Candy: Hey guys... Um... You see, do you know Sweet Love081? Yeah... She's the one that's called 'Sweet' in this. She now has an account and I can see that she... Improved a lot. She now doesn't want to help me... jerk. Welp! I'm back for like a REALLY long time! I'm sorry, haters! But I hope this chapter will satisfy you! Also...
Warning: Time-skip (Phase-Skip) and fluffiness. And Awkwardness. AND SHOUNEN AI, a bit.
Yes, it's already ended the 3rd Phase. And 4th. BUT SHE WANTS TO NAME IT 3.9!
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"Netero-chan! Can I do my phase 3.9 yet?" Rosie asked unpatiently.
Netero chuckled and patted his grandmother's head.
"Sure." He said simply and Rosie jumped in the air; and not coming down.
She practically was flying and can't get down.
"Netero-chan... I CAN'T GET DOWN AGAIN!" Rosie started to tear up because she was afraid of heights since she was 63 years old.
Beans appeared quickly and took a staff. He dragged Rosie safely to the ground.
And she planked on the floor slowly.
She stood up and saluted in front of Beans.
"Beans! We're going to do Phase 3.9!" Rosie said happily and Beans sighed deeply.
"Alright..." Looks like Beans doesn't like the idea called 'Phase 3.9'.
Rosie dragged Beans and shouted, "LET THE GAMES OF AN OLD LADY BEGIN!"
What.
No.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo.
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"What?! The phase named 3.9 is beginning?" Leorio asked.
Kurapika nodded.
"The phase is held by Rosie. And you do remember how old she is." Kurapika stated.
"Yup, 389. So, what's the big deal?" Leorio asked Kurapika once again.
"The deal is, Rosie became the last Chairman because of her torturing skills." Kurapika stated.
"Wait, obaa-chan used to torture? She doesn't look like that kind of person." Killua added.
"Why does she torture people though?" Gon asked.
"She's a masochist." Kurapika's sentence made the other three shocked.
"W-Wait, that little girl, who is actually old, likes to be tortured?" Leorio gulped and felt disgusted knowing that Rosie, a happy and fragile looking girl, likes to be tortured.
"Yes- well, an ex-masochist. She tortures people so that they can torture her because of her masochist-lust. Pretty shocking, right?" Kurapika smiled.
"Yes."
"Totally."
"I regret knowing that."
Kurapika coughed and continued his analysis, "So, maybe her masochist-lust is needy, and that would mean she's going to torture us in the 3.9 Phase. And then she's going to ask us to torture her- which will be disgusting."
And that is exactly wrong. If Rosie wanted to do that, I wouldn't have entitled it, 'What!No way!'. And the rating would be M.
But, yes.
Rosie is a masochist.
EX-masochist.
"Attention. All the participants for the Hunter Exam's first stop for the 3.9 Phase will be arrived in 5 minutes. Please get ready for landing soon. AND DON'T YOU DARE HIDE. *inserts evil laugh* Thank you."
"What was that?" Killua asked sweat dropping after hearing the evil laugh that was inserted.
"I guess we have to get ready for landing. But we have to careful, the phase might make our day even more worse. The evil laugh already hinted it." Kurapika stated and stood up.
No, the speaker accidentally hit the evil laugh button.
And yes, he literally said "AND DON'T YOU DARE HIDE" because they're going to clean the airship.
Lol.
Hisoka who seemed to pass by, overheard the conversation between the gang.
'Hm... Maybe she is going to torture us... But when she does, we can kill her, right~?' Hisoka silently moaned pleasantly about thinking of fighting Rosie.
Ew.
After the 5 minutes passed, all of the participants in the blimp arrived at the stated destination.
Kurapika, Killua, Gon and Leorio looked over the destination and was shocked with the venue.
It was...
A stage.
A BIG stage.
"W-Wait- ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PERFORM SOMETHING ON THAT STAGE?!" Killua asked with surprise and anger.
"Yup~!" Rosie answered suddenly.
The four of them were surprised with Rosie's sudden appearance.
"Why? I'm bored, and I wanted to have a battle with you guys!" Rosie looked over Gon. "Especially Gon~." Rosie giggled and blushed a bit.
"Have you fallen in love with Gon?" Leorio asked.
Rosie stopped blushing and answered strictly, "Why would I fall in love with some who is 377 years younger than me?" Her face darken and she released a sadistic aura.
Rosie walked away with her aura still released.
