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Jade's head was spinning. Did Trina and Scotty really get it on last night. 'Have sex, get it on, screw, fuck, make love, do it, fool around, How many terms are there for this shit?' she thought, trying to stay calm as Tori finished eating her breakfast. 'And how the fuck do you have sex?' She realized she was distracting herself, but didn't care.

Jade's mother seemed to be too calm about Tori spending the night. If anything, the woman was more concerned with Tori's choice of language. "I'm just saying, a young lady should show more decorum when she speaks." Pearl was saying.

"I know." Tori replied. "It's just, this is a big deal. Trina is so serious about this guy. I don't know, somehow it took me off guard, them sleeping together."

"See, you managed to say what you wanted without using vulgar language." Pearl said. "I can understand you being a bit taken aback, but always remember you are a proper lady. It's something I wish Jade would learn."

"I can't believe your caught up on what she said?" Jade's statement cut through the conversation.

"Because, after last night, I'm taking you as a potential role model very seriously. Why cant you be like the stars of the silver screen?" Jade's mother asked. "They had to take lessons in decorum, and always showed the best manors when in front of the press. Yes, it was total bull shit, but they knew they were role models, and acted accordingly."

"Hypocrite much?" Jade asked, glaring at her mother.

"Well, I'm not a role model." The older woman said. "Now Tori, please try to watch your language. Jade's brother sleeps over here occasionally."

"Right, impressionable young minds." The Latina said. "Look, I'd love to talk to you about everything you brought up, but we need to go talk to Trina, and maybe have Jade here kill her boyfriend."

"Kill?" Jade asked. She may have given the boy a warning, but she also trusted her student to take care of herself. If Trina was walking, then Scotty either had permission, or wasn't.

"You know, if he hurt her or pressured her or something." Tori explained to her girlfriend.

"I don't know." Pearl said. "He seemed like such a nice, respectable man at dinner last night. Then again, Jade's father always came across as a respectable man, so maybe you should be ready for a light maiming. You know, just in case."

"MOM!" Jade exclaimed.

"I thought you liked your ex." Tori said.

"I still love him." Jade's mother said. "I just can't live with the man. Let Katelyn have him. Besides, he's just cold. He'd never cheat on anyone. Did you know I had to pressure him into dating Katelyn?"

"We really need to go." Tori said. "Jade, come."

"If only it was that easy." Jade mumbled under her breath. But the goth rushed out to the car, and waited for Tori to get in. "Seat belt." She said, not starting the car until her girlfriend was buckled in.

The drive to the Vega house was quiet. Jade was wondering what the families reaction would be. They were usually more protective of Tori, the girl they were trying to sever her to on a silver platter. How would they react to Trina spending the night with her boyfriend, whom they liked.

As they arrived, Jade had to ask. "Tori, I know it's a big deal for you, but whats up with Trina and Scotty that's so..." Once again, Jade didn't know the word she was looking for.

"Trina's a virgin." Tori said, voice flat. "Or was. Funny, you'd think, given her build, that she'd have lost it a long time ago, but she just doesn't put out."

"Nothing wrong with that." Jade said, her mind still reeling from the new informastion.. "It's just, wow, I had no idea."

"Given my dating history..." Tori started, her eyes starting to water.

"Baby, please, you know that doesn't matter to me." Jade said, taking Tori's hand. "It's just, we were waiting until it felt right, then so much came up, and I was so tired."

Tori went from sad to almost laughing in a second. "I was worried that you were judging me." she breathed out, trying not to let her relief escape in the form of an attack of the giggles. Things were about to get real, and her helplessly laughing wasn't going to make it better. Tori put her finger on jade's lip to prevent the goth from saying anything. "We'd better go in, see whats happening."

Jade gave a playful bite at Tori's finger as it was pulled away from her face. But that was enough to get her out of the car. Together they walked towards the house, Jade carrying her bag with her uniform so they could go quickly. "You know, if he was any good, you may need to drive." Tori said.

"I did not need that image." Jade replied.

Inside, things were a bit calmer. Trina had gotten Scotty up and tried to sneak out the front door. Dressed, he moved with a practiced stealth, walking down the stairs once Trina confirmed that both her parents were in their room. "Quietly. Lets save this lecture for another day." She said to him.

He'd moved while she was still checking her parents door. He knew that if he waited for her to accompany him, the odds of getting caught went up. Better to have her watching the hallway, then she can run interference while he makes his escape. Of course, he'd never dealt with a family like the Vega's before.

"Morning." A tall middle aged man said. Half hidden from the stairs by the counter he was sitting behind, the man seemed to materialize out of nowhere as he spoke. Scotty felt his heart skip a beat.

"I was just..." The young man said. This guy seemed familiar, and Scotty knew he'd met the man before. But he just couldn't place where.

"Staying for breakfast?" The man asked. "I'm Gary, Davids partner. I was expecting Jade."

"We've met, I think. And I think she's on her way." He said. "Tori spent the night over there."

Gary gave a heavy sigh. "No one tells the godfather anything." He motioned for the young policeman wanna be to sit down. "Of course, I'm Trina's godfather, but still."

"Why weren't you at the play last night?" Scotty asked, looking for something other then what he was doing there to talk about.

