the halls were now completely empty, except for the now stirring toris from his deep comatosed-ness(SHH IT'S A WORD IF I SAY IT IS). his eyes opened but his vision was blurred he had no idea of his surroundings, he blinked twice and thren he realised (taylor swift voice) HE WAS LYING ON THE COLD HARD GORUND OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TROUBLE TROUBLE trouble. he still ha dno idea how he had got there but her had decided he needed to get to the bathroom to splash water on his face. EXCEPT toris soon realised that he found it impossible to stand UP ^ his legs felt like jelly but he could sitll feel him (HE WASNT GOING TO START BEING IN A WHEELCHAIR THAT CANT HAPPEN FROM BEING KNOCKED OUT BY A LOCKER OKAY)

but toris wqas able ot improvise and made his way to the bathroom scooting his tooshy aross the floor an d using his arms until he made it to the males bathroom. there he met feliks who was ditching class and also roderich who was in a stall playing a miniature keyboard.

"OH TGIF" toris said which stands for 'Thank God Its Feliks'

"what are you doing (taylor swift voice) ON THE OCLD HARD GROUND OHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH TORUBLE TORUBLE TROUBLE" feliks had asked

toris replied " ih ave no clue but feliks can i talk to you?" toris looked down on the ground which had poo stains because of that one time roderich had shat himself in fear of gilbert giving him a wedgie (gilbert still gave him a wedgie)

"ok but make it quick have u ever heard of these things called vines? theyre totes amzeballs" feliks was glancing at his phone, smirking at a funny vine

"well ok lately i have been feeling so awful i have felt like shit and i don't know what to do, i am feeling suicidal and i need help fewliks please help me"there was tears in toris's eyes

feliks broke his eyes away from a rip roaringly hilarious vine to focus his gaze on toris, he knelt down and rested a hand on toris's shoulder

with a soft smile he opened his mouth to speak "haha you absolute bagel"

toris' face fell

"anyways" feliks beamed "im on a mission to be vine famus so ill see u later BAGEL" he strutted offback home where he would create some funny vines

toris felt even more liek crap, like he was one of the poo stains on the floor, roderich continued to play the keyboard (a lovely rendition of 'let it go' from the hit movie frozen). it wasin that very moment that toris found something that would change his life 4EVZ. in the bin he saw a sleeve of stylish leather peaking out. still unable to walk, toris scooted foreward to grap at it, it had a little bit of catfood on it(Arthur had a tendency to eat it, he was on my strange addiction for it once) but nothing that couldn't be cleaned off, toris had found the opputinity to ditch his polish friend more like NAIL POLISH WAI TI ALREAYD USED THAT SICK BURN NVM and become a happer and new pers1

**NEXT SCENE**

Meanwhile in mr rom's office arther and francis were sat facing mr Romulus who wad glaring daggers at them

"well well boys i would like for yous to explain 2 me on why there was a big fight in ther hallways earlier today?"

"FRANCIS WA SBEIN A WANKER FROG"

"mr Kirkland u really need 2 get some new fucken insults like you literlay only say wanker and frog like WE KNOW YORE BRITISIH SO YOU SAY WNAKER AND W EKNOW FRANCIS IS FRENCH SO U SAY FROG BUT CAN YOU NOT THINK OF SOMETHIN BETTER? GET CREATIVE DIMWIT"

arthurcalled mr Romulus a wanker under his breath so that mr rom couldn't hear him. mr Romulus then turned his attention to francis

"francis tlel me your side of the story"

"well u see mr Romulus i had lent artheer my chanel leazer jackette zat had cost me 100 euros and he ad thrown eet INTO LE POUBELLE!"

mr romulus's eyes WIDENED WITH SHOCK AND DISGUIST he turned to Arthur, little campfires could be seen in the pupils of his eyes to show how ANGRY HE WAS he looked just like the fffffffuuuu meme but Arthur was not pulling le trollface this time...

"i CANT BELIVE YOU THREW SUCH AN EXPENSIVE LEATHER JACKET INTO THE BIN YOU NINCOMPOOP, FRANCIOS HAD EVERY RIGHT TO TATTACK YOU, I CANT BELIEVE THIS, YOU ARE SUSPENDED MR KIRKLAND FOR 2 WEEKS"

Arthur gasped what was he goin to do for 2 weeks? he couldn't go to the i 3 school club anymore with roderich because the main rule of i heart school club is to NOTG GET SUSPENDED. after all he did to accept himself an dhad decided to ditch his bad boy image he still got suspended! this was just like when jean valjean got arrested for 19 years for stealing a loaf of bread (JVJ WAS ALSOA FRENCH FROG!)

"b b but sir!" arhter pleaded "i cant be suspended, i have a repuatation as a nerd! nerds don't get suspended!"

"well then you should've had a better t8ste for fashion then asshole" mr Romulus growled, francis hi 5ed him

arhtur ran out of the room crying this was the second time this week he had ran out of the room crying but this time lady gaga would not cheer him up...

*NEXT SCENE*

kiku was hanging by the bikeshed with JED smoking some grass, he had felt amazing sin ehe started doin durgs, he had done so much durgs by now he had done marijauna and cocaine and heroine and lsd and magic mushrooms and babybels ... the worst of the worst

kiku waved goodbye ot jed as jed had to leave to go to the strip club where he would put money€€€€€€€€€€(a/n: hes Netherlands SO HE WOULD USE THE EURO, IGNORANT AMERICANS) in strippers thongs, the stripper was the beloved character of office im yong soo that wwe saw in our last chapter but he had just change dhis name to RIM yong soo /adult humour/.

kiku was still2 relaxed to move, he had embraced his full self and had really become math, if you asked him what 420 x 69 = he would tell you right on the spot that it equals a hella swaggy time so always do drugs kids, it make you intelligent an dvery excellent maths

arhter was running when he bumped in2 kiku, making kiku drop his joint on the ground and now usually kiku would freak out because whagt if the joint caused a fire but see kiku was just so sos sososososososososo chilled out at the momo that he didn't even mind

"im very sorry" arhtur sniffiled

"its fine man i can always roll another 1, why wont i roolll you one?"

arhtur stared at kiku and you would think that because Arthur hadnothing to lose he would sya yes and would become math with kiku but you see, although arhtur was now suspended, he was stilla fucken nerd and says no to drugs. so arher started sobbing again and ran off to the carpet store where he would proceed 2 cry while listentin to abba behind a huge rack ofc arpets and maybe jerk off a little

kiku shrugged and GOT back to becoming one full math, he loved his life and especially loved fine women

***END OF CHAPTER 4********

I HOPE YOU LIKED IT! CHAPTER 3 WA SVERY SHORT AND KIND OF A DISPAPOINTMENT SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE U TWO CHAPTERS IN 2 DAYS TO BRGITHEN YOUR SPIRITS FOR THE HARSH WINTER!

ANYWAYS NEXT CHAPTER WE WILL DELVE INTO ALFRED AND IS HE MPREG? WHAT ABOTU TORIS AND FRANCIS' LEATHJER JACKET? WILL FELIKS BECOME VINE FAMOUS? WILL KIKU SOON TAKE NED'S THRONE AS THE HIGH SCHOOL STONER? HOW MANY WINE GUMS CAN ROMANO EAT IN ONE SITTING? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON

YOU'VE GOT TIME!

hetalia and all characters in this story (c) hidekaz himaruya