"I still can't believe you kept that straw.." purred Yasutomo. Yuusuke laughed.
"Wanna hear something worse, sho?" he squeezed Yasutomo's hands. "I kept the first one, too. The tiny one. I washed them and I put them in a box, sho."
"Oh my god…" Yasutomo squeezed back, chortling in raw abandon as Yuusuke's grin stretched obscenely wide.
"Gross couple.." muttered Tadokoro. Aoyagi and Teshima exchanged knowing glances.
"Makishima-san's so cool..!" sighed Onoda, obviously impressed. Sugimoto nodded along.
"Hellooo, are we really ignoring that bit where Arakita-san puked his guts out?" piped up Naruko.
"Yes," Yasutomo bared his teeth, "we are."
"No, seriously, what was that?!"
"Stomach bug? The heat? That energy gel? I don't know!" shrugged Yasutomo. "I swallowed that stuff and it hit me that it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever put in my mouth, and the rest just, naturally followed from there! Is this even important?!"
"Well, it kinda cost you the training camp, didn't it?"
"So that's the reason Arakita-san doesn't remember half of your training camp! Because he spent the second half in bed..!" gasped Sugimoto. Yasutomo gave him finger guns.
"Well, not quite," smiled Yuusuke. "He did get out one more time, sho."
"Arakita-san got out one more time..?" mumbled Onoda, eyes large.
"Ka-ka-ka! Of course he did, he had to take a dump sometime, didn't he?"
"What's with you and bowel movements, sho?!" snapped Yuusuke. "And hadn't you been paying attention? I already told part of that story once, sho!"
"Already told us once..?" mumbled Sugimoto.
"Remember when I told you how he had saved Kinjou from injuring himself?" smirked Yuusuke. Kinjou turned his head. "Yasutomo did that on the fourth day, while he was still sick."
"Ahh, I remember that story from last year," chimed in Teshima as Aoyagi nodded, smiling.
"Oh? Have Teshima-san and Aoyagi-san already heard this story?"
Teshima hummed, amused.
"Yes, but not the full thing, apparently. Looking back, we probably should have asked everyone about their previous training camps, but we were, ah, a little shy back then."
"You mean terrified of the Big Bad second-years," teased Tadokoro. Aoyagi looked away, guilty as charged. Teshima patted his shoulder.
"Aww, come on, we weren't that scary!" groused Yasutomo. Aoyagi stared at him, expression unreadable. Yasutomo choked. "Aoyagi-chan?! Don't look at me like that!"
"Anyway, it's a great story. I'd love to hear it again," grinned Teshima. Kinjou groaned.