*Continuation*

"Oh Alfred, I'm going to-"

"S-Same", America grunted.

Canada couldn't stand it any longer. He burst into the room, with a calm look, like the calm before a hurricane. The two instantly stopped their movements, and turned their heads.

"Oh god… Matthew, I meant to tell you, I swear-", started America in a panic.

"How long Gil? How long", Canada asked with sheer contempt in his eyes.

"Um… Two months, Maddhew", Prussia said cautiously. He could tell Canada had had alcohol, and knew Canada was a mean drunk. America, however, had no clue.

"DON'T call me Matthew", Canada yelled.

"Dude, just calm down. Can't we just share Gil or something?"

Prussia turned to the naked country besides him, and whispered into his ear "Alfred, he's drunk. Be careful what you say or do, he's a mean drunk."

"Oh, look at you two! Whispering about me, are you? Well you know what Prussia? I'm done with you, and America? Don't ever talk to me again. In fact, neither of you two should talk to me again. Ever."

Canada then ran up the steps, and stomped out the door, crying.

"I'll *sniff* I'll go talk to Japan. Italy always said that *sniff* Japan made him feel better after *sniff* he got in a fight with Romano.

*Ding Dong*

"H-hello Canada-san."

"Gi-Gi-Gilbert! He *sniff* was cheating on me *sniff* with America! They've been 'doing it' for two months now, and I found out tonight *sniff*, and-"

"Canada-san, why don't we talk about this over some tea? I even found some nice tea that tastes like maple syrup*, OK?"

"Wow, that even exists? Thanks Japan, you're the best", Canada said with a bright smile.

'Whatever distracts him until I can calm him some. I'm glad I bought that tea though, because Canada's heart breaks easily, and Prussia seems to 'like' a lot of people', Japan thought inwardly.

"OK, do you want to come help me prepare the tea? It's very simple, and then you can learn to make tea and make it for yourself", Japan said brightly.

"Yeah, that sounds like fun."

After the two had each made their own tea [Japan his green tea, and Canada his maple syrup kind] the two sat down, and finally started their conversation.

"Canada-san, if it gets too hard, you can stop, but what happened?"

Canada being much calmer between the maple syrup taste in his mouth, the Xanax Japan had slipped in his tea without him noticing, and the alcohol had started to wear off, began to speak much calmer than he had at the door.

"So Prussia said there was this party he really wanted to go to tonight at America's house. We were both invited but I said no, because I'm not really a party person. He went, but an hour later I got bored and decided to go to the party. When I got there, I asked everyone where Prussia was, and they all said they thought he had gone out, but then I asked Poland, and Poland said that he was in the basement, so I went and looked, and he was down there 'doing it' with America. Why would he and America do that? My brother knew how much I loved Gi-Gilbert. And it's on like Gilbert didn't know he was my brother. So anyways, I barged in the room, and they stopped… doing it, and then Gilbert had told me that he had been cheating for two months. Then, of all things, America asked me… if we could SHARE Gil. Then they started whispering to each other, so I told Gilbert we were through, and that I didn't want to ever talk to either of them ever again. Then I ran out of the house, and rode my bike here", Canada said, his indigo eyes glistening with tears to come by the end of his story.

Japan, after sitting there silently listening to Canada's story, softly stated: "Canada-san, I'm sorry to break it to you… I'm not sure, but... I think the other countries were lying. About thinking Prussia went out."

"What? Really? But, but", Canada sputtered in surprise.

"Yes, I really do think that. Poland isn't really able to keep a secret, but the others can."

"But that would mean Papa France was in on it! He wouldn't do anything to hurt me!"

"Yes, that is true Canada-san, but what if America and Prussia convinced him it was to keep you safe", Japan reasoned.

The two continued on all night, until Canada eventually tired. Japan told Canada he could stay with him until he felt safe enough to go home.

"B-B-But only if you want to! You don't have to! Baka baka baka", Japan said, rather flustered.

"No. Thank you Japan. Really, that means a lot to me", Canada reassured the other country.

Japan led Canada up to the spare room, and told him if he needed anything to come get him.

'Anything to make Canada-san happy… After all, he'll need happiness after I leave this world.'

Japan went to bed, and before long, both countries were asleep in their own little dreamlands.

OK, I just wanted to list some songs that inspired me, all on YouTube, and these are the exact titles :)

Hetalia's Dirty Little Secret

The Hetalia Guys Are Bringing Sexy Back

Hetalia Girls- Cannibal (Full version)

Love you 3

*Yes that actually exists. Listed on Amazon under Maple Syrup Blend Black Tea Blended with Natural Pure Syrup Maple Flavor, although you can't buy it D: