AN: Who's ready to play some VIDEO GAMES? Before we begin, let me give u the keys towards. This oneshot. ~ Okay. Elsa. And Anna are not included. It seems right not to add them. Okay ~ SnowKing21 ~ Jack. ArcheryWarriorNight ~ Merida. LostPrincessOfCorruption ~ Rapunzel. SexyBadassDragonKing ~ Hiccup. & AuthorOfBadassFantasy ~ Me. U'r gonna learn my real name in this. Please don't freak out that the language rating is M. Some of this is based of off a video on YT I like to watch. I'll give the title later. Right now. It's game time! ~

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The head sets were on and they were the only ones in their rooms. In their respective houses. This is how good boys and girls have a little fun breaking the rules while their parents are out of he house for God knows how long. ... Let the gaming ... COMMENCE! ~

Jack - Hey guys!
Merida ~ Frost.
Jack - Come on Meri. Perk up!
Merida ~ When we get t' the ass kickin' Frost. THEN I'll 'Perk up'.
Rapunzel ~ Jack!
Jack - Hey Punzie.

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Me: Go~od Morning Ladies!
Rapunzel ~ Hey Overland Haddock!
Jack - Hey O.H!
Merida ~ 'Bout time Lass.
Me: Nice to see you to Meri. Wait. 1, 2, 3,- Where's Hiccup?
Hiccup - *In a battle and calls* I could use some help over here!

Merida ~ Finally, Some action!

Hiccup - Thanks guys. That giant was being a total dick hole.
Jack - Whoa Hic. No need to get sassy.
Hiccup - Shut up Jack.
Jack - *smirks* You know you want me.
Merida ~ Stop flirtin' wit each other!
Me: All of you! STFU!

Merida, Jack & Hiccup: *Silent*

Jack - Rapunzel!
Merida ~ Where did she go?
Me: Beats me.
Merida ~ Oh God. Rapunzel!
Rapunzel ~ Shut up! You guys wanna wake it up?!
Me: Wake up what?
Rapunzel ~ The ogre over there!

*5 mins. later*

Merida ~ Is it time yet?
Me: No.
Jack - You're to impatient Princess.
Merida ~ Stop callin' me that you basterd.
Hiccup - Merida! Grow up!
Merida ~ *mutters* I will. When he does.

Hiccup - Jack! Back me up here!
Jack - Okay. Keep your limbs together dragon boy.
Hiccup - Shit!
Jack - What?
Hiccup - Jack, get down!
Jack - *turns and shoots a glob of guk growing on the floor* Surprise Mother-Fucker!

The glob continues to grow.

Jack - Hic. Help me out here!
Me: What the fuck are you ladies doing?!
Jack - It would really be appreciated, Ms. Overland Haddock. If you would help us kill this dick sucker!
Me: *Sighs; Shoots the growing glob and watches it splatter everywhere* Better?
Hiccup - Yes.
Me: Good. Now come on! Rapunzel and Merida sent me to get you slowpokes.
Hiccup - We're coming!

Me: Alright. ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!
Rapunzel ~ What?
Merida ~ I wasn' payin' attention.
Hiccup - *sighs* Emma. Why don't you start over?
Me: *clears throat* Welcome fine ladies, to your first session of the coolestest game in our world,'Fantasy Bitches and Badasses!' As today's Bitch. I will tell today's tale of fantasy and -
Merida ~ Wait. Why are we playin' this kid game?
Me: Well. Maybe because. SHUT THE FUCK UP MERI!
Hiccup - Emma! She's right though, shut up.

Me: *shakes dice* Roll for initiative, Mother Fuckers!

Me: You arrive at the docks of Corona Salvage. This place used to be very nice. Until the sexy witch messed everything up. It's a beautiful summer day in Corona Salvage. A far cry-
Hiccup - Wait. Didn't you say that the witch messed things up? Why would things be beautiful?
Me: Uh. Whoops. What I meant to say was. It's eternal Winter and night. There's frozen debris everywhere. And the whole place smells like smoke and dead corpses.

Jack - *in the game* Kinda smells like smoke and dead corpses.

Me: You arrive at the Witch's castle when suddenly - - The witch's snowman appears. SURPRISE ATTACK! You try to attack. The snowman but your attacks do nothing. The snowman attacks and - CRITICAL HIT!
Hiccup - Emma. You can't start your platform with a boss fight. Players can't win.
Me: Hmm. Your right. Okay, everybody back up!
Jack - *In the game* Like I was gonna die!
Me: You enter the town of Corona Salvage. In the distance, you see the towns scouting blimps. Always on the alert for bado's and stuff. Hold on. I gotta take this. Dis' Emma.

Mr. Thorn: It's Mr. Thorn. Emma! Put me in the game!
Me: Okay! The gate keeper is now Mr. Thorn.
Mr. Thorn: Yeah! New mission. I want you to blow up. The transfer bridge!
Rapunzel ~ What?! Are you insane?!
Mr. Thorn: May~be.
Hiccup: Ugh! Emma, can you get him out of our way?!

Me: Very well, your Highness.
Hiccup: Don't.
Me: *Chuckles* Okay Mr. Thorn, I banish you, to the stocks!
Mr. Thorn: The stocks?! AWESOME!

Merida ~ So. Who are we findin' anyway?
Rapunzel ~ I was just about to ask the same question.
Me: He's the most handsome king in all of history.

Jack - Aw, thank you. Your to-

Me: Not you dumbass!

Hiccup - *Laughs*
Me: Same goes for you Hic.

Hiccup - Hey!

Jack - *Laughs*
Me: As I was saying. He's the only one who can bring peace from the cruelty of the witch. Who else is to bring the light back to our world. Who else, but the most handsome, most agile king ever. Toothless!

Rapunzel ~ He's. Wow.
Jack - I admit it. I'm jealous.
Hiccup - Diddo.
Me: W/ Toothless finally free. He can restore light back to Corona Salvage & to it's people.

Me: The End. So what did ya guys think?
Rapunzel ~ That was really good Emma.
Merida ~ I admi' it. Tha' was rather fun.

Jack - Hey, just found out that aliens are invading the brim of the atmosphere. Anyone feel like blowing up a space station?
Me: Fuck yes, I do!
Hiccup - Don't forget us!

The next day, Hiccup, Rapunzel, Jack, and Merida all got onto their respective computers. That was when Hiccup received a text from me saying ~

'Got Caught by Parents.
Can't get on 4 a month,Get me caught up when
I'm allowed 2 go back on.
- Emma'

Hiccup - *Chuckles*
Merida ~ What?
Rapunzel ~ What's so funny?
Jack - Where's Emma?

Hiccup - She got grounded for a month. Got your video cam Punzie?
Rapunzel ~ Yep. Everything we do for the next month is now being recorded.
Hiccup - *Smirks* It's game time, Bitches!

AN: U guys probably never saw this coming. I've been down lately and it's because of certain people at school, whom I shall not name, yet they still pissed me off so. Yep. This is how I get my anger out sometimes. And if anyone of u gets me pissed. *Silent for a few seconds* Be aware. That. Your pen name maybe used as a bad shout out or even used aggressively in a one-shot. U ALL have been warned. ~