Dean looked up at Leo and whispered, "Ok big boy this is your playpen what do we do?"

Leo looked out and saw a large group of Elite Guard with their whores; the big males were laughing and jostling each other. Dean watched them and shook his head, "Do they ever work? I love fucking and drinking as much as the next guy but come on."

Leo glanced at Dean then back to the Guard, "There are too many of them Dean," Leo looked around and only counted two brothers, "Where is the little amber eyed one?"

Miniel gasped then pointed down a short hall, there was a massive Guard dressed differently from the rest, he was as big as Sam and in the garb of a roman gladiator. He had Rahmiel lifted and pinned against the wall, his booming voice traveled down the hallway.

"What are you doing out little bug? You're my very favorite I'd hate to lose you." He slid a big paw of a hand between Rahmiels legs and squeezed as the being clawed at the wall trying to escape.

Leos face went pale, "It's the lanista, his name is Aquila…his angelic name was lost long ago." Dean focused on the gladius at his hip, "That is a huge angel blade."

Lofiel hugged Sam around the hips and buried his face in the flannel, "He has the biggest angel blade of all and it hurts." Sam found himself petting Lofliels hair, "That's not what Dean met."

Leo appeared behind Aquila and threw him down the hallway, "Run!" Castiel appeared to help after leaving dead angels in his wake, "I'm here." Leo watched Aquila get up roaring like a beast, "Take them to the pines and if I survive I'll help the rest of the way."

Castiel hesitated and Leo grabbed his captain giving him a kiss then vanished appearing in front of a huge, enraged Aquila. The three grabbed a being each and headed past the lanista.

…

Leo opened the short hall for escape but when they stepped out the door it was like a new world. Everything was in shadows and thick pines lined a long, twisted dirt path.

Castiel forged ahead as the rest followed, he stopped and looked around then gathered them in a group. They appeared in a clearing, "Here is the safe haven."

Sam and Dean looked around at nothing, Dean put down his little charge, "What the hell Castiel there is nothing here!"

The captain waved his hand and a shimmering door appeared, he led them inside and it vanished. "I'm not totally without a plan Dean."

There were windows where they could watch but they couldn't be seen, Sam stood there with his hands in his pockets feeling lost and unsure. He hated that feeling, "What now?" Sam was fresh out of one year at Stanford and didn't have Deans skills at hunting yet although he was no burden.

Lofiel once again wrapped his arms around the huge mans waist, "Thank you Sam Winchester." Sam patted him on the head, "We didn't get you out yet."

Dean was already warding the entire floor even though Castiel said it wasn't necessary and when he was done Dean asked where the bathroom was. "Why would we need a bathroom?"

Dean started to fidget, "Because humans have to number one and two that's why." Castiel pointed to a new door, "There…I copied the one from that dreary motel room for you."

Dean hurried in with Miniel on his heels and he stopped the little being, "Sorry kid this is something I do on my own."

…..

Leo was beaten, Aquila stood over him with the sword. "Where are they betrayer?" Leo was crawling away until a boot slammed him down, "If I lose my favorite whore because you have a love for that bastard Castiel I'll make you suffer before you die…where are they?"

Leo rolled over and exposed his belly, "Do it, I won't let you hurt my captain." Aquila smiled down at him, "You love him!"

He grabbed Leo by the hair and lifted him to his feet, "Now I have a bartering chip thank you Leo."

…..

Dean was eating and Sam was picking at his food, "How can you eat Dean…this is going south pretty fast." Dean grabbed Sam's half of a BLT and started eating again, "If I'm stuck here Sam I'm going to do all my usual bodily functions, go to the john, eat, sleep," He winked at his brother, "fuck."

Sam lowered his eyes, "Unbelievable."

Dean was startled when the brothers were suddenly standing by the table; Rahmiel poked his finger in the bread, "What is that?" Dean raised an eyebrow, "It's a sandwich…do you eat?"

"No we have sips of elderberry wine, may I taste it?"

