"Kanzaki?" Star Lord asked
"Oh yes?" Wolverine answered after looking distracted
"You okay?" Diamondback asked
"I am" she said flipping up her hood and drawing her claws out "This is going to easy"
"You should know that diamonds are a girl's best friend" Diamondback said holding up a diamond
"Yeah, but I'm the best at what I do" Wolverine said
"Hajime" Karasuma said as Diamondback threw some diamond like explosives, which Wolverine quickly dodged and charged forward, avoiding a high jump kick from the pink clad assassin, and she followed that up with a few claw swipes which Diamondback narrowly dodged. Throwing a couple of diamond explosive which caught Wolverine off guard, and one of them was filled with acid. Which she had to stop and wait for her healing factor to heal, which allowed Diamondback to slash at Wolverine's chest with a set of diamond tipped claws
"Bitch, this was my best uniform" she snarled as her eyes went from their gentle brown colour to a hostile blood red look. "And now I'm going to make you into a pair of snakeskin boots!" she yelled as she leapt into stab Diamondback, who threw down a couple of diamond bombs releasing a pink smoke. Looking around Wolverine realised she couldn't see anything so upon closing her eyes she started to inhale through her nose to try and get her sent. Finally getting it, she turned around and had her claws in the air before smiling, simply headbutting Diamondback to the ground.
"The winner is Wolverine" Magna Defender said
"Damn, why can't Wolverine be that hot over here?" Kidpool asked
"Just don't" Fantomex said
"What about X-23? she's a classy woman and she's a female Wolverine" Kidpool said making his brothers sigh and look at each other
"Weasel's?" Fantomex asked
"You do remember what happened last time we sent him to Weasel's bar alone right?" Deadpool Jnr asked "Why not just chain him up and leave him somewhere?"
"Lightsabers plus teleporter" Fantomex said
"Stupid things, but what are we going to do to this little pervert so that way he can't get in trouble?" Deadpool Jnr asked as he's phone rang "Hey mum, we're good" he said as he saw Fantomex trying to choke Kidpool. "Come again, really. Okay I'll send one of them over, yes she's here. Don't worry we're actually doing an extended PE session which we're in right now. Yes I'm partaking and so are the others, no I'm not cursing out Jelabitch" he said annoyed "Alright love you too. Bye"
"What did mum want?" Fantomex asked
"It seems like Al bought another Hurdal, and she wants help building it, and some other stuff"
"Oh shit" Kidpool said
"Not it" Deadpool Jnr and Fantomex said as they activated Kidpool's belt
"YOU MOTHERF-!" he started to say before Deadpool Jnr activated his teleporter making him go away.
"Finally" the pair said
"Next battle will be Kataoka" Magna Defender said.
"Here kitty, kitty" Viper said playing with her knife
"Real original" Catwoman said whipping the air
"I thought so" Viper said as her leg was wrapped by Catwoman's whip and was brought down to the floor, who then leapt at Viper with her claws out. Viper quickly moved out of the way and swiped at Catwoman with her knife. But Catwoman kicked Viper in the stomach with a pair of high heels, making her stumble back before Viper drew out her gun and switched ammo type into rubber bullets and took aim at her shoulder and hips, firing off six rounds into each joint and her chest winding her a bit before she slid in and tripped Catwoman up before planting her knife on her throat
"Winner is Viper"
"Up you come kitty cat" Viper said helping up Catwoman, who took a quick swipe
"Sorry had to try" Catwoman shrugged
"I know' Viper said hugging her counterpart
"Next one up is Maehara" Magna Defender said
"So you're going to be a bug under my boot" Batroc said
"I thought I told you to ditch the costume" Ant-Man said closing his helmet
"Ha Never!" Batroc said
"Hajime!" Karasuma said as Batroc leapt into action trying to kick Ant-Man, who shrunk down
"MISSED!" Antman said as he ran around Batroc
"Oh yeah, what about this smart ass?" Batroc asked stamping the ground, all the while Ant-Man was safely on Batroc's shoulder just lazing about. "I will crush you!" he joyfully said
"About that" Ant-Man said jumping on Batroc's shoulder making him buckle a bit before jumping off and becoming regular size "Hi there": he cheekily waved before punching Batroc a few times before shrinking and jump punching him in the gut before scurrying off
