ALLLLLRIGHT BABY, I'M BACK! Yes it took awhile, but I have returned! This chapter is a test chapter, involving not our favorite Bookworm and Iron Dragon, but a man with an Ice Cold Heart and the Princess of the Water. Please tell me if you want more of this or if this story should be strictly GaLe with only hints of Gruvia. Thanks!

"Gajeel! Get your lazy ass over here!"

Juvia had already known what was going to happen. She knew that Gay-or was it Gray? She couldn't remember- would be her partner and that the other Bluenette would be Gajeel's. Juvia smirked at the idea of Gajeel and Levy getting together- Mirajane would have to get them together.

Yes! I got paired with Juvia! Gray thought Now all I have to do is get her to like me!

"Come on Gay, Juvia wants to go on a mission!" the water mage said.

"Its Gray, no-"

"Juvia does not care. You are in our guild until your punishment is up. You are not a member of Fairy Tail so Juvia does not care."

Jeez. And people say I'm cold! thought Gray.

….

Juvia had taken Gray-who she kept calling Gay- on the train to go to her next mission, in which she was hired to take out a dark guild.

Hopefully Ice Princess over here can actually fight these people Juvia thought as she remembered her last battle with him, in which he never even attacked. He surrendered faster than his French friend did.

"Why are you staring at me?" Gray said, breaking the ice.

Juvia sat up, turning a color that would make Erza's hair blush.

"Juvia was not staring at you…Juvia was just lost in thought…" she mumbled, very embaressed.

"Its fine, I understand. I stare at girls all the time and I do the same thing to hide i-"

"JUVIA KICK!" and then Gray was out cold.

"Perv…" She muttered to herself, going to sleep herself.

(Meanwhile, on the other side of Fiore)

"F*cking monsters! Jet, hurry up and attack it before it flies off! Droy, what the living, breathing, actual F*CK are you doing! Get off your ass and fight for [insert Fairy Tail Deity here]'s sake!"

Levy rolled her eyes as her "guardian" ordered around his team, trying to take down this flying serpent.

"Hey Shrimp! You gonna sit there like a deer in headlights or are you going to do some [iFTDh]damned work?!"

Sighing, Levy stood up and ran forward, yelling out spells left and right.

(Now, back to your regularly scheduled Gruvia)

When Juvia awoke, she found Gray not sleeping in his seat like she had left him, but sleeping next to her, his head on her lap, wearing next to nothing.

Needless to say a gallon of cold water-supplied straight from Juvia's hand- woke up the sleeping pervert.

"Hey! What the Hell! I was slee- oh hiiiiiiii Juvia! What are you doing on my side of the room?" asked Gray as innocently as possible. Poor him, not innocent enough.

Gray screamed as he was picked up by his remaining piece of clothing and thrown out the window, followed by his clothes.

"F*cking Pervert…" sighed Juvia. Why had Master put her into this?

Sorry guys for the lack o' updates! The past few days have been crazy. I had to clean my room, get back home from Toledo, and much more. I will try to update as much as possible, but keep in mind my schedule can be…erratic… so please forgive me!