Dean asked the angel first, "Cas will he blow up if I let him eat this?" The angel stood there watching at the window waiting for Leo, "No Dean he won't blow up, we don't eat but it doesn't mean we can't."

Dean held up the sandwich and Rahmiel took a little bite and his eyes opened wide, "Oh it's so good!" Sam started to laugh at his reaction, "That is called bacon…no one can resist bacon it rules the universe."

Sam couldn't help himself, he ran his fingers down the raven locks and traced the outline of the pert little bottom shadowed under the thin robe. Rahmiel gave the hunter an earnest smile, "Sam, do you like me?"

Sam felt like a giant pervert, "No…I mean yeah I like you just fine."

….

Aquila dragged Leo to the clearing and yelled, "Castiel give me my whores!" Leo yelled, "Just go Castiel get them all back safely!"

Dean fished a can of spray paint out of the duffle and started to paint a doorway; Sam pulled out a small, worn leather book and opened it looking for the right page.

Miniel stood on his tiptoes and looked at the words, "Oh I know this!"

Sam looked at Dean and then back to Miniel, "How do you know anything? No offense, but you aren't exactly worldly."

The tiny being shrugged, "I don't know how I know Sam. It's the book of Danu, she opens the doors…where are we going?"

"Come on Sammy just read we can chit chat when we get home."

Sam read the words to open it as Dean traced a small blood sigil in the center, "Cas get your ass over here we need something from you."

"But Leo…"

"But Leo nothing, get over here and bring them with you." Dean grabbed the angels hand and sliced it then slammed the bloody palm on the sigil. It started to glow, the hunters grabbed the trio sharing the burden.

"It's now or never Cas are you coming with us or not? This won't stay open forever."

"I don't need your doorway Dean, I can come and go as I please."

"Well make a choice then…Cas I know you want to help him but can't right now."

The captain looked back at the window desperate to save Leo and then to the three brothers, he looked at the hunters that came to help him and jumped.

…..

They came through in the middle of nowhere; it looked like the pines but brightly lit by the sun. Dean took a deep breath and broke into a big smile, "Home sweet home Sammy!"

Sam looked around then back at the motley group, "Now what?" Dean shrugged, "I don't know, I guess we find baby and take it from there."

…..

Castiel got them back to their car with the little beings they now called the brothers, "What will you do with them now?"

Dean frowned, "What do you mean? The whores are your problem we just wanted to help out and almost got our asses handed to us."

"Dean I have to go back for Leo and try to cover my mess or you'll be hunted." Dean shoved the angel, "You never said that, it wasn't part of the deal!"

Sam put his arm around Dean's waist and whispered in his ear, "Dean stop…look at them."

The brothers were frightened by the outburst; they huddled together in their torn little robes and stared at Dean like he was a beast. "Crap, it's like triplets in a production of Oliver Twist. Alright we can keep them but you have to stick around long enough for care instructions."

Sam tickled Lofiel under his chin and the being giggled; Sam couldn't take his eyes off the sweet thing, "So cute! We need care instructions Cas."

Castiel knelt in front of the three, "Now be very good and listen to them, the Winchesters will take care of you now. This world can be very dangerous as well and watch out for the angelic hunters."

They all hugged Castiel and wept. Miniel whispered, "They are so big, humans won't hurt us right Captain?" Castiel pressed his forehead against his and smiled, "No not these two I promise."

They planted little kisses over his face and the angel gave a rare laugh, "Alright now I have to go and fix things at home and save Leo but I'll be back."

Lofiel whispered, "Leo hurt us but now he helped us so tell me we forgive him."

Castiel stood and was surprised when Dean hugged him briefly, "You better come if we call Cas." Dean pressed his face into the angel's hair briefly and thought he smelled like mulling spices.

Castiel stood there with his arms at his sides not knowing how to respond, "I promise."

….

Sam and Dean brought the brothers to a motel for a few days until they figured out what to do with them. Dean got a room with two queens figuring they were tiny enough to share one.

Dean stayed with them while Sam brought back some food; he decided to get to know them better.

"Ok tell me your names again."

