The next dai everybody went 2 mr wangs maths class. mr wang woz teaching them algeBRA(hahaha boobies) or some shit.

"Alfred" sed mr wang "wat r u doin?"

"soz sir i thought i smelt burgers" Alfred replied wistfully

"htf do u smell burgers there isn't a mickey ds 4 another four miles"

"ye but i can smel it bro"

"just pay attention : " sed mr wang ferocioausly

l8r in maths class Alfred raysed his hand again "sir i don't feel well" his mouth was like this :S

"then go 2 office" mr wang sighed deeply

Alfred VOMITED over his maths work

"ARU!" mr wang yelled going back to hsi Chinese ways " U JUST PUKED OVER MATHS?!" mr wang was in a COMPLETE RAGE HE SMASHED A CHOPSTICK AGAISNT THE DESK AND BROKE IT!

"its chill wang its chill" Alfred st8ed

nothing else happned until aflred went from bein very calm to cryiong?

"MR JONES U R TESTING MY PATIENSHE!"

Arthur patted Alfred back consoley but Alfred pushe di taway "piss of eyebrow caterpillars!"

so then Arthur starte dccrying and it was such an ugly site that everybody else started cryikn except for feliks who was 2 guud for this shit, he sipped his juice box casually

"kno at? IM DONE" mr wang stormed out of the class and slammed da door but it wasn't dramatick becse the bell has rang for the next class

"r u pumped for sex ed?" feliks asked toris,t hrustin his hips in da air

Toris nodded but he wasn't really excited for anything. His eyes felt like damns, holding back all the tears. However he knew that the damn was going to burst at any minute and he wouldn't be able to stop it. the 2 bffs went in2 Mr Oxenstierna who was teaching em

"hell.o" he grumbled "wel CUM to sex ed class. please take a condom and a free didldo that were kindly given 2 me from ikea"

everybody got their condom and thier ikea dildo

"now every1 oppa put the condom on teh dildo pls"

everybody did this excelelently due to experienece except for the 1 blapk sheep...

"mr jones" mr Oxenstierna sighed "wat have u done?"

Alfred had put it on the wrong way and ha dbroken the condom

"alfreded if u do not practice safe sex thing slike stds an dprgenancy can happen. do u know about bein preggo Alfred?"

"uhhh" alfre dmumbled

"well u have morning sickenss, nausuae, a good sense of smell and also mood swings meanin NO GOOD. i h8 babies"

"OMG!" alfreddo yelped

he ran out of class and 2wards the nearest pharmacy

"WAIT" said mr Oxenstierna " U FOGOT UR WOODEN DILDO!"

- Arter walked through the halls singing "born this way" by lade googa, wearin his rbrand new red lippy becaus it rlly suited him and made him feel supa smexy

"i am beautiful no matter what they say, woooooords cant bring me down" Arthur sang to himself

when suddenly he arm was grabbed

" WHERE IS MY LETAHER JACKET PUTAIN!?"

arhtur swivelled around to see franics "oh hello chap" he grinned

francis was ragin, he had that vein at the side of his head liek they always do in the animes

francis breathed "my leather jacket ... where is it?"

"i threw it in da bin beause i learnt to be myself! " arhtur beame

"THAT WAS 100 EUROS U PIECE OF SHEET" frnacis yelled, he went 2 puncha locker in rage but toris was walking by at that time and he accidently pun ched toris. toris fell 2 the ground, knocked out but francis was so angry he didn't even notice the unconcisous Lithuanian

"WELL THAT AJCKET GAVE ME NOTHIN BUT TROUBLE AND MOCKERY I SHOULDBVE KNOWN FROMA F ROG LIKE YOU!"

"QUIO!?" franceis bellowed

and suddenly arhter lunged towards him and they were on the ground punchine ach other and given each other black eyes and kicked each other in the willies whichw as very sore for both of them

"IF I CANT REPRICOATE MINI FRANCISES VBECAUSE OF U U WILL DIE POOHEAD!" francis karate chopped Arthur in the shin

"UR NEVER GONNA REPRICOATE U WANKER!" arhtur gorlwed

keziah walked upon this scene and was shocked an ddisgusted(keziah is my oc for Israel and also S/O 2 MY FRIEND KE$IA!). she whipped out her phone and promptly called ht epolice

mr Romulus ran down to the hallway to see francis nd arhtur beatin each other up "YOO WATCH IT!" he said but they were completely unaware of their surrounding the only thing they could focus on was hitting their opponent

"it ok" said keziah "i have called the popo"

"thank god keziah! for once u do something rite"

keziah beamed but then the police officer came

the polie officer was called officer im yong soo but he wasn't like any other police officerrr... the lites went low and a disco call descened from the ceiling

"music, on demand" office im yong soo whispered seduticvely and suddenly gangnam styl;e was playing

office im yong soo started to take off his clothes while gangnam styling, ripping off his shirt, keziah was going wild! mr rom was gobsmacked and due to the sexy music francis and Arthur looked up fromf fighting w/ each other and were amazed at how smexy this stripper was, they imdetialy tore a part from each other and started putting money in officer im yong soo's thong

mr rom got back to his senses and tried to look away from officer im yong soo's booty to focus ona rther and francis "BONNEFOY AND KIRKAND, MY OFFICE NOW! AND KEZIAH, TAKE THIS STRIPPER OUT OF HERE!"

"okay ;)" whispered keziah, leading officer im yong so outside and off to a museum

(THAT';S CHAPTER 3, PLEASE R&r, I'D LOVE IF YOU DID 333)