Heathcliff's Doujin
by Blinded

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It was a thing of beauty, of lovingly carved heavy woods and polished black surface that reflected the light like a dark pool. Keys, black on white, waiting for hands of a master to strike them and let the heavenly music flow... but alas it was not to be.

*BOOOOOM!"

Julio: YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!

Louise: I WAS trying to kill you you perverted dog! Now stand still and DIE!

Heathcliff smiled to himself as he added the finishing touches of his latest work. Being familiar-of-sorts to a barely adult girl kept in the middle of nowhere, as interesting as observing her antics were, could be mind numbingly boring at times, which had led him to pick up a hobby.

To put it simply the former commander of Knights of Blood was a man fascinated with stories and while he was a fan of epic fantasy of heroes and villains, he didn't dislike romantic comedy with heavy dose of Tsundere and real magic either.

And it was so happened that Louise de La Valliere was a textbook tsundere too, and with that Julio fellow around it was just impossible to not give into temptation to make an story out of them.

The situations were designed and carefully planned. Timing, positioning, characters and tropes perfectly considered as only Heathcliff could: Julio walking right when Louise was changing clothes. Julio happened to be shield-bashed during a spar and flying right into the bath with the Valliere girl still there, Louise walking around the Monastery in her small clothes (or house clothes as she liked to call them) and Heathcliff himself playing the role of watchful guardian/angry father...

Until one day in a feat of rage Louise produced a mallet, one Heathcliff particularly remembered as a First Floor gear, out of thin air and bash the pretty priest-boy in the face.

The next day the Pope himself, a more of bishonen who went by Vittorio, had paid them a visit and not so discreetly encouraged Julio to get more such reactions out of the young noblewoman. Heathcliff had taken it as cue to make his plans more extreme... and help Louise with her visualizations... which led to Pianos, among other things dropping on the poor priest's head whenever Louise was irked.

With a masterful strike of his pen, also obtained curtsy of Louise's new-found ability, finished the scene where Julianus the Stable Boy rushes to his lover, Holy Knight Vivitto with teary eyes and beg him to please forgive him for cheating on him and allow him to be released from his torment as caretaker of Dame Lila de la Vallapa.

*BOOOM*

Heathcliff let out a soft chuckle and allowed the unfolding scene in front of him to shape the next chapter of Halkegenia's very first doujin in his mind's eye.