"…Sherlock do I want to know what your planing? Incidentally if its likely to get me arrested I am not being party to it."
"No John, its not going to get you arrested, you made your opinion on that very clear last time."
"Just making sure. I never know when you're listening or not…so if its not for something illegal, what is it for?"
"I never said it wasn't illegal only that it wouldn't get you arrested."
"Sherlock will you please give me a strait answer? What are you doing with water balloons, molasses, brightly colored craft feathers, and tacks?"
"Oh that. The tacks are for the wall, I'm considering a new way of organizing everything for cases."
"And Mrs Hudson is going to love you for that. Now what about the rest?"
"Its almost Mycroft's birthday. I'm sending him a present."
"No. No you did not just say that. Please tell me your not planing on dumping all that on Mycroft."
"Of course not John, that would be terribly unoriginal. No, all of that is for his assistants, you know his minions and such. I'm sending Mycroft tickets to the symphony, we'll be going too incidentally."
"You want to drag me along so you can play tricks on Mycroft through his people."
"No, I'm hiring the homeless network for that. We'll just be going to watch the show."
"The symphony or Mycroft?"
"Both, naturally."