Cravings
by Nicholai
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A possible scenario regarding a certain Spriggan's pregnancy...
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Eugene: Kirito, you have to help me!
Kirito: What do you need, Eugene?
Eugene: Morgiana wants something and Mortimer won't lend me a raid group.
Kirito: Wait - you think I can stand in for an entire raid group?
Eugene: Well, Mortimer said that only a fully prepared raid group was ever to engage you, so therefore you have to be a one-man-raid. Big Brother doesn't make mistakes about things like that.
Kirito: Uh...
Eugene: Come on, please! You have to help me. Morgiana wants Fresh Sand Worm Meat. She's been asking for it for two days.
Kirito: She just wants the meat? Not the scales or teeth or other crafting materials?
Eugene: No. Just the meat. She's having ... *shudders* ... cravings.
Kirito: *opens mouth* ... *closes mouth* ... *opens mouth* ... Cravings?
Eugene: Yeah. You must know. I mean you and Asuna already had your first child. Food cravings.
Kirito: ... Morgiana is pregnant?
Eugene: Yes. With our child. Haven't you heard.. hey! Wait! Damnit! Stop running! Kiritooooooooooooo!