Old friends, new enemies, eventual allies

"Oi." Naruto sprinkled some grass over Sasuke's face. "You even awake Asshole."

"I will try to destroy the world again of you don't stop that."

"Oooooo so scary." Naruto ripped up some more grass. "I mean you kind of failed at that multiple times."

"Go die. Half the time I'm the only thing keeping this village running smoothly." Sasuke yawned. "Let me sleep."

"Your supposed to do that at night. Not in the middle of the afternoon."

"Nara does it."

"Shikamaru has kid." Naruto leaned back on his hands. "You just spend all night wrapped up in Sakura." Naruto smiled. "It's such a nice day, a lot like that day Kakashi-Sensei kicked our asses and -"

"Which time?" Sasuke gave a hollow laugh. It had been five years since their last great fight and Kakashi still didn't hesitate to teach his students a lesson.

"The time we were put on a team together. And the time we destroyed the Valley of the End."

"Gah, don't bring that up, it was like one time. I didn't even mean it. I was literally being possessed by the evil souls of my predecessors." Sarcasm dripped from Sasuke's voice like honey. "It totally wasn't my fault. We didn't even kill anyone."

"Sakura would kill you if she could hear you."

"She would be justified." Sasuke hung his head.

"It was still funny." Naruto stood up. "Are you coming, we still have to open the new thingy."

"Training academy, why the hell are you in charge again?"

So I do actually owe you guys an explanation for my sudden two month disappearance. I didn't forget you guys or stop wanting to write for you, I love you guys, seriously. I've been battling illness (both physical and mental).

So basically the original reason I stopped writing was that I was a trembling ball of anxiety and depression. I didn't even want to go to my history classes and I ended up dropping Chinese because the workload was putting so much pressure on me. This was also about the time when my nausea started to get worse and I started getting other physical symptoms, gut pain, and some other nasty things I will spare you the details, but put it this way there were days when it got bad and I wouldn't eat, couldn't move and pretty much just wanted do die because I couldn't figure out what was wrong. I thought all the physical stuff was a result of the anxiety, Uni stressed me out pretty badly for a while and that was kind of a vicious cycle.

I'm feeling a lot better now though. I got into see a doctor for the physical stuff and low and behold I have a diagnosis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Which is like having a shit ton of non lethal allergies and everyone with it has different trigger (So far I know eggs and Dairy definitely are for me). And physically I'm way better less days of 'please leave me to die' and much less nausea. I'm going to have this for the rest of my life so I've just gotta deal with it. But there was something the doctor didn't explain to me. IBS is not just a physical illness, it causes and is triggered by mental stuff. So stress makes IBS worse, and IBS can cause anxiety and depression. Fan-Fucking-Tastic.

So basically that is the entire story. I have been writing (not a lot, and not for Naruto sadly) and I have been doing 'art' (I suck at art, kay?) That's on my deviantart (itmakessenseincontex) and I have a tumblr itmakessenseincontext . tumblr . com (remove spaces) which is the easiest way to harass me when I stop posting again.

I do still want to get to 300, especially with the end of Naruto so near. And yes, I am sad about that.