"How'd I let you talk me into this?"
Marik admired Bakura. He'd seen Bakura flushed plenty of times in bed, but the color burning his cheeks at the moment was a pure, self conscious, insecure blush, and it looked good on him. "You wanted to do something different."
"You just chose this to unnerve me."
Marik nodded. "True, but I have to admit . . that outfit looks good on you. Really good."
"Fuck off." Bakura tugged at the ass-length French Maid outfit.
He'd acted indifferent the day the package came and Marik pulled the ruffled dress and nylon stockings from it; however, now that he wore it, with matching, black heels, he couldn't stop tugging at it to make it cover more of his garter clad thighs.
"No, I'm serious," Marik said. "I'm enjoying this more than I probably should be."
"Whatever. Hurry-up and fuck me so I can get out of this thing."
"Why rush? You like to role play, so let's role play."
Bakura glared at Marik. "LARPing is stupid. If you want me to role play, I need dice and a table."
Marik shrugged. "You said we each get to pick one fetish that we wanted to try, but never wanted to bring up. Well, I want to roleplay and how well you play along determines how well I play along when it's your turn to pick something for us to do."
Bakura groaned. "Okay. Okay, I'll fucking role play, but I'm pretending to be an Argonian maid named Lifts Her Tail the entire time."
Marik didn't respond. He had no idea what an Argonian was, and besides, he was too busy staring at Bakura's pearl-white legs hiding behind nude-colored nylon and black garters.
Bakura played along better than Marik thought he would, dusting and picking loose clothes up off of the floor. To Marik's disbelief, he played the role of a demure servant with incredible immersion into the character. He even curtsied and called Marik "sir" when he walked by. Marik never gave him a chance to make the bed.
***Mother of Talos, I really want to write The Lusty Argonian Maid as a complete, cheesy romance fanfic. I'd have Lifts Her Tail go femme fatale and murder all the guys sleeping with her and have her abscond with a Khajiit prostitute (or something utterly ridiculous). Don't worry, I'm far too lazy to actually write it, but still . . . [and only the Elder Scrolls fans have any idea what I'm even talking about].***