"You little pest" Batroc said as he looked around for him, until he bumped into something large and black
"Not so little now am I?" Giant-Man asked as Batroc looked up at him "well?" the tall size-shifter asked as Batroc's eyes rolled into the back of his head and he fainted. Returning to normal size Ant-Man looked around before pointing at Batroc "Hey Hara, medic!" he laughed
"Winner is Ant-Man"
"Not to self, do not pick a fight with the size-shifter" Deadpool Jnr said
"Yeah, the alien bastards invading our planets learnt that the hard way as well" Agent Venom said
"Where did you get these guys?" Fantomex asked
"They were placed in Class-E, not our fault we had powers"
"So who's up next?" Deadpool Jnr asked
"The next round will be Okano" Magna defender said
"Walk into my parlour" Black Widow Okano said
"Do I look like a fly?" Wasp asked
"Depends on Who's asking" Black Widow said as she activated her gold coloured gauntlets
"Hajime" Magna Defender said as Wasp jumped and shrunk. Black Widow then twirled her left bracer and looked around, unable to see her opponent before she fired a cloud of gas. Once the gas was cleared Black Widow looked around for Wasp, only to feel a sting on her back, turning around she saw nothing but got a sting on her shoulder. She then did a full circle and clapped and smiled knowing she had just caught Wasp. Only she started to wince
"Ow, ow, ow, ow" she said shaking her hands
"And just for that" Wasp said before sting her backside
"HEY! Now I won't be able to sit down for a while" Black Widow yelped
"Ice it up for the rest of the fight" Wasp laughed before growing to normal size. Black Widow turned around to start boxing Wasp, who countered with a type of martial art, Black Widow jumped back a bit
"What was that Akidio?" she asked
"I know a mix of Wing Chun, Karate and a hint of Muay Thai" Wasp said
"Wait, you know Muay Thai?" Black Widow said as she continued
"yeah" Wasp said
"Okay" Black Widow shrugged before slugging Wasp under the chin knocking her to the ground "KO"
"Winner Black Widow-Okano" Karasuma said "Next match will be Muramatsu"
"Not a bad bout" Hayami said as she walked over to Hinata
"I forgot that you're their Black Widow, but we have different costumes"
"I guess, plus my bracers are a bit smaller" Hayami said showing Hinata her bracers which were black and had a ring of neon blue light, underneath was a red guard
"Not to mention you costume is more tactical, what with it being black, as opposed to my navy blue, plus my belt isn't exactly the best" Hinata said to the golden belt with a larger hourglass symbol, while Hayami's belt was more militant with a small hourglass belt buckle.
"Wait are those high heels?" Hayami asked
"Yeah, give its more of a femme fatal look no?" Hinata said
"Are you trying to flirt with me?" Hayami asked in a Russian accent
"n-n-n-no" Hinata quivered
"Hayami" Hawkeye said "Leave her alone" he said
"Sorry" Hayami said
"Couldn't resist right?" Hinata asked
"You know, oh fun fact our bitch is the half sister of the original Black Widow Natasha Romanov" Hayami said
"Bullshit!" Hinata said
"That's an interesting fact" Deadpool Jnr said
"Yeah we were shocked when we found out, right before I got my ass handed to me by Capt" Agent Venom said
"You fought Captain America?" Fantomex asked
"Yeah" Agent Venom
"Wicked" the brothers said
"CHIMICHANGAS!" Kidpool said jumping into the attack his older brothers. And he almost got to hit them, before webline was shot out and stuck him to the wall "WHAT!"
"Low blow attacking your brothers like that" Agent venom said before he looked up to see a figure quickly hide 'Who was that?'
"Oh come on they tortured me"
"By getting to help your father's old roommate with some Ikea?" Agent Venom asked
"BAD Ikea" Kidpool snorted
"Still Ikea" Agent Venom said "And you realise that you're brothers can beat you right?"
"I know" Kidpool said "But if you stayed any longer than that you would be crazy too"
"That still isn't a reason to fight your brothers" Agent Venom said
"Hey!" Aquaman said
"What?" Agent Venom asked
"Where's torch?" Aquaman asked
"He isn't here?" Catwoman asked
"No" Aquaman answered
"Then where is he?" Batman asked
Human Torch was inside the classroom with Jack O' Lantern
"You're serious?" Torch asked
"Why not?" Jack asked
"Okay, so what's the ingredients?" Torch asked
"Look to your left, I've had the Haras gather some fresh ingredients" Jack said
"Nice selection, but who will decide the winner?"
