Heyo! Yep Im updating a day before...SCHOOL! DUN DUN DUUUUHHH! Anyhow, beside my impending doom-aka freshman year of high school- I've come up with an idea for a GaLe one shot involving my favorite mythical gods. Take your guesses on which mythos they are from and which character will be which god. Review and also thank you to all those people who, though they follow/ fav the story write no reviews. Also, incoming Gruvia!

Gajeel groaned as he rolled out of bed that morning, his joints still sore from the mission he and the rest of Team Metal Gear had completed. He walked to the kitchen, smelling wonderful scents of eggs, bacon, pancakes with... BITS OF METAL? The Iron Dragon walked into the kitchen, mouth watering.

"Mornin' Metal head. happy valentines day!"

Gajeel blinked awake. Valentines day? OH SHI-

"Just kidding! Thats not for another 5 or so months. But at least you are awake!"

Gajeel glared at his blue headed girl friend. Ever since they started living under the same roof, Levy had come up with more and more creative- and slightly torturous- ways of waking him up. Muttering under his breathe, the Dragon sat and started eating his breakfast, talking with his girl about things ranging from the next mission to the performing guild known as Oracion Seis, Friends of Erza and Jellal Mystogan. The group had met the couple at The Tower of Heaven, where Mr and Mrs. Mystogan had been honeymooning. After the two were ready, they set off to the guild hall. On the way, they noticed a strange rock. The pair picked it up, looking over the strange blue stone. The two figured it was a robins egg and put it back, once again heading towards the guild.

Gajeel turned and kissed his blue haired girl before walking with her into the guild, hand in hand. The guild stared at them, some with mouths open and others crying. The two that were rage crying were some weirdo with a fluffy hat and some idiot with a bad haircut. The duo of idiots ran up to Levy, crying, asking why they hadn't been enough, why she hadn't told them, and why she was dating the man who pinned her to a tree.

Gajeel and Levy looked at eachother in confusion. It only got more confusing when a voice behind them yelled out

"Oi! Who the hell are you and what the F*ck are you doing with Shrimp?

...

Meanwhile, Droy was worried. He paced back and forth, wondering where the head of Team Metal Gear and his girl were. Jet wasn't worrying. He had said to leave the lovebirds alone, but Droy suspected something fishy. After all, the last time someone hadn't shown up at the guild without calling, and the guild had brushed it off as a sick day, a fairy went missing for a week before Laki was found dead. Droy finally decided to make sure nothing had happened. He rushed off towards his leaders home. On the way back, after finding it empty, he saw a strange blue stone. He picked it up, saw it as nothing more as some stupid rock, and ran off with nothing more than a backwords glance. He rushed into the guild hall, screaming,

"Guys! Gajeel and Le- what the F*ck?"

Before the plant mage stood two Gajeels, one with the dragon ring Levy had given him for his birthday and the other without, and two Levys, one wearing a necklace made by Gajeel and the other without. Sure, the two doubles wore different clothes, and Levy's black shoulder guild mark was not to be seen on the dopleganger, but other than that, they were identical. The pairs stared at each other, looking over their opposite. Droy had just one thing to say.

"What the Living F*ck?"