They did and Dean stopped them, "I can't deal with that, from now on your Mini, Rahmi and Lola. We call that a nickname."

The three whispered excitedly and Mini spoke for them, "We love it, can we give ones to you and Sam?"

"No…well Sam maybe, I call him moose sometimes."

They whispered again and Mini spoke, "We will think it over."

Rahmi raised his hand, "Dean I want bacon."

"Sam is getting a pizza with bacon. So you hot little things all got wings?"

Lola stood with his back to Dean, they were all naked now. The pretty robes were ruined in the escape and Dean was faced with a good look at his butt. Dean couldn't resist and poked his little cleft with a finger, "You should get that fixed there's a crack in it."

Lola looked back and clapped his hands over his mouth, "Oh no!" He looked so worried that Dean thought Lola was going to cry, "No it was joke, your sweet ass is perfect."

"I was worried Dean, I don't know how I would have fixed it." Now the other two were looking behind them turning in circles to get a better look, Mini staggered a little, "We have cracks also Dean are you sure they don't need to be fixed?"

"Yeah I'm sure, I mean you guys go to the bathroom right?"

They looked at each other and then back to Dean, "We don't eat." Rahmi raised his hand, "I have to do something…I tasted your sandwich."

Dean looked out the window desperate for Sam to come back and take over, he changed a ton of baby diapers and potty trained Sam but a five foot tall angel pixie was a different matter.

"Dean, tell me what to do."

Dean looked at the desperate look on his face, "Crap…I mean damn …crap again ok come on." He brought Rami to the bathroom and sat him on the toilet, "Ok go."

Dean stood outside the door with his arms folded and until he heard a splash, Rami called out, "Dean something happened…what should I do I'm scared!"

Dean groaned and dropped his head, "Don't move I'm coming in."

….

Sam came in and the two sat on the bed watching him quietly still a bit scared of the huge man. Sam opened the box and pored three glasses of milk, he held up a beer, "You don't drink this." Mini eyed the amber bottle, "Why not?"

"I'll explain it when your brothers here, speaking of brother where did mine go?" They pointed to the bathroom, "Rahmi had to do something."

Sam looked in and Dean was showing Ramhi how to wipe his butt, "Ok you get some toilet paper," Rahmi grabbed a wad off the roll, "no your ass is itty bitty so couple sheets should do it."

Dean looked up and Sam was leaning in the doorway smiling at him, "Keep grinning Sammy, you get to show the other two…in fact get them over here to watch so we don't have to do this three times."

Sam brought the other brothers over and they watched, "Alright after you eat food at some point you're going to have to poop…angels don't poop but apparently pixie elfin whatever do so lucky you you're going to have to do number two." Dean leaned Rahmi forward and showed him how.

Rahmi threw his arms in the air and smiled, "I did it, I wiped my butt!" He hopped off and Dean double checked. Sam gagged, "Seriously Dean…gross."

"Hey they don't have pants remember, I don't want chocolate doughnuts all over the furniture. Ok big boy time for a baby wipe," he handed him one and Rahmi used it and held it up, "Is that good?" Sam started gagging and left the bathroom.

Dean dropped it in the toilet and flushed, "You don't show it everyone! This is personal business, you guys got this now? You do it right or you can't eat. Ok now this is super important, you wash your hands."

…..

After the ordeal which was harder on Dean than Rahmi they sat on the beds eating pizza, the brothers shared a big slice nibbling more than eating big bites, they also shared a glass of milk.

Sam and Dean sat together watching them as they ate and polished off a six pack, "So any idea what to do with them Sam?"

"No, we can't leave them alone Dean, you had to teach Rahmiel how to wipe his butt, this is starting from scratch."

"They have shorter names now, Rahmi, Mini and Lola." Sam watched them tickling each other and giggling, "Suits them just fine."

Dean whispered in his brother's ear, "Maybe tonight we can fool around after they fall asleep; all this rescuing got me excited." Sam started kissing his brothers neck until Dean stopped him, "Sam look."

The three were sitting on the edge of the bed watching.

TBC