Okay, so another crazy parody. Thanks to Cupcake155 for inspiring me to write more of these. (I probably will write even more) Anyway, hope you enjoy and PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!? ﾟﾘﾧ?
Disclaimer: If I owned this, would I be writing fanfiction?
The Witch-King got run over by Eowyn
Strollin' round Pelennor fields one eve,
You can say there's no such thing as women
But as for me and Sauron, we believe
He'd been drinkin' too much wraith-wine
And we'd begged him not to go
But he'd left his Morgol blade
So he staggered out the door into the snow
When they found him the next morning
At the scene of the attack
There was a sword hole in his forehead
And incriminatin' hobbit hair on his back
The Witch-King got run over by Eowyn
Strollin' round Pelennor fields one eve
You can say there's no such thing as women
But as for me and Sauron, we believe
Now were all so proud of Sauron
He's been takin' this so well
See him up there watchin' everyone dying
Killin' elves and torturing hobbits, oh well
It's not Mordor without the Witch-King
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
The Witch-King got run over by Eowyn
Strollin' round Pelennor fields one eve
You can say there's no such thing as women
But as for me and Sauron, we believe
Now the orc is on the table
And the pudding made of pig
And a pitch-black candle
That would just have matched the hair on the Witch-King's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a fell beast
To a man who drives you mad and kills elves
The Witch-King got run over by Eowyn
Strollin' round Pelennor fields one eve
You can say there's no such thing as women
But as for me and Sauron, we believe!
The End