On the drive to The Park, Benson, Mordecai, and Rigby were silent. Not a single word came out of their mouths, as they had nothing to say or talk about. Then, as the Coffee Shop loomed to their line of sight, Mordecai screeched the cart to a halt. "Why the H are we stopping here?" Rigby asked, irritated. He doesn't want to see Eileen, the mole working there who has a huge crush on him. "I'll just have some morning coffee, and, too see you know who." Mordecai replies, winking at his friend. The raccoon simply rolled his eyes, the irritation growing every second.
Benson silently watched his two employees argue over this small thing. He couldn't understand why these two argue on a daily basis, the arguments ending up to rock-paper-scissors or even fistfights. He just looked at them silently, his head slightly shaking.
After Mordecai entered the shop, silence roamed once again. The road is silent except for a few cars passing by, and people exiting the coffee shop. "So..." Benson said, breaking the silence. "how's Audrey's managing?" he asks. "Pretty good, to be honest. Like yours without the yelling and grumpiness." Rigby replies while fiddling with his thumbs. Benson can imagine it: his crush managing the park he has been managing for years. He smiles at the thought.
After a few minutes, the blue jay finally came out of the door. "Okay, Margaret. See you at 8!" Mordecai calls out to the girl (more like a bird) of his dreams. "So, how's Margaret?" the raccoon muttered as his friend sat down on his respective seat. "I got exciting news." Mordecai responded, the smile in his beak not leaving. Rigby noticed this. "What's with that stupid smile?" Rigby chuckled. "I finally asked Margaret on a date." Mordecai revealed. "Oh." Rigby softly said, expecting the news to be more 'exciting', like a new video game or movie.
Minutes passed, and the three men are now pulling over at the park house garage. As they silently shuffle through the door, Benson noticed the aroma of bacon and grilled cheese sandwiches. Opening the door, Benson again noticed the hallway empty and the lights in the living room, kitchen and hallway turned off. He knew something like a surprise will suddenly commence, as he had seen this scene numerous times before. He then walked to the living room, expecting a big surprise. But no, nothing happened. "Come on, you guys, I already know that you'll surprise me-" he said, smirking, while opening the lights, and as he did so, a scary, grotesque face pops up in his eyes. "BLAAAAAAARRAAAAAAHHHH!" the face shouted, and Benson could do nothing but scream from fright.