maybe then we can finally get back to normal" 'Natasha' nodded. Suddenly, Jack Sparrow stumbled from a bush.
"Well, hello" he smiled "If anybody asks, you didn't see me here"
"So long as you didn't see us" Angie said. The pirate grinned.
"By the way, why is the rum gone?" Angie's body asked
"Because, love, pretty things like you feel the need to burn it" The man said before running off "Ta-ta!" Angie and 'Steve' laughed.
"Greatest thing that could possibly happen on this trip" Angie decided as continued through the park. There was suddenly a bright flash of light and a huge beast was standing there.
"Odin's beard!" 'Loki' exclaimed "A bilgesnipe?! On Midgard?!"
"No" Angie said "No way. I am not dealing with this shit on my vacation" Angie stormed up to the beast.
"SIT!" Angie screamed. The beast stared at her.
"Get away from there!" 'Tony' and 'Natasha' ran forward, but Angie motioned for them to stop.
"You'll only make it angry" Angie muttered. She walked closer.
"It's been a while since I've seen one of these" Angie said to herself "But I remember it like it was yesterday. A little show of force and these things run" Angie grabbed the thing's antlers and pushed roughly to the ground, knocking the beast out. Angie grinned. She had forgotten about Peter's spider-strength. The beast whimpered and Angie knelt beside it.
"Oh, I'm sorry" Angie murmured "But you can't go around destroying things. Understand?" The beast whimpered again and Angie smiled.
"C'mon, up you get" Angie cooed "You're okay" The bilgesnipe sat up and stared at Angie.
"Good boy" Angie smiled "Now, stay here, okay?" The beast seemed to nod and Angie turned back to the Avengers.
"Problem solved"
Angie stood with the other Avengers in front of a man. He was a colourfully dressed man that was for sure, what with his purple top and red and gold cape. Then man regarded the Avengers as a slight smirk quirked up the corners of his lips.
"Who are you?" Angie finally asked
"I am Dr Strange" the man announced "Sorcerer Supreme"
"Magic isn't real" 'Natasha', 'Thor' and Angie all said. Strange gave both a look.
"Then explain how you traded bodies with your fellowship" Strange invited
"Science" 'Natasha' said confidently "Always science" Strange snorted.
"Why am I here, Loki?" Strange sighed
"We need your help to un-do whatever black magic did this" 'Bruce' said. Strange nodded and a smile worked its way onto his lips.
"You do know the cause of this, yes?" Strange grinned
"No" 'Tony' shook his head "Can you tell us?" Strange grinned further.
"Your dear friend Loki was frightened enough to speak an ancient incantation for removing the soul from one's body and replacing it into that of another" Strange explained "Only very powerful sorcerers can manage such magic"
"You can undo it, right?" Angie's body demanded "I don't want to be a teenager again, let alone a teenage girl!" Strange circled the group.
"The hold is strong, but I can try" Strange nodded. He held out an amulet.
"Solvere vobis life" Strange said. A glow surrounded each Avenger and Angie closed her eyes. When she opened them, she instantly felt the weight of her curls on her back and glanced down to see that yes, she was in her proper body.
"Thank God" Angie muttered "Thank GOD!" Clint was hugging himself. Thor was frowning slightly as Loki refused to hug him. Angie turned to Dr Strange.
"I may not exactly believe in magic, but thanks" Angie said. The man nodded.
"Enjoy your vacation, Angela" Dr Strange said before disappearing in a swirl of smoke.
"Okay, he has great exits"
Angie sighed as hands gently massaged her scalp. She couldn't believe she had been talked into getting a princess makeover. Natasha was beside her, another Fairy Godmother In-Training doing her hair. Angie grinned at the assassin.
"I can't believe you actually agreed to this" Angie chuckled
"I never get spoiled" Natasha said "Sure, Barton will occasionally treat me to a nice dinner, but a spa? Never" Angie chuckled while Natasha smiled. After two days of craziness, it was actually nice. They were both sat up and their hair was put in towels.
"Which princess would you like to be?" Angie's Fairy Godmother asked
"I was thinking Cinderella" Angie said "Tasha?"
"I don't really care" Tasha shrugged
"Snow White for her, then" Angie beamed. The Fairy Godmothers started to work. Angie closed her eyes and relaxed as she had her hair brushed and dried.
Gwen couldn't believe her eyes. Peter had just sent her a picture of two red-heads. One had Cinderella's hair-do and wore a pair of high-waist shorts and cropped tee-shirt with a Mickey Mouse silhouette on it while the other had Snow White's hair-do while wearing a pair of skinny jeans and a tank top. Both had their make-up done and glimmering gems at the corners of their eyes. Another picture popped up, from Angie this time, and it was of the Snow White red-head being lifted in the air by a man with light brown, neatly cut hair. Gwen smiled. They really were a Disney family.