A.N: Oh my gods, so much feedback! I can't believe it. THANK YOU SO MUCH! You guys make me want to keep writing because honestly, I don't think my story is that great but it makes me happy that you guys like it! I'll keep going.
DISCLAIMER:
Me: I'm totally not just some little girl typing crab-booty stories on her phone while she skips gym by claiming to the gym teacher that she forgot her gym clothes! I'm the real Rick Riordan! I wrote the whole Percy Jackson and the Olympians series and the Heroes of Olympus series! Hahahaha! (Nervous laugh)
Annabeth: You're just as bad at lying as 12 year old Percy. Just say it.
Me: I'm just some little girl typing crab-booty stories on my phone while I skip gym by claiming to the gym teacher that I forgot my gym clothes. So, because I'm that little girl, I DO NOT OWN THE PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS SERIES NOR THE HEROES OF OLYMPUS SERIES! I'm not Rick Riordan. :(
Annabeth: It's okay, I'm sure you don't want to be some old man anyway.
Me: ...true...true
NAMES:
Zeus- Victor Richards Poseidon- Dylan Richards Hades- Adam Richards
Athena- Ramona Owens Ares- Dustin Owens
Artemis- Luna Archer Apollo- Lucas Archer
Hermes- Mitchell Runner
Hephaestus- Edan Bryant
Aphrodite- Amy Erving
Demeter- April Flores
Third Person POV
When Poseidon woke up, everything was hurting. His head, his insides, and just everything was messed sat up in his bed. His clothes had burn holes and were scorched. Sunlight shone through the window in rays to light up his plain, white walled room.
He tried to remember what had happened, but all he could remember was Zeus standing in front of him then BAM! What were they even arguing about? Was it Mother? Was it natural disasters? Was it cookies? Cookies taste wonderful. Wait, what was he trying to think about before? His head started hurting again. I have to go get some water.
Poseidon tried to get out of his bed. Keyword 'tried'. He collapsed and the ground greeted his face.
"Seaweed!" he cursed.
Poseidon brought his arms up to and held onto the bed to try to support himself only to have a whole bunch of blankets fall on his face. So then he just laid there and sighed for a bit…
"What are you doing?" a voice interrupted him in mid-sigh. Poseidon turned around to see the one and only Athena, leaning in on his doorway.
"Well what are you doing here? You don't live here." Poseidon retorted.
"This has become the main meeting place for everyone. Now, what are you doing," Athena replied.
"I'm getting some water," Athena raised an eyebrow.
"You know there's a jug of water right on the nightstand, fish-brain,"
"...oh,"
Athena walked over to the nightstand, grabbed the water, and poured it on Poseidon. Poseidon could feel himself becoming more invigorated as the cool water splashed on him. He didn't feel that great, but he felt a bit better.
"There you go, Fish. Now get up."
Poseidon rose from the floor, "You know that's no way to talk to your uncle, young lady," he remarked. Athena rolled her eyes. Poseidon made a step then stumbled. Athena caught him before the ground could have a reunion with Poseidon's face.
"Whoa there. Here, I'll help since you're pretty much a worthless piece of garbage," she supported Poseidon by hefting him up by his waist. Poseidon put his arm over her shoulders. They walked through the hallway.
"We look like a couple right now," He said playfully.
"You're lucky you're under recovery; I would've dropped right here,"
They walked into the living room to find all of the gods lounging. Aphrodite looked over and saw Poseidon and Athena in awkward support pose and squealed, shaking her hands excitedly. Athena immediately pushed Poseidon onto a couch.
"NO! NA-UH! NOPE!"
"Geez, be a little more careful next time,"
"Sorry about that," She said not sorry at all.
Hermes walked over from the kitchen with a slice of pizza and a jug of water in hand. "You shoulda seen the way she was all over you! She was all yelling at Zeus saying 'you might've killed him!' She was so-"
"I was not all over him," she stated simply, "I was just worried that since he was a weak mortal that ate voltage, he would die. That would ruin the whole course of nature. So, of course I would be worried because despite being a kelp-head, he needs to be alive for western civilization to continue."
