"We need those scripts, we're gonna take them and alter them to our liking!" Pokey explained. "Your play is terrible." Winnosh said "Even our writers can't save that trainwreck." "Our play is serious!" A Fan said. "We put our blood, sweat and tears in our performances! You have a buxom bird lady and some long-nosed coward who fights a magma man in the sky!" "I agree." Pokey said. "Y'know what I really hate?" He cleared his throat.

"Single Fragment is a gateway play of the worst kind." "Oh man. It's this shitty speech again." "I wanna hear it." Erocook said. "IT'S A BAD SERIES," Pokey yelled. "A clusterfuck of story and characterization…"

"…and ensure that no Single Fragment staff members show their faces ever again." Everyone was speechless. "Why are working with this blithering fool?" A Fan asked. "Because Park is on good terms with him, and we need to get paid. Leaf Society isn't doing too well, and we've gotten too many pay cuts." "HEY YOU!" Pokey yelled. "Find me something to eat. My husky figure is wasting away…" Wolf growled. "You are a buffoon!" He yelled. "And you are fired!"

"You're not my boss!"

"I know your boss!"

Wolf tensed up and finally gave in. "Now that I have you in check, check their refrigerator for something to eat." He snapped his fingers. Wolf dashed to the writing room. He turned back. "Um…"

"Look for the blue-tiled floor." Erocook said. Later on, Wolf brought Pokey a sandwich. "Ooh la-la, you people are living well in this airship, with your pastrami and gouda." He said. "I've planted bugs in the airship. We don't have to stay here; they'll give us leads without them knowing it." "Ooh, you are pretty useful, scruffy wolf man. Let us vamoose so I may eat my lovely lemon-peppered venison!" Pokey dashed as fast as he could, with the Fan Club following suit. Wolf walked out, but turned around and said, "Check the vegetable bin."

Moments later, Fuwa came. "Hey, are you all okay?" She asked. "I saw those freaks coming in the SuperCola Powered. "Yeah. But now we know about who's been pulling the strings on this whole ordeal." Beiki said. Fuwa untied everyone. "Now what did that buff furry say about the vegetable bin?" Steve said, going in the kitchen. Fuwa came to Noone. "None, are you okay?" She asked. "Yeah, they didn't hurt us." "Good. Because I'm still mad at you! Mad, mad, MAD!"

"Hey, that guy left a communicator here." Steve held it up. "Why'd he leave that here?" Winnosh said. "I don't know, but I don't think it's a good idea to keep it." Snake said. "Furthermore, we need to go about protecting our scripts a little better. All writers come with me. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve."

A few days later, the show was back on. The Coward, The Cook and The Captain were thinking of a plan to stop the Magma Man. "But if he tries to melt that glacier, we could look at a massive flood!" The Coward said, jittering." "Be brave, friend." The Captain said with a smile. "We can't give in just yet. We'll stop him, or die trying." The curtains closed and the audience clapped. An intermission was to take place. "Kendall, you didn't just spill that guy's blood, did you?" Asked Bunny, dressed as an older woman. "But I did. I had to." Said Kendall.

"Kendall! You can't go around killing people and spilling their blood!"

From backstage, Winnosh's pocket rumbled. "Hm? Hey, isn't this the-" "You know what else is bad?" Said a voice. "Wait, who's that?" "Single Fragment, that's what!" The lights showed Pokey sabotaging the show. "No, it's him!" "Hello, this is Wolf. I've come to warn you that Pokey is attempting to stop your play." "Too late. He's here." "It's really THE gateway play of the worst kind." Wookie, Snake and Brolax came out to subdue him. "Hey, what are you doing, you silly little men!" He snorted. "I am the great Pokey! You cannot treat me like this!"

"We're gonna throw you off this ship!" Snake said, angrily. "What? But there is no bottom, I will fall to my death!" Noone came out. "Wait, don't do that!" He said. "And why the hell not?" "Fan of Single Fragment killed during show after performers threw him off the ship."

