And the third chapter.
Set before Serket "rescued" Nitram from his island.
Starring: Serket (shippingPirate) and Zahhak (mechanicalArcher)
It was quiet. Too quiet. Zahhak was deep in a manual about how to build a mechanical horse that neighed and was about three inches tall, though, so he didn't notice. He hoped on his husktop, and didn't notice that he instantly tagged him as online. Someone else did though.
shippingPirate began trolling mechanicalArcher
SP: H88888888y
SP: ;;;;)
MA: D: Oh heavens
MA: D: What
Ma: D: What could you possiDly want?
MA: D: You are literally in the miDDle of the sea
MA: D: There is nothing I can help you with
MA: D: Leave me alone.
SP: Ar8 you don8?
MA: D: No. Leave me alone.
SP: Whyyyyyyyy?
MA: D: Decause you are annoying and I Don't want to talk to you right now.
SP: Ar8 you building on8 of your cr8888888888888888py robots agaaaaaaaain?
MA: D: You will stop using such an unnecessary amount of letters.
SP: But it's my quuuuuuuuirk! D::::
MA: D: Find a new quirk
SP: ::::[
MA: D: Stop.
SP: Noooooooo.
MA: D: STOP.
SP: Noooooooopeeeeeeee. ::::D
MA: D: I will Dlock you.
SP: Oh fiiiiiiiin8
SP: *fine
MA: D: Yes, much Detter.
SP: Now, I need you to help me with something.
MA: D: I'm Dusy.
SP: With whaaaaaaaat
SP: *What
MA: D: With DuilDing a gift for someone.
SP: ::::D Whoooooooo's th8 LUCKY troll?
MA: D: …
SP: Who's the LUCKY troll?
MA: D: I'm not sure I shoulD tell you.
SP: Whyyyyyyyy noooooooot?
MA: D: Are you even trying?
SP: ::::[
MA: D: I will tell you, Dut you must not tell anyone, unDer any circumstance.
SP: Even if Makara and Pyrope get ahold of me and force me to eat faygo and soper slime.
SP: They shall not wrest your secrets from me if they torture me for a million sweeps.
MA: D: I unDerstanD.
SP: They could kill spiders in front of me, and I still won't tell them.
SP: 8v8n if th8y burn my boaaaaaaaat, I stiiiiiiiil won't spill the figurativ8 b8ans.
MA: D: I get it.
SP: 8V8N IF TH8Y BURN MY HID8OUT DOWN
SP: I STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL WOOOOOOOONT T8LL TH88888888M
SP: TH8Y COULD RIP THE STAAAAAAAARS DOWN AND STEAL MY TR8ASUR8
SP: TH8Y COULD FORC8 M8 TO LIST8N TO VANTAS TALK FOR HOURS
SP: TH8Y COULD TI8 M8 UP AND DROWN M8
SP: I STIIIIIIIIL WON'T T88888888LL TH88888888M
MA: D: You need friends.
mechanicalArcher blocked shippingPirates