Your name is Karkat Vantas. You are currently at a party, standing off to the side like a grumpyass. You didn't really want to go to this party, but your moirail convinced you to. You weren't planning on dressing up, but Terezi kidnapped you and made you put on the costume Kanaya had made.
You watch your moirail from a distance. He seems to be having fun. He's wearing a suit and sunglasses. When he asked you what you thought he was, you guessed Strider. He punched you in the arm and told you he was from "Men in Black", which you figure is just another one of his shitty movies. He is currently chatting with Roxy who is dressed up like a human version of troll Robin Hood.
You stop watching him and look at Dave instead. He's dancing with Nepeta who keeps laughing at the bullshit that is obviously spewing out of his mouth. He's wearing an ironic "human cowboy" costume and she's dressed up like... guess what? A fucking meowbeast. You wish the two of them would stop beating around the bush and announce their matespritship already. It's getting kind of sickening to watch.
Gamzee and Terezi are dancing exuberantly in the middle of the room. They are dressed up as a troll cop and a clown. You smile. You never would have thought your ex-moirail and ex-matesprit/kissmessis would have ended up being so perfect for each other. You are really proud of them and really glad you made Gamzee talk to Terezi that morning after the fight.
In one corner of the room, Sollux and Eridan are hatesnogging. Wow…that's… um… You wish you didn't see that. You avert your eyes quickly.
Kanaya and Rose are sitting at a table being adorable as usual. Kanaya is dressed up as a human vampire. Rose is wearing a wizard costume. Kanaya has her arm around Rose and is leaning her head against her shoulder. Rose takes a sip of water. That's all she's been drinking for the past week and everyone is either proud of her or doesn't care.
Over on the other side of the room, you spot Vriska and Tavros. You guess they must have worked their shit out, but it's really hard to tell with those two. Vriska convinced Tavros to dress up as pupa pan and wore a fairy costume herself. You watch as Vriska trips Tavros and catches him before he hits the ground. You can see his dark brown blush from where you stand. Honestly you have no clue what direction that relationship is headed in.
Feferi, Jade and Aradia are chatting casually. They seem to be getting along pretty well. What? Not everyone has to be in a romantic relationship. Jegus, what did you expect?
Jane, Jake and Dirk are all sitting at a table together like the good chums that they are. You think Jane and Dirk are still pining after Jake but judging by the way he keeps glancing over at Aradia, you guess they are out of luck.
Equius and Nepeta have patched things up. You really don't know why those two were fighting in the first place. It's like they were made for each other. Nepeta is currently taking a break from Dave to clean up a drink Equius spilled while he apologizes profusely.
"Enjoying yourself?" A voice asks suddenly too close to your ear. You jump about a foot in the air.
"Jegus Egbert!" You say, turning to face your moirail. "A little fucking warning next time."
"Aw." He says, ruffling your hair. "But you're so cute when you're flustered."
This has to be the most screwed up moirallegiance you have ever been a part of. And your old palemate was a psychotic clown.
You growl at him, earning yourself a head scratch. You start to purr as his fingers get closer to the base of your horns. He knows not to touch them now, but can't resist teasing you every once in a while. You muster up all of the strength you can and grab his hand to stop him.
"Later." You say, referring to the pale-date he promised you in exchange for coming to the party.
"Fine." He says, smiling. He slings his arm around your neck and stands next to you, watching what you have been for the past ten minutes.
"Have I ever told you how cute you are when you purr?" He says. You blush and snuggle your head into his neck.
"Shut up dunkass."
And there we go. Epilogue complete. :D I didn't include everyone's costume in the chapter so here:
Karkat: Knight
Aradia: Ghost
Tavros: Pupa Pan
Sollux: Bee
Nepeta: Cat
Kanaya: Vampire
Terezi: Troll cop
Vriska: Fairy
Equius: Robot
Gamzee: Clown
Eridan: Shark
Feferi: Octopus
John: Agent from Men in Black
Dave: Cowboy
Jade: Wicked witch of the west
Rose: Wizard
Jane: Detective
Jake: Indiana Jones
Roxy: Robin Hood
Dirk: Ninja