"Hello boys" Deadpool said popping in
"Wait which Deadpool are you?"
"Which one re you saying that to?" Deadpool asked as two more popped up
"Shit" Torch said
"Wait they all look the same but different" Jack said
"And sound different, I sound like Ryan Reynolds because I'm for the Heroic-verse" the Deadpool on the Left said "So feel free to call me Ryan"
"I sound like Nolan North because I'm from this world, So feel free to call me Nolan" the right Deadpool said
"And the centre one?" Torch asked
"I look like the Ultimate Comics version of Deadpool and sound like John Kassir from the Marvel Ultimate Alliance Games, so feel free to call me John" the middle said "But I'm from a possible secret project of Autistic-Grizzly"
"Okay" the two said
"Now shall we begin?" John asked
"Ooh can I say it?" Nolan asked
"Go right ahead" Ryan said
"Hajime" Nolan said
Torch went ahead and started to chop some onion and garlic into a hot pan before dicing up some chicken and throwing it in a different pan as he placed some Capsicum and Pumpkin on the grill before starting to boil some noodles. Jack then started to cook some diced bacon while grill some marinated chicken wings before slicing some potatoes and placing those on the grill was well; then finally adding some noodles onto cook. After they set about with the main grill both sides started to make a broth. Torch going with a mild pork based broth and Jack started to cook a clear chicken soup. Soon both added vegetables to their broths to cook. At that moment Ryan turned to John
"So what's the project Grizz is working on next featuring you?" he asked
"Top secret and unrelated to this fic" John said
"Guys they're started to plate up" Nolan said
"Okay" the other two said as Agent venom, Outlaw, Viper, Deadpool Jnr, Thor and Catwoman walked in with Magna Defender to see the cooking match. Torch was mixing the onions, Garlic, chicken with the grilled vegetables and throwing them in the noodles then adding broth to each bowl. He walked up with his dish while Jack was taking the meat off the bones and dicing the grilled potatoes before placing them on top of a generous portion of noodles and the soup before serving them to the three deadpools. Who ate them slowly analysing the flavours and textures of the Ramen meals created by the two Muramatsus. After each portion of the two meals were eaten Ryan handed a verdict to Magna Defender who opened it and read it out loud and clearly
"The winner of this match is the...Human Torch!" Magna Defender said
"Damn, I lost" Jack said
"Ah don't worry, you put up a good fight" Torch said
"Thanks bro" Jack said high fiving Torch, "Kind of sucked we didn't have a proper fight"
"One day" Human Torch said
"Okay, so who's next?" Agent venom asked
"Suguya's up next"
"I am a Master of Illusion!"
"Really, because you got a fishbowl on your head" Nightwing smirked
"You dare mock me?" Mysterio asked
"Hajime" Karasuma said before Nightwing pulled out his twin batons and threw in the air catching them before darting off as the baton started to come down he jumped into the air. Mysterio then flapped his cape making it seem like a dozen batons were in the air, Nightwing lost track of his weapons and got a shoulder charge for him trouble. Picking up one of the discarded batons he smacked Mysterio's helmet with it making it ring before three more Mysterioes appeared and started to punched and kick him in a bullrush. Suddenly bird shaped boomerang flew out an distracting Mysterio allowing Nightwing to jump in and strike him back. Mysterio then held up his hand and said just one thing
"Sleep" Mysterio said spraying a gas into Nightwing's face knocking him
"Mysterio wins" Karasuma said
"LOW BLOW!" the heroes said
"Them the breaks" Deadpool Jnr said
"Anyway next match will be Mimura" Magna Defender said.
G'day Guys Grizz here and that was an interesting chapter was it, now Agent venom may know about the mysterious figure and a cooking battle between the Human Torch and Jack O'Lantern. Namely because...I didn't know how to end a fight between to FIRE Users! And yes I'm planning on a new project which will feature Deadpool in some capacity. And I'll probably start that some time in the future as a weekly series. I'm still working on the concept. Anyway the next chapter will be the end of the combat chapter and hit a heavy story chapter
So until next time I'll catch you on the flipside