"W-Wha..." Killua shivered.
"That aura..." Kurapika held his forehead feeling a headache coming.
"I see that you made my relative angry and sad." Netero suddenly appeared too.
"Why?" Gon asked still terrified with Rosie's aura but didn't show it.
Netero chuckled and said, "You'll see..."
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"EH?! A clothes choice?!" Everybody screamed.
Rosie nodded and showed them a box.
"Inside this box are pieces of paper and what are written in them must be what you're going to wear! And after you wear you're clothes, you have to do what the piece of paper tells you to do with the clothes you're going to wear!" Rosie stated happily. "Example please!"
The example was a young pretty woman and she walked towards the box where Rosie mentioned.
She took the piece of paper and read it.
After that, she ran to a changing clothes room.
After a few minutes, she appeared wearing a superheroine outfit. Lol. She inhaled and exhaled. Until she said, "WAWAWA WONDER! O O O ONNA! WONDER ONNA! (Wonder Woman)" and showing off a funny pose.
The woman bowed and left there blushing in embarassment.
Menchi, Buhara, Satotz, Beans and Netero silently watched the phase ongoing.
"This is going to be interesting..." Menchi commented.
Back to the participants.
"You mean..."
"Yup! This phase will test your bravery! Actually, this is the first phase of 3.9! But don't worry! I'll let you pass if you just do it your way!" Rosie's sentence made all of them scream in agony.
FUFUFU...
"Let's start by choosing our pieces of paper and who comes out first and does the action bravely, passes the 3.9 phase! Let's go!" Rosie pumped her fist in the air and the nine remaining participants took their pieces of paper and ran inside the room to change their clothes.
Some of the commented about it.
"W-Wait, what?!"
"Oh no."
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-"
Then, the first who appeared was Bodoro, who was wearing a thong.
He walked on the stage slowly and felt embarassed.
"THE POWER OF A THONG, IS HOW TALL IS GOES!" Bodoro shouted and made pose. His feet apart, his right hand straight in the air and his left on his hip.
Rosie clapped and cheered.
"You pass!"
He sighed in relief and ran back inside the room to change his clothes.
Then Hanzo...
Who just needed to pose only and say something weird.
"Dear Future Husband, I'm gay." Hanzo said that and face palmed.
"You pass! LOL!" Rosie said happily.
Next, was Pokkle. He was wearing a baseball uniform.
"I don't dance!" Pokkle making a pose of hitting a baseball with a bat.
"High School Musical reference, lol!" Rosie stated.
"You pass!"
Pokkle ran back to his changing room and next was...
Gittarackur, who dressed up as a banana.
"If you like bananas, let me be your banana." Gittarackur didn't do a pose, cause he didn't have any poses to do.
"That's one good pick-up line! You pass!" Rosie stated and drank some water.
At the other examiners...
"That's hilarious!"
"Kiku-sama is really smart!"
Back at the examinees...
Hisoka.
He was next and...
He was wearing a green shirt with long sleeves and a purple tie. He was also wearing a pair of spectacles and pants. He looked like a teacher.
He blinked slowly and his mood changed to a strict personality.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK?! GO OUTSIDE AND STAND THERE UNTIL CLASS IS OVER!" Hisoka shouted angrily.
Hard to imagine.
Rosie was a bit terrified,but, "Y-You pass..."
His mood changed to a happy personality and walked back to his changing room.
The only participants left was, Kurapika, Leorio, Killua and Gon.
Killua appeared and he was wearing a tuxedo.
Rosie remembered that one and said, "Oh! Killua, if you want to do your actions, just stand there first and wait until a person walks towards you and talks to you! Okay?"
Killua nodded slowly and obeyed.
And the next one who cam out was Leorio, he was wearing a...
Maid outfit.
PFFT.
"W-Welcome home, m-master?" Leorio felt weird cause he just wore a dress and it didn't fit him so...
Rosie bursted out laughing. "Y-You- HAHAHAH- PASS!HAHAHAHHA!" Rosie shouted.
Leorio grumbled and stomped his way to his changing room and next was Kurapika who was wearing yukata.
Kurapika walked there and said, "Happy New Years!" with the happiest smile ever.
Rosie felt like she couldn't breath when she saw that smile.
"Y-You... PASS! KYAAA!" Rosie squealed and threw confetti at him.
"Why does Kurapika get a male outfit and I didn't?!" Leorio asked angrily at Rosie.
