Noone was laughing hard. "You cuck! You're the worst!" He was doubled over. "I still don't believe you went through with that." Beiki said. "Why did you-"
"Because I lost the one I love!" Park yelled. "I lost her. And from there on, I never got better. Do you remember what happened to Aaron?" "He went missing, right?"
Well…There's a reason I go by Park Ranger.
"Rawr! I'm a bear!" Aaron said, with his chest hairier than that of the animal. "Oh no, help me Park Ranger! Help! A big scary bear is going to kidnap me!" Park, with an actual park ranger outfit on came with a rifle. "Hey, that looks real-" Joley was cut off as Park shot her with a tranquilizer. Aaron was shot with one as well.
"Dude, you're taking this role-playing way too seriously…" He passed out.
'Well, now you know."
"And that's why we didn't see you for so long." Beiki said.
"Correct." That's when it all started. I never got over her; I always lost something I cherish. My morale, my dreams, my love, my insanity, my chance in the spotlight…" Park began to tremble. "I barely graduated from college. I didn't go to the ceremony." He looked at Hiro.
"That's when I met you." A lone Park was sitting in a diner on a rainy night. A waiter came to him, with coffee. It was Hiro.
"You didn't kill him, at least." He said. "Park looked startled. "How did you…" "I'm a wanderer." He replied. "I tend to see things I'd prefer not to see. Sometimes I make camp in nearby towns and such and even manage to find some work on the side."
"I can't go back to that town." Park said. "He'll tell the authorites. And Joley…" "Well, you pave your own path." Hiro replied. "You have to see it through." Hiro went to another customer.
"Wait, you-"
"I won't rat you out. It doesn't concern me, your problems."
From that point on, I had to make my own way, make my own path and such. Along the way, I met Pokey and we decided to make a play, with his love for theatre. He also helped take care of my little incident with Aaron. It looked like things were coming to my favor…
…Until Single Fragment came along. Worldwide fame, acclaim, fortune… Park began to tremble even harder.
"That should have been mine…MINE!" He went to attack Beiki only for Hiro to block him with his katana. Park looked at him. Hiro went to Noone and whispered something in his ear. He had a surprised look on his face, though you can't really see it with the mask. Yohohohoho.
"…I see. Alright then." Noone put his nunchucks away. "Beiki, I'll go on ahead. You handle things here." He said. "Wait, what did he say?" Beiki asked.
"He'll tell you…if you beat him." Noone left.
The Elite Cocktail was beginning to take liftoff. Supreme and Nobody were dashing to it. "Supreme, throw me!" Nobody said. "I'll try something once I get on it." Supreme put both his hands down as Nobody got on them, lifting them and her towards the Cocktail. She made it on.
"Elite Cocktail is now online!" Syteram said. "Speaking of cock, someone's on our tail!" It was Winnosh, firing at it. "Isn't that…" He stopped.
"Looks like we have someone else on us." Said the other man with Syteram. "Shake them off!" The Elite Cocktail did a barrel roll, but Nobody held on. Winnosh came to the left flank. "Aren't you Noone's friend?" He said. "Yeah."
"If you're trying to get in, Pz planted some cameras and mics in it."
"Really?"
"Yeah, come in." Nobody went inside of Winnosh's ship. "A tight squeeze, no?" She was on his lap. "Okay, what'd he do?"
The Elite Cocktail was aiming its cannon at the Cola Commander. "Let's see what it can do." Bunny said, starting up the engines. "Carbon Laser, ready to fire!" The cannon suddenly began to spout smaller lasers from its sides. "Wait a minute…" A ring of energy condensed into it. And then another.
"Everyone, get out of the Cocktail's range!" She said frantically. "Hm? Is it that bad?" Steve asked. The laser was emanating more and more rings. "Even the Commander can't tank that attack." The Commander dashed away from the range.
Carbon Laser….FIRE!
A large, blue laser came out, firing over the horizon. Without a sound, it pushed the water out of the way from below, almost exposing the ocean floor. Supreme saw the laser in action. Pokey, who was beaten up by Deluxe was snickering.
"Did you hear that? That was the power of our Elite Cocktail!" He sneered. "You may have gained some firepower, but you lacked the funds for the whole factory!" He laughed.
"Shut up, fatty!" Phyllis said. Pokey continued laughing.
"Spankety spankety spankety!" Phyllis began to cry again.
Beiki and Hiro began their duel. From his blazer, he pulled out a wakizashi. "I won't need this." Beiki threw it to the side. "For you, I need this. From his blazer again, he pulled out a small caplet. "The best money can buy!" He looked at Park, smiling. From it, came a katana with a red sheath. The blade had a white hue to it.
"Now, let us begin." Hiro pulled out his blade as well. From the other side, Noone and some guards came in hastily. "Is it gonna start soon?" One said. "We're just in time!"
"What are you all doing?" Park asked.
"We wanna see these two fight!" The same guard answered. "The Cocktail just took off, Supreme just told me." Noone said. "It also has a new weapon that our Commander can't counter." Beiki glared.
Back outside, the beam of energy was gone. "Okay, is everybody okay?" Bunny asked.
"Winnosh, Nobody, A-ok!"
"Likewise, Wookie!"
"DICK IS ALIVE AND WELL!"
"Mika is good to go!"
"Fuwa? Fuwa?!" Below the base, was the Kawaii Kalamari, in ruins. "Oh no. The force of that laser must have been bigger than I anticipated!" Bunny said.
"No, not Fuwa!" Everyone landed to her.
Photon overheard the reception. "Oh, no." He turned to his alter ego. "Take care of the ones here, okay?"