"My niece had her recital that night." Gary said. "Two hours of children showing what six weeks of studying an instrument sounds like, you could imagine the things I was thinking of saying to Jade. Or better yet, you can hear them." Gary had, by this point, walked over to the foot of the stairs, where in a loud voice announced "David, coffee's ready."

Scotty watched the police officer move around the room, somehow never taking his eyes of the boy while seemingly checking out multiple objects. "So, you and Trina, huh? Lets just see what she has to say about this."

Trina was up in the hallway, trying to figure out where Scotty had gone while she checked her parents door to make sure they were both there. After several seconds, she realized the experienced boy must have booked while she was checking. Not sure what to think, she moved to her room and started gathering what she'd need for the day. 'Call Scotty and see if he wants to get together later.' She reminded herself. Deep inside she worried that she was now just another conquest for the boy she'd come to love.

"David, Coffee's ready." echoed up the stairs, and her heart stopped. Gary was here. Trina had to quickly finish changing and rush out the door to try and prevent... 'What the hell is going on here?' She wondered.

Trina raced down stairs to find Gary sitting at the kitchen table with Scotty, a fresh pot of coffee near them. "Young lady, I think you should take a shower and get dressed. Don't you have someplace to be?" The police officer asked.

"Scotty was just..." Trina had to admit, in a crunch, she wasn't good at coming up with explanations.

"I think we all know what he was doing here." Gary said. "It's why I want you to take a shower. Hurry, I hear Tori will be here soon." Somehow he'd kept a straight face the whole time.

Trina almost ran into her parents as she rushed back up the stairs. They seemed way too calm as they descended, her mother sparing her a warm look before passing by. "Trina, darling, hurry up. Gary brought breakfast."

With a heavy heart, Trina abandoned her boyfriend to the Spanish inquisition and headed up to take her shower.

"So, Scotty, you and Trina?' David said. "I'm guessing it's serious. We normally look after Tori, but there are some areas where we're particularly protective of our eldest."

"I'm the good cop." Holly said. "Just for future reference. I'm the one who doesn't threaten to rip things off."

"I don't think you're supposed to tell me that." Scotty said.

"You know, Trina's had a hard time trusting people, tended to get hurt." Gary said.

"Gary and David used to take turns, with Tori's various boyfriends, but they both wanted to hurt most of those guys." Holly added.

"It was Trina's idea." Scotty blurted out, not sure he liked where this was going.

"Oh man, we didn't get half way through the routine." David said, trying not to laugh. "He gave her up in what, six seconds?"

"More like thirty." Gary said. "You think this Jade chick will last longer?"

"I think Jade is scarier then most of us." David replied. "I was just doing this for her. She kinda likes it when we're protective of Tori."

"That is scary." The other cop said.

"So, this was an act?" Scotty asked.

"Yea, you went through everything a while ago. We just needed to make sure Trina wasn't pressured into this." David said.

"We haven't heard from Trina yet." Holly said.

"I thought you were the good cop?" Scotty asked.

"I'm not good at it." The Vega matriarch said, smiling.

A short while later, Tori and Jade walked into the house to find Trina and Scotty having breakfast with Tori's parents. Gary was also there, laughing and telling stories. "And you were worried." Jade said.

"Scotty, you had better hope that the condom held, cause I have Jade set to maim." Tori screamed across the room. The boy suddenly, for the briefest of moments, looked seriously worried.

"See, scarey." David said, smirking.

"Condoms." Trina corrected her sister. "And thank you for your generous contribution to my happiness."

"Jade, David here said you wanted us to give you the third degree." Gary said, waving her over.

"Condoms?" Tori asked. "Contribution?" The younger sister seemed to take a few seconds to process what she was being told.

"Can I take a rain check." Jade said. "Have a class to teach."

"How many of my condoms did you use?" Tori asked, clearly wazzed off.

"That's okay." David said. "I don't think Gary or I were that into it. Not with how you've been with my little girl."

"Maybe three." Trina replied. "Boy could go." Then turning to her mother. "That's a lot, right."

"Three?" Tori roared. "I only had four left."

"Yep." Holly said to Trina. "Boys a keeper."

"Why do you need condoms?' Jade asked her girlfriend.

"They were souvenirs." Tori spat at her. "Sides, I still don't know if you have a dick or not."

"Keep worrying about what your ex's left here, and you may not find out." Jade warned her.

Tori sat down, still fuming, but trying to calm herself.

"Turns out, condoms kept in wallets can rip." Scotty told Jade.

"Not the time." Jade replied, trying to warn the boy.

"Tori, Jade, have some breakfast." Holly said.

"Ate at Jade's house." Tori replied.

"I thought Jade was too tired." Scotty said.

"Dude, you were this close to walking out of here under your own power." Jade growled.

"With that, I have to get to class." Trina said. "Jade, don't worry, I'll drive. You just save that murderous frenzy for later. Tori deserves as much attention as I got last night." Trina was smirking as she pulled the fuming black belt out of the house.

"So," Tori said to Scotty, "You going to replace those condoms you used?"

"Can I have some coco?" He asked while thinking 'Might as well die happy.'

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I have no idea where this is going week to week. But this was the aftermath of Trina's first time. Next week, who knows what will happen.