No Hard Feelings
"You two going to get up anny time soon?
"Fuck off, Orochimaru."
"My head hurts." Jiraiya pulled his pillow over his head. "I think it's cancer. Leave me alone to die."
"It's alcohol you idiotic buffoon." Orochimaru moved over to the window.
Tsunade pushed herself into a sitting position. "Where am I?"
"You and Jiraiya saw fit to knock on my door at three am last night, I let you sleep in my living room."
"On the floor?!" Tsunade cried realising her situation. "And where is my bra."
"It was hanging around Jiraiya's neck. I removed it before you went to sleep." Orochimaru threw the curtains open.
"Oh for fuck's sake, I'm pretty sure this is an illegal form of torture." Tsunade shielded her eyes.
"You two woke me up at three am and I saw fit to look after you, not toss you out like you deserve."
"You're an Asshole, Orochimaru." Jiraiya told the carpet.
"You can't talk, you mooned people off my balcony. Half the neighborhood has literally seen your asshole"
"Oh."
"How about I go grab some aspirin for you then you leave."
"No hard feelings though, Orochimaru?" Jiraiya muttered.
"No hard feelings."
"Thanks for looking after us." Tsunade yawned.
"you're my teammates, that's my job."
They were good friends at some point who loved each other like family and you can't tell me otherwise.