"Okay, here we go." Photon said, in front of a large building. "I hope this works."

Inside of the building, was an office and secretary. Photon came in from a side door. "Our headquarters is located in a tall building at the Bivica District." Wolf said via a letter he sent. "I'll disable the alarm on the fire escape, so your mole can get in." "Okay, Photon- I mean Phyllis." She said to herself. "Focus! It's all for THAT." She skipped her way around the building, not really looking in any particular location. "He's gotten on my last nerve!" A voice said from afar. Phyllis followed it.

"I cook him the finest of foods, the top succulent venison money can buy and what do I get? Nothing!" It was a chef, who was irate about Porky's treatment towards him. "I'll give him something to remember!" He slammed his knife on the board. "Ooooh, maybe he'll murder him!" Phyllis thought, looking in awe.

"…I'm telling!" She dashed all over the floor for a minute. "…wait, he's probably at a higher floor." She got in the elevator, only to see a Fan. "Hm? What are you doing here, little girl?" He asked tensely. "I'm trying to find Unkie Pokey! Do you know where he is, mister?" Phyllis asked, bright-eyed and cheerily. "Oh, you're Pokey's niece? He's on the 51st floor. I'll take you there."

Later, Phyllis ran to the middle doors which led to Pokey's office. "Uncle Pokeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" She pushed the doors away. Pokey was sitting at his desk, picking his nose. "Hm? Who are you, little girl?" "It's me!" She answered.

"Who?"

"Your most favoritest niece in the world!"

"I do not have a niece, silly girl."

"But…but…I thought you…" Phyllis began to tear up. "Oh, no. No, no! Do not cry, little girl. I do not want to see you cry your big brown eyes out!" "Do you believe I'm your niece?" "I don't have a niece, little girl. But I'll be your uncle for now, okay?" "Yay! Thank you, Unkie Pokey!" She hugged him. "He smells like pork." Photon thought, repulsed. "So, what can we play first?" "Play? I don't have time to play with you, little girl. I have to-" She began to tear up and pout. Pokey sighed. "Why me?"

The round tyrant and the man who was living the dream played patty cake, hide and seek and 20 questions. "Wow, all that playing made me all sweaty." Phyllis said, tugging her collar. "Can I take this dress off, Uncle Pokey?" Pokey's face went red. "Wh-what, no! You cannot take that off here!" "But I'm hot! Really hot and sticky!" Pokey's back went back with stimulation. "No, it is not proper!" "Heh, he's going berserk." Photon thought, sneering. "Let's see how far I can take this." Phyllis looked at the desk.

"Hey, what's this?" She asked. Pokey dashed and swiped the folder away. "No, no, no! You cannot see this, mademoiselle."

"Why not?"

"It is a secret, that is why."

"I can keep a secret! Really, I can!"

"No! You cannot. You must leave me now; I have grown tired of your games."

Phyllis began to tear up. "That will not work on me."

"I'm sweaty and you're being mean." "I am not being mean!" Pokey yelled. "And you're yelling at me!" Phyllis cried aloud. "No! Do not cry so loudly!" He pleaded, holding his ears. "Argh! Stop it already! You may take off your dress." Phyllis stopped. "Oh shit. He really said yes." She fidgeted a little. "Well, I don't think he's that twisted. I'll do it." Phyllis began to take off her dress. "Hey, no peeking!" She said. "I am already facing away from you." Pokey said. But little did he know, his window gave a clear enough reflection to see the young girl undress.

He grew red. "I can see her…I can see her…" She fanned out her dress. "Hey, still no peeking!" "Yes, yes, whatever you say!" Pokey answered, sweating hard. "What a dilemma I am in. If those Single Fragment guys were doing to me as I am doing to them at this exact moment, I would be in the slammer with no venison or money." He thought. "And now she is bending down and I can see her-NONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Hm? What's the matter?"

"I am hot! I am steamy! I cannot take this anymore!"

"Then take off your blazer. It's blazing in here!" Phyllis giggled.

"Right, I will take off my blazer." "I cannot allow anything else to excite me." He thought.

"Okay! You can turn around now." Pokey did just that. "So, now can you show me that folder?" Phyllis asked. "No!"

"Please?"

"No!"

"Pleeeeeeeeease?"

"Non!"

"Pretty please with a cherry on top?" She edged over to him.

"No!"

"Yes!" She edged closer.

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Nada!"

"¡Si!"

"Iya!"

"Hai!"

Phyllis was on his leg. Pokey turned red again. "Hey, get off my leg!" "No! Not until you spill the beans."

"I WILL NOT SHOW YOU MY MASTER PLAN TO DESTROY THE SUPERCOLA POWERED!" The room was silent.

"…"

"…The what? You're silly, you know that?" Phyllis laughed. However, Photon was stiff as a board. "He's going to destroy the SuperCola Powered?! With what?" "You do not know of the SuperCola Powered?" "No. What's that?" Pokey's face relaxed. "It's a silly little thing. A little thing that has gotten very overblown and needs to be tended to!" "Oh. Is that all? Why didn't you just tell me? Was that so hard? Whatever it is, it sounds boring!" She climbed up to Pokey's face. "I'll keep it a secret, though. If you promise me one thing."

"What might that be?" Pokey asked. Phyllis gave a very suggestive look. "I want you to…"

"…teach me how to play wrestling like the adults do on the late night channel." Pokey's jaw dropped. "You naughty, naughty girl! Get out! Get out right now!" "But I wanna know what it's like!" "You are too young!" "But…but…"

"I want you to lick my lollipop."

Pokey's heart stopped. He fell down. "Oh, did I kill him?" She asked. "But in any case, I know now what he's planning. Time to head back home."

Back at the S.C.P., Noone was introducing some cohorts. "This is Deluxe. He's pure muscle." He said. "Over here, we have Supreme." Supreme bowed. "And lastly, we have Lady Nobody." "Hiya!" She said with a smile. "These three will keep an eye out for anything suspicious in future shows!" "Good work, Noone!" Snake said. "Now all we need is-"

"Bad news, bad news!" It was Phyllis. "I just found out Pokey's plan!" Everyone came to her. "I don't know the full details, but I do know this."

"He's gonna destroy the SuperCola Powered Live!"