"Pfft- Because he got lucky. All of those pieces of paper were written by me. But I didn't expect it to get it like this. I actually expected you to wear the tuxedo." Rosie stated and her eyes sparkled when she saw the last contestant; Gon.
The whole atmosphere was dark and nobody could see Gon on the stage because it was dark.
"Wait, why is it dark?!" Killua panicked.
And as the dark was still on, they heard footsteps on the stage and when the footsteps weren't heard anymore, spotlight landed on Gon.
Everyone's eyes were wide when they saw what Gon was wearing.
A wedding dress. (Your imagination, he's not wearing a wig.)
Rosie called Killua, "Killua! Go on stage!"
"W-Wait-" Killua's sentence was cut off when he was pushed onto the stage.
Gon inhaled and exhaled as he walked towards Killua slowly.
That made Killua froze and blush. He then remembered what Rosie said.
"Killua, if you want to do your actions, just stand there first and wait until a person walks towards you and talks to you!"
When Gon arrived in front of Killua, he smiled.
"Killua, I've always waited for this day to come. The day you and I marry each other. I've waited for this since the day we met." Gon then reached for both Killua's hands that were shivering. "Ne, Killua? Are you happy that we're getting married? I do." Gon smiled happily to Killua.
Killua gulped and hesitated as he did the actions that were written in the paper he took.
He hugged Gon.
"No, I'm actually even happier than you. When we get married, I'll be your one and only for all your life. I'll take you on a date whenever I want to and get you flowers for our anniversary. I will know how to treat you like a lady, even when you became angry. So, I wish this moment will last forever." Killua said as he blush became even more red.
Gon closed his eyes and returned Killua's hug.
"Un..."
That scene was actually awkward at first, but when it continued, it became so romantic until every participants souls were crying; except Gittarackur's.
UGJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CUTE... No kissing. Just... Hints.
"*sniff* You...*hic* Pass...*sniff* The exam!" Rosie cried tears of joy seeing two people (boys) getting married and saying such sweet words to each other.
Rosie wiped her tears and announced, "Well! You guys all pass! Congratulations! We're going to go do the secong part of the 3.9 Phase now!" Rosie stood up and just realized that Gon and Killua are still hugging.
"OHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOVEY DOVEY WEDDING COUPLE ON THE STAGE!" Rosie immediately took out her phone and took a picture of the two boys hugging.
Gon and Killua, now realising what they are still doing, jolted in surprised and blushed.
"Uh... I'll go change!" Killua stated and Gon nodded as they both went to change their clothes.
"Ahh... Young, gay love..." Rosie sighs dreamily.
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Sorry, it was short but... IT WAS FUN! ^Q^ Anyway... Here's the paper pieces for everyone(Rosie actually expected different results):
Bodoro: Wear a thong and say, THE POWER OF A THONG, IS HOW TALL IS GOES! Make a pose by spreading your feet, putting your right hand in the air and your left on your hips.- For Hisoka
Hanzo: Nothin'. Just say, "Dear Future Husband, I'm gay."-Gittarackur(Illumi)
Pokkle: Wear a baseball uniform and say, "I don't dance" While making a pose of hitting a baseball with a bat.-Hanzo
Gittarackur(Illumi): Wear a Banana costume and say, "If you like bananas, let me be your banana."-Pokkle
Hisoka: Dress up as a teacher and say something a teacher would say if their student didn't finish their work with the most angriest tone you've got.-Bodoro
Killua: Wear a tuxedo. Then, when you see someone wearing a dress and is walking towards you, wait until that person speaks, after she/he speaks, You say these words and hug that person: No, I'm actually even happier than you. When we get married, I'll be your one and only for all your life. I'll take you on a date whenever I want to and get you flowers for our anniversary. I will know how to treat you like a lady, even when you became angry. So, I wish this moment will last forever.- Leorio
Leorio: Wear a maid outfit and say, "Welcome home, master!" –Gon
Kurapika: Wear a yukata and say, "Happy New Years!"- Killua
Gon: Wear a bride outfit. Then say these words to someone who is wearing a tuxedo and hold both their hands : *insert name of person in tuxedo* I've always waited for this day to come. The day you and I marry each other. I've waited for this since the day we met. Ne,*insert name of person in tuxedo*? Are you happy that we're getting married? I do.-Kurapika
Hope you get ready for the next chapter! And the second part of the phase which is, THE FLAPPY BIRD CHALLENGE.