Home Cooked Dinner
"Muuuum!" Ayame called as she took her shoes off. "What's for dinner? Please don't say ramen, Dad and I made so much, I never want to see it again."
"Have you ever known me to cook Ramen?"
"No."
"When is your Dad getting home?"
"Umm." Ayame opened the fridge. "When he closes down. There is one customer hanging round, but we've shut down the kitchen and cleaned it. Dad just needs them to leave and he'll be here."
"So how did you enjoy your first day?"
"My feet hurt and I never want to see ramen again."
That last bit is an actual quote from everyone who has ever worked in a kitchen, ever.