"Bah, I love you too, Niece!" Poseidon said. "You make my heart warm with love."
"Here's some water," Hermes handed Poseidon the jug.
"Thanks" he said, chugging it into his mouth, feeling better and better. All the gods just stared.
"How is he even doing that?" Apollo whispered to Hermes, scrunching his eyes, "It's a whole gallon!"
Hermes shrugged. "Athena, how is he doing that?" He asked. All of the gods knew that if they didn't know they could ask Athena.
"Figure it out yourself,"
"What! Aw c'mon, you can't be mad about what I said!"
"No, I just think you just need to stop acting stupid and start using your brain!"
Hermes just pouted and glared at Athena.
Poseidon still chugged until the whole gallon was gone. He noticed everyone was staring at him strangely.
"What?"
The gods went out of their shock, "Oh, nothing," one of them said. They all just shook their heads.
"...Okaaayyy… so, um, why are you all even in here in the first place?"
"We thought that if we stayed in the same room together for a bit without arguing that Hera would turn us back again," Hephaestus answered.
"I don't think that's how it works,"
"That's what I said, too!" Aphrodite claimed, "but I guess no one really takes what I say into account!"
"What's the plan today?" Poseidon asked as he lounged on the couch. (Totally ignoring Aphrodite)
"There isn't really a plan. We didn't know when you would wake up,"
"Wait… How long have I been out?"
"About 2 days"
"WHAT!"
"That's what happens when you get struck with my voltage!" Poseidon glared at Zeus.
"I miss the guilty Zeus," Hades said wistfully.
"Yeah, you're so cocky. Just get over yourself," Demeter commented.
"You're all just jealous of my awesome power!"
"Shut up!" Artemis yelled, "We don't need any of this right now,"
"No, but seriously, guys. What're we doing today?"
"I KNOW! I KNOW!" Aphrodite screamed.
"Please, no"
"We can see some PERCABETH!"
The gods soon ended up in front of the Jacksons' residency. The gods, excluding Aphrodite, didn't even know why they were there or why they followed Aphrodite in the first place.
"So, this 'Percabeth' is Jackson's apartment?" Artemis asked.
"No! It's Percy and Annabeth's ship name, you silly,"
"You mean ship as in relationship?" Athena asked.
"Well, duh,"
"Are sure we should knock? You know, because of the incident," Artemis asked.
Aphrodite knocked anyway. "Of course! We were going to have to deal with this situation one way or another, right?"
"...true,"
From the other side of the door, the gods could hear voices yelling. One of them sounding like a male teenager's, asking who was getting the door. Another one, sounding more like a woman's voice, saying that she would open the door.
The gods could hear mumbling very clearly from the other side of the door.
"Stupid door knob" they could hear as it jiggled...Maybe they should be more quiet when they are in their apartment. Who knows how freaked out the neighbors must be.
The opened to reveal Sally Jackson.
"Hi, is there an…" Her face went slack and her voice left her as she looked at all of them.
"Hey Sal!"
A.N: I SWEAR THE POTHENA IN THIS CHAPTER WAS TOTALLY UNINTENTIONAL! It just… happened… but I'm sorry about this chapter. It was really just unnecessary and a filler with only dialogue in it. I guess it's because I'm writing in third person so then I don't know how to include everyones thoughts so I include none. I think first person would be a bit easier and wouldn't be just dialogue. Also, to tell you the truth, when I was going to post this, it was like 900 words so then I added a whole bunch of unnecessary stuff, the biggest one being the thing about the water chugging, to make the chapter to seem longer… oh god, I feel like the story is getting worse as it goes on. I'm sorry about the ending too, but I want to research more about the characters, especially the main ones, so I don't mess anything up. I already messed up some things. Oh well, At least I put something. btw the real word count is 9811 words.