"Roger." Photon's alter ego said. The guards approached him/her/it. He/she/it giggled. "Hi."
"What's a woman doing here?" One asked. "I'm just looking to slip into something comfortable." He/she/it said, lifting his/her/its dress. The guards were looking curiously, and then started to panic. An explosion was heard behind Photon.
Noone was being informed of the news on Fuwa. "No, she can't be…" He said. He ran immediately to her. Beiki and Hiro were still dueling.
Pokey, even more beat up was backing up towards a wall. "Please…no more." He said as best as he could. "My dear face cannot take anymore…" He was breathing but suddenly sneered. He pressed on the wall and it flipped him to the other side. Suddenly, an alarm was heard all over the base.
"What now?"
Snake, Erocook and Silver were running deep into the base when some sawblades and lasers came out of the floor, deterring them. Noone was coming up to them.
"Noone, what's going on!?" Erocook asked. "It's Fuwa. She's been killed!" Everyone was surprised. "Fuwa was…"
"They say the Kalamari was totaled. Her body wasn't anywhere to be found." He was trembling. "And here I am getting fidgety over killing some soldiers." Silver said, regretfully. "But never mind that, go to Beiki. He's fighting Hiro right now."
"Right, I forgot. Wolf told us all about that." The three went and dashed towards their cohorts.
Beiki was showing the upper hand to Hiro. "What's the matter, Hiro?" He said. "You're not yourself compared to when we sparred at the dojo during the Salsa Arc." Hiro regained focus and struck with finesse. Beiki then stabbed and then slashed five times consecutively in under a second.
"Whoa!"
"My money's on the lawyer!"
"C'mon Hiro! You got the look better than he does!"
"Why are you all here anyway?!" Park yelled. "Go stop the rest of the Single Fragment cast now!" "Pokey sounded the alarm, so there's blades and traps all activated. We can't leave."
Pokey was walking to what looked like a silver-plated statue of him. "It is time to use you, my dear King Statue." He said, looking serious. "They will pay for tangling with me, the Great Pokey Minch!" He pressed a button on a remote and activated it. He jumped in it. Deluxe was backing away from the wall. He turned to Phyllis.
"Hide somewhere! Something's coming!" The wall collapsed, the King Statue emerging from the other side. "I still owe you a few scraps, masked fighter!" He said in a mic. Deluxe prepared to fight, dashing and throwing barrages of punches at the center, but the blows only bounced off. The King Statue attempted to stomp Deluxe, making massive quakes in the process.
"Nobody, Supreme, Noone, come in!" He said on his talkie.
"What's the problem?" Noone said.
"We've got a big problem coming up. It's Pokey in a giant statue that looks like him. I can't dent it at all!" The statue crouched and then leapt upwards a large air vent. "And he's going upwards now. He's coming to our guys outside!"
Outside, the Elite Cocktail was firing wildly as the Cola Commander, the Scandalous Scallion and a few Silver Bullets offered support. From the head of the base, came the King Statue. "Ah, my Elite Cocktail. It is time for a toast, to my supreme power and inevitable victory!"
"Oooh, the King Statue looks great in motion!" Syteram said. "Yes, and we will need it, the Cocktail and the Golden Locket, which is down in the sea somewhere…" From underwater, bubbles emerged. "What's that?" Wookie said. From the water, came the Golden Locket.
"Ah, the third and final piece!" Pokey exclaimed. The hatched opened, and Calie came out, along with what looked like Fuwa, unconscious.
"…Fuwa!" Winnosh came to her. "That girl they were crying over was saved by her?" The other pilot with Syteram asked. "Is she…" Calie looked at Winnosh. "She's not dead, just a little shocked from the impact. She almost drowned when I appeared." Noone came outside.
"Fuwa, FUWA!" He yelled. "Don't die on me, please!"
"She's okay, Noone. Calie saved her." Calie adjusted her glasses. "You may want to take her away from here. Pokey's about to attack." "Calie, good for you to be here." Pokey said.
"With you, the Cocktail and the King Statue, we can finally unite up and form the Emperor Tycoon! Now, send the Golden Locket towards the King Statue's chest!"
"No." Calie uttered.
"Non? What was that you said just now?"
"No." She was glaring. "You abandoned me as if I were nothing more than a piece of paper. That's the worst form of harassment anyone can do!"
From the control room, Justice was disabling the traps. "Okay, that should be all of them."
At the training room, Beiki and Hiro were nearing the end of their duel. Snake, Erocook and Silver were there, watching alongside the guards and Park. "$500 Beiki wins." Snake said to Erocook. "Why are you betting with me? He'd better win. The two finally stopped and took a breath.
Suddenly, they began to pose. Everyone was on the edge of their seats. The two dashed at each other, readying the final blow. A slash was heard. The two stood at their opposing sides. Both stood still. For a moment, the room was dead silent.
"Look, Beiki's bleeding!" A stream of blood dripped from his torso. "No, Beiki lost?"
"Wait, look at Hiro!" Hiro was bleeding even more, collapsing in the process. Beiki stood up. "And that is that." Park got up. "Hiro, no!" The three came to Beiki. "Are you okay?" Silver asked. "Yeah, just a cut. Nothing big." He went to Hiro. "Get up." He said. It's time to explain yourself. He turned Hiro's body over and took off his mask. Everyone looked shocked.
"Wait a minute…Pz?!"
In the control room, a Fan was listening to a headpiece. "Ah, gotcha. Good news! Beiki took out Hiro…or so we thought." He looked at Pz, who was actually someone else.
"Good. Now the plan can commence."