Candy: Hey there! I'M ACTUALLY REALLY FRUSTATED ABOUT WHY the READER'S FAVS/ FOLLOWS ARE MORE THAN MY REVIEWS. Reviews: 17... or more (?) Favs: 21... or more. Follows... 24 or more. REALLY, IT'S FRUSTATING, BUT SATISFYING. NEXT CHAPTER! u

Replies:

Sasuki-Senpai: yes, I updated like Sweet did. WAIT JUST A DIDDLY DARN MINUTE, you were in public when you read this? Oh my god, you're my idol. *throws sparkles at you* Yeah, I wanted to make Rosie a masochist... making it hard for her to battle. Because... SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER. Thank you.

KilluaTheLoveOfMyLife: It's hard typing your username. Anyway...Thanks! And welcome to the story!

Starr(Guest): yesh thanz.

Rina Dragonefly: Here, *hands you a tissue* You kinda need more tissues for this chapter.

FlamingBull: Sheesh, people keep crying, I might cry if people keep crying. YESH- I mean, thank you.

WARNING: This story is too funny, and might have plot changes... You might be laughing your ass off. Maybe OOC.

xXx

"The second part of the 3.9 Phase is... THE FLAPPY BIRD GAME!" Rosie shouted happily.

WAIT- Flappy Bird?

FLAP, FLAP, FLAP, FLAP- DROP.

OH NO.

"And this actually controls your anger. You have to get a score until 3. If you don't get a score until 3 in 3 hours, you have to pat me on the head!" Rosie said proudly.

"Why?"

"Because, my head feels lonely."

"How do you play this game exactly?" Kurapika asked.

"Just follow what they say in the game." Rosie answered simply.

They saw the screen and tapped once, and it was game over immediately.

"W-What the-"

"Yes, it's hard. I almost used the Hunter Association's jennies, which were 200 million Jenny, on a Private Beyonce Concert, twice because I was so frustated I needed to hear Beyonce sing." Rosie stated.

200 million yen is about 2 million dollars. 2 million dollars. It's generally agreed upon that jenny is like a fictional equivalent to japanese yen.

Rosie each gave them a phone, and they started to play the game.

"Start!"

Each of tapped on the screen to play the game and- DROP.

0 points.

'So that's why she gave us three hours...'

TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, - DROP.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-"

Well, the war of getting frustated is just beginning.

"YES!"

At least Hanzo and Killua got one point.

After a few minutes...

Killua, while he was playing.

'WHY. TAP. IS. TAP. THIS. TAP. F**KING. TAP. GAME. TAP. SO. TAP. HARD- DROP.

2 POINTS.

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M OFF THIS GAME!" Killua quitted and threw the phone somewhere far away. And... that was the time when everybody got three points.

"AHHHHHHH! I'm SO GLAD!"

"IT'S OVER!"

"I CAN'T FEEL MY BUTT!"

And Killua was dumbfounded.

"Killua... seems like you have to pat my head!" Rosie said happily.

Killua deeply sighed and began to pat Rosie's head.

But when Killua's hand was on top of Rosie's head and patted it, Rosie's eyes were widen.

"There! Are you happy now?!" Killua asked angrily.

Rosie just stared at Killua with her pink eyes and blushed a bit.

"T-That was..."

"Huh? What?" Killua asked.

Rosie immediately hugged Killua, making him blush in embarassment.

"THAT WAS THE BEST PAT I'VE EVER HAD!" Rosie cried with tears of joy.

Rosie grabbed Killua's and asked, "Ne, what type of lotion did you use to make your hands so soft?"

"Uh... I didn't?" Killua stated.

Rosie just sighed dreamily.

ANYONE REMEMBER ALLUKA? Yes, she's(AHEM, I CALL ALLUKA, A GIRL) very happy because she gets pats from Killua. Killua has heavenly hands.

"Ne, Gon! Killua's pats are really the best, you know!" Rosie spreading the information she received.

"Eh... Really? I want to try too!" Gon ran towards Rosie and Killua.

Rosie then (forcifully) took Killua's hand and placed it on Gon's head.

"PAT Gon!" Rosie demanded.

Killua sighed.

Killua then started to pat Gon and Gon commented, "Wah... His pats are really nice and relaxing... I wish I could have his pats everyday..." And Gon didn't know what he said because he was in heaven.

Killua was silently blushing and stopped patting Gon.

"Enough! We should just focus on the phase instead of my pats." Killua looked away.

And Gon whimpered. Also Rosie.

"Only one more time...Please?"

"Just one more time... PLEASE?"

PUPPY EYE POWAHH.

Killua groaned.

"JUST ONE MORE TIME, OKAY?" Killua asked angrily

And again, PATS.

"Ah..."

"It's nice..."

Then it was over because the other participants were snickering at the scene between the children.

And not Gittarackur.

I don't know why but I keep calling Gon a child.

Isn't he already a child?

But Rosie...

She's cute and funny and then it's like BAM MOTHERFUCKA MASOCHIST AGE 389 AND SHE ACTS LIKE A CHILD EVEN THOUGH SHE LIKES RELEASING HER BLOODLUST ALL THE TIME LIKE WHAT THE DAMN HELL.

