Gods to Teenagers Chapter 2, a percy jackson and the olympians fanfic

Disclaimer:

Me: *Walks onto stage for book reading/signing wearing a mask that looks like Rick Riordan's face and a suit* Hey you guys, I'm Rick Riordan!

Audience: BOOOOO! *audience shouts insults and throws tomatoes some saying 'you're not Rick!' 'Bring Rick Riordan on stage' 'I didn't pay for some lousy faker, I came here to get my book signed!' 'Where is the Real Rick Riordan!'*

Me: I assure you, I am the real Rick Riordan! Only the real me would do this! *takes out House of Hades book and and dances around stage while singing the troll song* Trollollollololl! You can't read this until October! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rick Riordan: *walks on stage*

Audience: *Cheers for real Rick*

Me: HE IS NOT RICK RIORDAN, HE IS AN IMPOSTOR!

Rick Riordan: *Whispers to me "Please, just stop"* I'm sorry for the inconvenience, I was tied up in a chair. For the disturbance, I will give you all House of Hades books except for the impostor, and have her arrested!

Audience: *Cheers*

Me: What! But I can't go to jail, please, don't send me there! I have to provide things to read for my hungry fanfiction viewers!

Rick Riordan: *Thinks about it* You know what, I have read your stories on fan-

Me: Wait, you stalk your fans?

Rick Riordan: *Continues sentence without answering question* fiction, and you never put disclaimers on, but your stories are amazing! So, if you put a disclaimer on your stories, then I will not press charges for you holding me against my will and for going against copyright on characters, and I will also give you an early copy of the book.

Me: *Looks at Rick Riordan in shock, tears start to well up in eyes* Really!

Rick Riordan: Yes.

Me: *Fangurls crazily on stage* THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Rick Riordan: Okay, now say it

Me: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THE PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS SERIES, NOR THE HEROES OF OLYMPUS SERIES, ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICK RIORDAN!

I know, that disclaimer was way too long, 337 words for crying out loud! and it didn't make any sense. Oh, and to Rick Riordan if he really does stalk his fans on the internet, I know you work hard on the story, so you are not a troll or whatever, and you can take a year to write the book if you need to as long as it's epic, and I'm sure with all the other books you wrote, THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!

Athena POV

I was the first to wake up. I was laying on the gold floors ( A.N: I don't know if they are gold, or not, I would just assume because the gods would be really rich and so they would just want to make everything gold, right, that's what they did with their drachmas) of Mt. Olympus. I had a headache. I felt more weak than my normal self. I looked around to see that the other Olympians were laying on the floor too. They looked different than their normal appearances, well everyone but Apollo. No, she couldn't have. I tried to summon a mirror, one didn't appear. NO! I scrambled to Aphrodite, who had a mirror in her hand, like she always does. I slipped it out to look at myself. I had a very young face, about maybe 17 years old with my grey eyes. I looked exactly like my daughter Annabeth, except I had long black hair. Hera didn't lie. I'm going to do something horrible to that Goddess. Then I heard a scream.

"NOOOO! I HAVE A MATURE FIGURE!" I saw Artemis scream. She was looking at herself through the silver of her throne. She looked about the same age as me. She was right about having a womanly figure, she usually had a narrow body, with no hips, but they were curvy now. (A.N: BTW I'm not about to describe what all of them are wearing or what they look like)

Everyone woke up to the shriek of Artemis. They were then starting to go through the process of shock of Hera actually following through on her threat.

"I'M GOING TO MAKE THAT WOMAN PAY!" Ares yelled with rage.

"WHERE IS SHE!" Hades boomed.

"I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH MY BOL- HEY WHERE'S MY BOLT!" Zeus desperately felt himself for his bolt, and tried to summon it, but like I had tried for a mirror, it would not work. All of the other gods and goddesses tried to look around too for their weapons, and tried to summon them, I didn't bother, I knew that she probably took our powers away too.

There was a shimmering pink light and with that, a note that looked like it was written in ancient Greek popped out with peacock feathers falling softly to the ground along with the note. Artemis, being the closest to the note, picked it up and began to read.

Dear fellow family members,

Because of your constant bickering and inability to work as a team, I have turned you into mortals to teach you how to work as a functional family.

With being mortal, you only have up to the ability of mortals: you can't summon things, you can die (some gods perk up to the idea of being able to kill others of whom they don't like), but if you kill anybody, I will personally send you to the pit of our oldest family member (A.N: Chaos) (the gods don't seem to like the idea anymore); if you look at a god's or goddess's true form, you will die; etc etc Though, because of your godly forms, you have demigod factors : you can eat only a tiny bit of nectar and ambrosia; you have powers, but you can only do so much till you pass out or die; monsters can smell you; you have dyslexia and you can only read Greek you have ADHD; you can be harmed by both celestial bronze and mortal metals; etc, etc.

You will be going to Goode high school, where some of your Demigod children attend, and stay there the rest of the year, but if you show me that you can cooperate with each other, and be nice to other people around you, maybe I will let you off early. If, you can't, I will send you for another year.

I will stay on Olympus to look after the minor gods and goddesses who will be taking your posts, and make sure they are not planning anything. All of you, however, will be staying in different mortal apartments in New York, since you are supposed to be mortals. Also, because you are mortals, you are to make up names for yourselves to fit with modern times. You must not reveal your true identities to anyone, I will be doing that to the people that are permitted, and just to let you know, they demigods will not be on that list. By the time I'm back, you must be out of Olympus and you will be in your mortal apartments. DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME.

Hera

"Well, this is just fantastic!" Poseidon commented.

"What are you talking about, this is horrible!" Ares yelled.

"It's sarcasm, dimwit" Hades said.

"I'm going to slit your throat, and you can go join your own kind the hard way!" Ares yelled, starting to get up. We are going to be mortals until we go to Hades.

"Hey, listen!" I yelled, Ares turned, "we can't fight like this, this is the very reason we were turned into mortals! In order to be turned back into gods, we must learn the lesson that Hera wanted us to learn, cooperating," I said.

"So we should probably just be quiet, pack some bags, and get to the living quarters" Zeus summed up. It sort of startled me. Zeus was being a bit quiet, which isn't really like him. He usually does things that would make the king of drama. I need to look into that.

"Then, we will have to take public transportation to get to our apartments," I said.

"WHAT! Public transportation! Thats what-" Almost all the gods started to say, but I finished.

"WE WILL BE TAKING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!" I said with a little more emphasis. They didn't push.

Well, this is going to be a long year.

A.N: Well, thats the second chapter. I know, it's short. It's 916 words without all of the authors notes. Thats not good. Do these characters seem a bit ooc, I think they might. ima post this anyway. I don't know if it's going to be good, I'm still going to try anyway. Tell me what you think though, give suggestions, just anything! I want this to be a good novel type thing, because I just want to give writing a good try. I hope you enjoyed it. Merry Christmas! Here is some cookies!

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