I finished HetaOni [Until the new update for the English version I have downloaded that is…] Also, I think I broke my computer a little bit…[Stupid tomato juice, apparently when you eat tomatoes like apples over your computer, it acts weird … Umm, yeah. Also, if you like Justin Bieber, TOO BAD BASTARD! Even America doesn't like him! Also, the italicized part when China reads off is from Wikipedia. Not from me! LOL, China has Wikipedia as a book in his library!

Mew I is Dinosaur: Not offensive, but Canada has never heard him swear before. Like in Hetalia: World Series, Episode 15, Greece even tells Japan that he's heard that Japan has never gotten angry before… Kind of based it off that.

UnifiedNations: Yeah… When I originally started this, I meant for it to be a fluffy sweet innocent romance, I really did…But I kept rewriting the prologue until it ended up as this…I don't think I'm capable of writing one…

Ottilia: Hell yeah! America wishes he could use Japan instead of China as his Pokémon now xD

Alright, um, I don't own Hetalia. That's why it's called a FAN fiction, but just in case…

"Alright, I think we should make up a bunch of nukes, and blow up Justin Bieber's house. Who's with me," America asked.

"*sigh*America, as much as we all hate Justin Bieber, building nuclear devices just to blow up her house isn't a very smart move. Also, if we use nukes, it blows up the entire world you dummkopf," Germany tiredly told the nation with his mouth shoved full of burger.

"Actually Germany, I could build small mini nukes that could-"

"Shut up Japan! Don't give him any ideas," Germany roared.

"OK everyone, why don't we all take a break while Alfred here thinks of something less stupid to say, and Germany calms down," England called out.

"But a break so soon seems pointless, da?"

"Just go, damn bastards," Romano yelled at all the countries, especially Russia.

"Yes, go get lunch or something. Just be back in here in an hour and a half. Just go already wankers!"

Japan uncharacteristically grabbed Canada, and ran out the door.

"Kiku… Um, where are we going?"

"To find Yao," was all Japan answered.

Canada zoned out the rest of the way to China, but when he snapped back into the real word, he was surprised to find himself… In a zoo?

"Umm… Kiku… We're in a zoo."

"Yes Matthew-san, Yao-san will be with the pandas."

"The pandas? Oh…right…never mind."

As they walked into the panda habitat, Japan nudged Canada.

'Oh yeah… He wants me to talk…'

"China, umm… I have a question," Canada nervously asked.

"What is it ~aru."

"Umm… Japan and I have these weird bracelets on our wrists with a red thread on them, and I was wondering if you might know what it meant," Canada blurted.

China swiftly got up and said "Follow me ~aru."

Canada followed China all the way to the eldest nation's house, with Japan tentatively trailing behind Canada, into China's library.

"Here we go ~aru. The red string of fate, also referred to as the red thread of destiny, red thread of fate, and other variants, is an East Asian belief originating from Chinese legend. According to this myth, the gods tie an invisible red string around the ankles of those that are destined to meet each other in a certain situation or help each other in a certain way. According to Chinese legend, the deity in charge of "the red thread" is believed to be Yuè Xià Lǎo (月下老, often abbreviated to "Yuèlǎo" [月老]), the old lunar matchmaker god who is also in charge of marriages."

"But… What does that mean," Canada asked, confused.

"It means that in some way, you and Kiku here are soul mates in some way. Usually soul mates means lovers, but it also could mean best friends, or something of the sort. Also, you should probably go soon, I know your World Meeting will start soon. Today I am not going because I have to attend to the pandas ~aru."

"Thank you China," Canada said.

"Y-Yes, arigato China-san," Japan stammered.

"Kiku… Where are you going," Canada asked, confused once again.

"We have to get going Matthew-san. The World Meeting should be starting soon," Japan called from the doorway.

Canada trudged behind Japan, waving goodbye to China as he went.

Once in Japan's car, Canada innocently asked, "What do you have against China? He's a very nice person."

"Well actually… No, never mind. Never mind, never mind, never mind," Japan started to chant to himself.

"Come on Japan, you can tell me," coaxed Canada.

"Fine," Japan sighed. "I actually used to be… umm… dating China-san," Japan said almost as if he was asking a question.

"Then… I broke up with him."

"But why?"

"Because… Because I fell in love with someone else."

Canada sat there, indigo eyes wide in surprise, mouth in the shape of a capital O.

'He was not only dating China, but broke up with him because he fell in love with someone else? Holy maple!'

"You should tell that person that you like them! I'm sure that they would like you too Kiku!"

'If only you knew,' Japan thought bitterly.

"Well the thing is Matthew-san… I know that they don't like me back."

"But how can you-, "Canada started.

"Just trust me Canada-san. I know."

With that, the two got to the World Meeting with eerily perfect timing.

The two got out, and after being sternly told by Germany that they must be separate this time, parted ways, and the World Meeting started.