"Then! Let's start the third part of the 3.9 phase!"

Everyone groaned.

"It's quite annoying and embarassing though..." Rosie added.

"What."

"You'll all meet your alternatives; as in, female selves!"Rosie stated and opened one door.

The door was quite bright and a huge computer screen appeared and asked, "Hello, my name is Greadle. I will help you in bringing in your female or male selves. Who would like to be an example? They don't need to do it after this and the test is quite easy. It's like dodgeball but you don't dodge balls; you dodge clothes. Ah! An example? What's the name?" While Greadle was speaking, the one who proudly stood in front of Greadle was Hanzo.

"Hanzo, the Ninja." Hanzo said with a proud smile.

Rosie rolled her eyes and kept silent as Greadle continued.

"Hanzo, you will be meeting your female self! Her name is also Hanzo, so if you want to holler her name, just do it without feeling weird!" Greadle advised but Hanzo replied.

"I always say my name."

"Insane douche." Rosie whispered to Kurapika beside her and Kurapika nodded.

"Well, good luck! And don't forget to avoid the clothes! It won't disqualify you, but if you look terrible in it, they will let you pass. If you look astonishing in it, you might be wearing more clothes. GOOD LUCK, Hanzo-kun!" Greadle shouted and let him pass through a small door that he could fit through and saw his opponent in front of his eyes.

Everyone saw his opponent through Greadle as she showed them the filming camera in the room.

The opponent was a young girl in her twenties, she had short straight brown hair and hella eyebrows like Hanzo. A slim, yet elegant body she had with ninja clothes that were the same ones as Machi but with the colours black, red and white.

"Hello, Hanzo. My name is quite similar to yours; Hanzo. But call me Zo." Her voice was deep but smooth and the tone was challenging.

Her appearance made Leorio smile pervertedly making Rosie make a disgusted look at him.

"Pervert." Rosie stated.

But Leorio ignored what she said.

The girl, who wanted to be called Zo, took out a very weird looking gun and shot the bullet towards Hanzo immediately.

Hanzo noticed this and immediately dodged the bullet.

"What type of ninja uses a gun to harm the enemy?" Hanzo asked angrily.

Zo smirked. "That was supposed to humiliate you."

"Hah?"

"The bullet includes a clothing set; for GIRLS."

"I'm sorry, HAH?" Hanzo corrected.

Zo giggled, making Hanzo and a few other participants blush.

"Greadle-sama already mentioned about dodging clothes. But you actually have to wear them!" Zo took out her gun and shot Hanzo because he was caught off guard.

BOOM (man, I love these)

He magically wore a different clothing.

A black, lolita dress that reached until his knees. News flash, his legs were HAIRY. He wore short length lace, stockings and Mary Jane shoes.

THE HORROR.

Zo froze.

A few seconds later Zo screamed and covered her eyes.

"WHAT HAVE I DONE?! OH MY GOD, I HAVE SINNED! JUST GET OUT OF HERE, HANZO! YOU PASS! I GIVE UP!" And with that, Hanzo passed the phase and got himself a new outfit for his closet.

"Congratulations, Hanzo! And at the same time; WHY THE F**K DID YOU MAKE ZO-CHAN CRY, HUH?! I hope you have a great day~ Who is next?" Greadle shouted and asked.

"Greadle's a hypocrite sometimes." Rosie stated.

"Shut up, Kiku-sama." Greadle glared at Rosie; as a computer screen.

Rosie looked away with an angry face and pouted, "Hmph!"

Then, the next participants were Hisoka and Gittarackur. Not to mention Pokkle and Bodoro went up stage. Actually everyone went up stage; except Rosie.

"Everyone? Okay!~ Then let's all go and dodge some clothes!"

As everyone stepped in, some of them separated in full speed.

"Kurapika! I'll go this way and you go that way!" Leorio shouted as he ran in his direction.

"I understand!"

Aww... The parent pair are divorcing... WAIT no, they're separating... aw...

And they left Gon and Killua.

"Killua! Why don't we work together to find our enemies?" Gon asked with full spirit.

"Alright!" Killua answered with a smile.

"You don't need to, fufufu..." A girly voice was suddenly heard by the two of them.

The jerked their heads up to see two girls in the same age as them standing on a tree branch.

The girls both jumped off the branch and revealed themselves.

One girl had short, black greenish hair and her bangs were pulled back with a red ribbon headband. Her chest was busty, so she couldn't zip her green jacket and cover her white tank top. She was wearing a green skirt too that showed her bare thighs and also wore green boots just like Gon. Her eyes were the colour hazel and she had large eyes. They were technically shining.

"My name is Gon Freecs, the counterpart of Gon Freecs!" The girl, who called herself Gon, said.

The other girl beside sighed. "You do know that made you sound like an idiot."

Fem!Gon turned to the other girl and pouted, "Killua! That's mean!"

The girl, who was mentioned Killua sighed. Her hair was spiky and it was tied as low, thin ponytails that rested on her shoulders. She wore the same turtleneck shirt like Killua but she wore a short blue skirt with shoes similar to Killua's.

"I'm Killua."

"I'm also Killua." Killua said.

"This is getting confusing." Gon said.

Fem!Gon nodded.

"We should fight our friend's counterparts." Fem!Killua stated and they all agreed.

She smirked and ran towards Gon with full speed and said to him, "We should fight somewhere else." And took him away leaving Killua alone with Fem!Gon.

She tensed up and took out her gun too like Zo did.

Killua smirked and said, "It'll be weird to call you, Gon. So why don't we call ourselves with nicknames?"

Fem!Gon pondered for a while with her index finger on her chin making Killua blush a bit. She smiled. "Sure!"

"Then, I'll call you Idiot." Killua simply stated.

Fem!Gon pouted angrily. "Hey! That's not nice! And I'm not an idiot! If you're calling an Idiot then I'll call you what I wanted to call my friend Killua!"

"Ho... what? Silver bastard? Chocoholic? Handsome?(I would call Killua that)" Killua said boredly.

"Killua-darling!"

OH MY GOD I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH!

Killua froze.

And then he blushed. "W-What type of person calls their friend with darling?!"

"Hisoka calls me Apple-darling..." Fem!Gon stated.

"...which one?" Killua was weirded out when he heard that Fem!Gon was called Apple-darling from Hisoka.

"His counterpart! It annoys your counterpart though..."

"Of course it annoys me."

Fem!Gon giggled.

"That's what I really like about you!" She said.

Killua blushed a bit and she blushed too.

"I-I mean not you! I meant the other you- I mean AH-UH OH MY-" Fem!Gon began to take out her gun and pulled the trigger, "W-Whatever!" and it shot Killua.

Then Killua's outfit magically changed and it was something quite shocking.

It was...

A revealing bondage outfit. That covered his nipples and his private part only.

Fem!Gon dropped her gun and covered her bleeding nose.

"W-What the?!"

"I accidentally switched my gun with Killua's!" Fem!Gon gasped.

"WHAT?!"Killua shouted.

"But don't worry... um, you can just change your clothes... um, after this."

And while that was happening Killua and Fem!Gon heard Gon's scream.

"Wait! Gon-kun! I still have more clothes for you!" Fem!Killua shouted as she chased him nearby where Fem!Gon and Killua were.

Killua looked over to what Gon was wearing and nose bled.

"FWAAAH!"

He was wearing a female japanese sports outfit. Yes, the one with bloomers. GON WAS WEARING BLOOMERS. BLUE BLOOMERS.

Oh my god, those shiny legs.

"No! Can I at least stop?!" Gon saw Killua and hid behind him and didn't realise what he was wearing. "Killua! Save me from her!" Gon shouted.

"What happened?"

What happened at Gon's...

"Ne... aren't we supposed to be fighting?" Gon asked.

Fem!Killua smirked and said, "You're so cute when you're so clueless." Making Gon confused.

'She doesn't really act like Killua but... she does look like him...' Gon thought.

Fem!Killua took out her gun and that made Gon alert.

When she shot the bullet at him, he dodged it easily.

"Che."

She continued to shoot more bullet but Gon kept dodging them and that made Fem!Killua really angry and she shouted, "Grr! Stop dodging! You're supposed to get shot!

Fem!Killua then looked over to Killua and blushed furiously. She turned to Fem!Gon and shouted at her, "You took my gun!"

"And you took mine!" Fem!Gon pouted.

"Grr!"

"Stop! Can't we at least get out of here please? This outfit is making me feel cold!" Killua complained.

"NO!" Both girls shouted.

Killua flinched.

"Eh... you're wearing this?" Gon commented.

"Yeah, so what huh?! Yours isn't really that revealing!Tch, these clothes aren't cool at all!" Killua complained again.

"Killua... you will always look cool and awesome to me." Gon smiled.

And then one.

Two.

Three.

Killua blushed furiously and hit Gon at his head. "Idiot!"

"Killua?" a familiar voice was heard.

All four twelve year olds turned to see Kurapika and Leorio staring at Killua's clothes and Gon's too.

"L-Leorio?! Kurapika?! Why aren't you wearing any of the clothes similar like ours?!" Gon asked with surprise.

"We changed after that, but we didn't expect you to be wearing... that." Kurapika pointed at Killua's clothing that only covered his nipples (lol) and his private part leaving his body bare and pale.

"Gon, you do know that you can change your clothes, your opponent *points at Fem!Gon* told you, right?" Leorio asked.

"Eh? *turns to Fem!Killua* We can change our clothes? Why didn't you tell me?" Gon asked her.

Fem!Killua just sweat dropped.

She quickly just sighed and took ou her gun.

And then she shot Gon again, making his clothes back to normal.

Gon sighed in relief and smiled.

"EHEM, you forgot someone?" Killua asked angrily.

"Oh! I almost forgot!" Fem!Gon took her gun too and shot him so his clothes reverted back to normal.

"Much better." Killua dusted his shirt and placed his hands on his waist.

"Now what?"

And Cliffy. Yes, I'm a douche. Like Pariston.

REVIEW. RIGHT. AFTER THIS.