The others made a face. "Ooh la-la that would be a great header for The New Pork Times." He smiled. "We'll just lock you up for interrogation." "Some members in the audience dug in their pockets. Suddenly, some smoke came from the audience. "Now what?"

"Au Revoir, you silly Single Fragment fools!" Pokey said.

"Wait, he's getting away?"

The smoke cleared, and Pokey was nowhere to be found. A helicopter was seen flying off. He looked out the window and pulled a grimace. "Dammit, he got away." The audience was getting restless. "Hey, is the show going on or what?" "Oh yeah." Snake pulled out a mic. "Sorry, folks. We'll go on a short for now." "You'll get a complimentary sultry dance by Dart and then the show will go on." The men cheered aloud.

Later on, the group was listening to Wolf on the communicator. "He's on to me." He said. "I'll have to use another method of informing you all."

"Question. Why are you suddenly helping us?" Steve asked.

"We don't have a single cent from that damn Leaf Society." He paused. "Plus, I'm a fan of the Single Fragment story and its performers. You all deliver in more ways than one." Everyone smiled. "Keep this communicator just in case. I'll inform you of what will come when it happens."He logged off. "I think we may need some security." Erocook said. "True."

The next morning, a young girl came to the kitchen She had on clothes that were too big for her. "I'm hungry." She said, still half-asleep. She took the chair nearby and went to the top of the refrigerator to get the cereal. Winnosh came in. "Hm? Who are you?" The little girl looked at Winnosh. "It's me." She said.

"Who?"

"Me. Photon."

"You're related to Photon?"

"No, I'm-" She stopped and took a look at herself. "Wait, now that I look at it, why do I need a…" She looked in a metal pan. She saw her face. "I'm a…" She dropped the pan.

"I'm a…"

A loud scream was heard in the S.C.P.. Everyone came to the kitchen. "What happened?" Erocook asked. "Who's this?" "It's me…Photon." She said. "I've become…a little girl." Wookie walked to him. "If it is you, serves you right for wanting to take the drag queen thing so far." "I'm so happy!" She said, jumping up and down. "How do we know you're Photon?" Pz asked. "Well, I…" She looked around. "I'd need Noone and Fuwa here to confirm it." "They aren't here…"

Early afternoon, Noone came in. He was listening to some music on his MP3 player. Photon saw him from a distance. As he sat down, she went to him and leapt on his lap. "Hi, None!" She said cheerfully. "Wait a- who are you?" "Guess!"

"Someone's in-law?"

"Nope."

"A fan?"

"Nope!"

"I give up."

"None, it's me. Photon!"

"You're not Photon." "But I am! Ask me anything." "Okay, what was the one thing that I wanted since I was a kid?" Photon whispered in his ear. "No, that isn't what I wanted." "Oh, I meant…"She whispered the answer. "…Whoa. What happened?" "I used a lot of hormones to become a woman. But I guess they made me a little girl…And I couldn't be happier!"

"I'd better call Fuwa."

Fuwa dashed to the S.C.P.. "WhatwhatWHAT? Photon is a girl now?" She asked. "Yep. He-I mean, she answered my question correctly. Now you have to confirm your knowledge to her." Photon was looking at a flower. "So pretty, so cute!" "Ask her a personal question." Noone told Fuwa. "Um, Photon?" Photon looked at her. "Wow, is that a bunny clip in your hair?" She asked, looking sparkle-eyed. "It is!" "Wow! I want one!" "Hey, focus!" "Oh right. Photon, answer this question."

"What's the one thing I won't do, even if held at gunpoint?"

Photon whispered the answer in her ear. Fuwa gasped. "It is you. ITISITISITISITISITIS!" She hugged her. "What happened to you?" Photon was fixated on Fuwa's hair clip. "Aw, you can have it if you want, Photon." She took it off and put it in her hair. "Yay! Thank you, Fuwa!" She hugged her.

Beiki came in. "Ah, there you are Photon." "Hi, Beiki! Look, I got a bunny hair clip!" "Are you sure she can do this?" Dick asked. "I wouldn't put a little girl in so much danger." "Honestly, this is the best opportunity we have. We won't get another."

Photon ran around in a circle, admiring her clip.