Ultra Xbox Showdown

by Hewhoimagines

First he played with the God of War. Then he played with an Italian plumber. Now he's playing with...a drunk squirrel? The Gamer has gathered some of the most obscure and interesting heroes for a tournament to win it all. But what is his hidden agenda? Does he even have one?

6. Chapter 6

Voodoo Vince was understandably annoyed. He was obviously outnumbered and outsized. Luckily, he had several skulls and beads on hand, allowing his voodoo powers to go full force. But the Piñatas went for a spread-out attack, so Vince was only able to hit them one at a time. He got one with an anvil, another with a chainsaw, and so on and so forth. He used his last skull to have the angry god step on one last piñata, thinking that he won. But he neglected to notice the Horstachio right behind him. Until the hoof was pinning him down. "Voodoo Vince is unable to continue! The Piñatas are the winner! Those that aren't smashed up! We'll get them patched up as we begin the next match. Blinx vs Jason Flemming!"

"Begin - huh?" The Gamer looked down to see Jason already on the floor knocked out, and Blinx was cleaning off his TS-1000. "Well, that's a time manipulator for ya. Jason Flemming is unable to continue. Blinx is the winner! Next up, Kameo vs Dust!"

The next match started off strong. Fidget flew ahead, launching fireballs and thunderbolts. But Kameo quickly turned into her Rubble form, the stone properties generally unaffected by the burning and shocking. Then she quickly turned into 40 Below to freeze Fidget in his tracks. Changing back to normal, Kameo jumped back to dodge a swing from Dust's sword. After some more dodging that gave her some room, she turned into Deep Blue and spread some oil around the field. After a quick flame provided by Ash, Dust was unable to move past the fire. "Dust is unable to battle! Kameo is the winner! Next up, the Fable Hero vs Capell!"

This was quite possibly the first match to have some pre-match strategy. Capell noticed that immobilizing the enemy counted as a win, so he brought out his flute to bring his opponent to sleep. But as soon as he brought out his flute, it was knocked out of his hand by the Hero's crossbow. Another arrow pinned it to the ground, leaving Capell to use melee attacks to take away the range advantage. But the attacks were quickly parried away by the Hero's sword, and a strike from the mace finished the match. "Capell is unable to battle. The Fable Hero is the winner! And that concludes the first round! After some repairs, we'll begin the second round with Master Chief and Baldur!"